So, without further ado, let's begin! :3
Today's RIM (April 20, 2015):
Time for another completely random RIM commercial! X3
I hope you enjoy! O3O
Sparkle: Hello everyone. I am finally back from my commercial-making hiatus. I was working on tons of very important stuff while I was gone. *giggles to self in head*
Finny: You were in a resort on a Caribbean island.
Sparkle: *lightly punches Finny and whispers in his ear* Shut up.
Finny: *sighs*
Sparkle: *clears throat* Well, now I'm back. *cries inside head*
Finny: *reads price tag of RIM and starts bawling* No, no, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sparkle: What now?
Finny: *sniffs and shakily points paw in direction of RIM* It-it....
Sparkle: Spit it out, fox boy!
Finny: I'm not your boyfriend.
Sparkle: What!? I never said anything like that! *thinks in head* Why, boys, why....?
Finny: *shakes head* Never mind. The economics is all ruined now. ALL RUINED!
Sparkle: The what?
Finny: The-the area of equal equilibrium has changed. It has increased 50 gems. 50 GEMS, SPARKLE!
Sparkle: Oh yeah. The price is 50 gems more expensive than the other past weeks.
Finny: EXACTLY! The equal equilibrium of RIMs has CHANGED!
Sparkle: No one cares about your nerdy obsession over economics, Finny.
Finny: But the stock market, Sparkle! THE STOCKS!
Sparkle: *pushes Finny off couch and drags him out door*
Finny: Curses! Why must I be so thin and light!
Sparkle: *tosses Finny on floor outside door and slams door shut, satisfied*
(Back to in front of camera)
Sparkle: So these pair of Fancy Shoes must be rarely fancy. Uh....
Brock: Long time no see, honey sugar boo.
Sparkle: *turns head to look behind her* What are you doing here, Brock!?
Brock: Nice to see you again, my love.
Sparkle: Eww no, you creep!
Brock: Aww, I love you so much too, my love!
Sparkle: I'm not your love, you're just an idiot!
Brock: *finally notices the RIM* Eww another ugly RIM!
Sparkle: Shush! Some of the viewers might think the shoes are very stylish.
Brock: Yeah, like who?
Duke: *shows self from hiding secretly behind Brock like a stalker*
Brock: Of course it'd be Duke.
Duke: Stop being so negative to the RIMs and a complete butt.
Brock: You're awful at making insults, drunkie.
Duke: *growls* Why you little square head.....
Sparkle: *sighs* What do you two want this time?
Duke: Oh, that's right! I'll gladly escort him out of your room, dear cousin Sparkle. By that I mean throw him out your bedroom window.
Brock: I'm heavier than you, drunkie.
Duke: *sighs loudly* Did you forget what I told you!? I'm not an ordinary fox and have tons of power.
Brock: *remembers* Okay, goodbye. *leaves room through door slowly and awkwardly*
(A few minutes later)
Duke: So.......
Sparkle: What do you want from me, Duke?
Duke: In my opinion, the shoes have too much green on them.
Sparkle: And the green area between the top blue and bottom green areas should be white instead.
Duke: Yeah, yeah! That'll make the RIM much more stylish!
(Commercial ends)
Sparkle: So why exactly do you always argue with Brock so much?
Duke: *sighs* It's a long story........
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Sorry it's so lame. I don't have that much time at the moment. DX
Contest will (hopefully) be posted up on the contest blog soon. (A few days, probably.)
Gotta go now! See ya!
Oh wow. I title this post Swag, yet the word "swag" isn't even in the commercial. Whoops, I failed. X3
ReplyDeleteIt's swagalicious, that's why you labeled it that :D
DeleteYay, thanks! :3
DeleteJust replace every other word with swag. ;3
DeleteMk
DeleteSwag! I'm here with this swag's RIM post.
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SWAGSWSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWEG
;3
Hey there! I just noticed that you didn't put the badges anywhere on your blog. Great post, by the way!
ReplyDeleteThanks, hehe. ^~^`
DeleteOh my gosh, so sorry! I keep on forgetting and I wasn't able to go on my computer for a few days (now I can again). I just copy and paste the badge onto here, right?
Am I the first one that's gonna ask WHO DA HECK IS BROCK ANYWAY?!
ReplyDeleteBrock is just a character I randomly add to my RIM commercials. I got inspired to name him Brock when I drew a drawing of Duke on this piece of scrap paper when I was bored and doing absolutely nothing one day. But then I realized I made his face too square and too like bruh. (I can't stand them peeps who like that.). So with bruh being in my head, I went to Costco and saw a rock in the parking lot. With this square-head arctic wolf fox, bruh, and a rock in my mind full of Cutepuppiness, I decided to create a character just for RIMs who is extremely arrogant and annoying and name him Brock. (I threw out that square-head Duke drawing I drew because it made me not able to sleep. o-o) ;3
DeleteXD brock sounds fabulous...(just me ok)
DeleteBrock might be one of my favorite characters ;3
ReplyDeleteI hate Brock.
Delete(You'll understand why when I make this story-but-not post. X3)
Mhm ;D
DeleteI don't get the Google thing for today... What is the Loch Ness monster?
ReplyDeleteThe Loch Ness Monster is basically this creature called a Nessie that is supposedly said to live in the lake called Loch Ness somewhere in Scotland. It's like one of those mythical creatures that some people search for and believe exist- like Bigfoot or the Yeti. It's like this giant sea creature/monster, basically. It has such a long body that it forms loops.
DeleteTo be honest, your comment kinda scared me at first because I went on this ride called the Loch Ness Monster a few days ago. (idk why that scared me though. Coincidence... idk. X3)
Next week, Sparkle and Finny must start dating
ReplyDeleteYes, haha. owo
DeleteI don't know why, but I think your comment made my day. ;u;
That was me signed out. Typing it with one arm cause they had to the cast on my broken arm again!!!!(now I'm an AJHQ wannabe XD)
DeleteOh, really? It was you? Ohh.. X3
DeleteHope your arm and leg heal soon! ;o;
Spinny