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Saturday, January 3, 2015

Thelma

So last post, I commented something about an "evil Thelma." So I bet you're all wondering. Like who is this so called "Thelma?" Stuff like that. Right?

So she was being weirder than usual today because she was hiding in the linen closet. In my (messed-up) house.

Okay... Time to reveal the Thelmaness! (Oh yes. XD)

She's in the linen closet here. XD

Her look is so evil-master like. Like OMG! :O

So yeah. She's one of my cats. Her name is Thelma. Yup! :3

Meow! =^.^=

Now since you can't take enough of "dat cat face tho- huehue", here is a close-up of her face. Such fab!


So yeah lol. It's THELMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡’‘`'

Haha. Bye, peeps! X3

EDIT: Thelma is in the linen closet again. (tehe)

Look at it! >8U

Look at it! >8U
Look at it! >8U

Don't tell me that's not creepy and freaking you out.

At least it's edible.

*eats snowman marshmallowman head*
NN
>:D

Hmm, let's see how the Precious creature is doing. We haven't heard from her in a while! .3

                                       (<- dat position tho o3o)

O_O

She's covered in blood, too.

O_O

O_O

*everything explodes*

Lots and lots of violence, children. Please hep me. I mean help. lllllllllllllllllllllllll

Oh yeah.

Lives are on the line! Lives are on the line! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read Chapter 25. It's kinda boring, but I used some big words this time around. Yay!!!!!!!!

Zombies and titans are stuck in my head now. 

That ending of that movie annoys me greatly.

What is wrong with the failed swag derp!?

Why am I talking about such topics!?

I am sad. Very, very sad.

You can see its pixels!

Precious is naughty.
I mean... On the naughty list.

Um yeah.

I am sad.

So sad.

Sadness!

Such sad.

Sad.

Because.......................................................................................

Winter Break is practically over!

So very sad.

D':

Now here is a question!

How much pancakes/waffles/french toast do you put on your syrup?

Please answer me.

Please do!

I am counting on you!

Give me your predictions, as well!

Gotta go!

Ha, look it's Roadrunner from that classic Looney Tunes! :P

Meep, meep. owo

K now leave this post is over.










Or is it!?












>:)

Friday, January 2, 2015

Twinkle's Story: Chapter 25

*I'm finally here with a new chapter at long last! So sorry for the super long wait and suspense. Things happen, y'know? Ya.*
*And "new" it is! So many new things. Wow!*
*The new POVs will only appear sometimes, so not all the time. Only sometimes. Like when I feel like it. And when it's like important. Ya.*
*The names actually do mean something. Go search for yourselves! Ancient languages combined with creativity. Yay.*
*This chapter is pretty emotional, too. Just to warn you!*
*Well, now read! (hehe)*
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CALLIAH

"No!" I shriek, a sudden rush of adrenalin rushing through me. "You'll never get away with this. Not ever!" Tears stream down my face as I run up to the guard from behind and force his arm down, intercepting him from any further actions. I start breathing heavily, feeling that sudden rush of adrenalin escape my body.

The guard, who is much stronger than me, turns around. His dark black eyes stare right on through me. My hazel eyes are no match to the intensity of his gaze. I tremble, a feeling of fear rushing down my spine. He blinks and says calmly, his voice like that fabric. Like silk. "Care to tell me what you are doing, miss?"

I still tremble. "I... I..."

He rolls his eyes. "Then I best be on my way. I have things to take care of." He turns around halfway, in the direction of the door- to freedom. But I won't let him enter the freedom of the world. Not just yet.

My eyes flash as I control myself again. "He is the only one I have. He is the other one you are looking for. Us two are the last living cursed ones. Cursed by despicable acts done by hatred and love. But I won't let you get a hold of him. Not today." I pause, my eyes still wet even though no more tears come. "I... I murdered his father to protect him. I knew that he'd stop at nothing to wipe any phantom-related descendant off the face of Jamaa. If I hadn't done what I have done, we will both be dead at this very moment. His job had rushed to his head. Relationships would just become past memories, vanishing into the dust. He worked with the government to fight against the phantoms. Eternal was dedicated to his job. He was very dedicated indeed. He would stop at nothing. Nothing at all." I take a breath.

"Along with our Jamaasian names, stuck to the code, Duke and I also have names in the ancient language of the phantoms. My name is Calliah, which means "concealing shadow", and his is Fierdan, meaning "little fire." His name truly symbolizes who he is, even though he doesn't even know he has a second first name."

The guard looks at me, then back to the door again. "Very well then." Before I can realize it, the door opens and shuts. Leaving me alone in the room. I close my eyes.

"I don't care how much you despise me. I admit, I do deserve all of it. It's my fault for not sharing the truth to you. And that is why I am the most regretful. We might be bound by the forces of evil, but I will try my best to protect you from the true evil. At all costs, I will protect you. Including my life. Duke, please forgive me..."

I open my eyes and sigh, knowing the answer would be "no."


FAUNA

Recently, Eternal has been acting different. He's not as open to us as he usually is. Or once was. It's almost as if a fading shadow surrounds him. He won't even talk to Duke's aunt and uncle. He's trying to isolate himself from us. But why?

I shrug. I look at the surrounding atmosphere. Beyond the golden colors of heaven, I see a warm rainbow of colors. Iridescent glass. I marvel at the beauty of it all. There are always going to be harder things to reach that are unable to be reached. Some things do exist. Even in "heaven."

But it's not only the iridescent glass being unattainable. So much more...


DUKE

We're both well beyond the usual forest-type areas back at home. I don't even remember the last time we saw an actual tree. Or bush. Or any green grass. I look down at the dead, brittle grass, longing it to come back to life. I then sigh. I kick the dry ground with a toe in frustration. I should be the one to know that once something is dead, it can never be alive again. And nothing can ever bring it back.

I fight back the tears. All the memories of dead loved ones coming back to me. Twinkle was so close to adding on to that list. The list of the dead. Why am I thinking this now? I look up again.

"We can take a break here if you want. We've been walking all day." I hear Twinkle's soothing voice over one shoulder.

"Yeah, " I say, then sniff. "Let's take a break." I lay down in the brown grass. It isn't as comfortable as the flowing green grass near the Tall Tower back at home.

Despite that, I fall instantly asleep. The heat, hot as boiling blood, washing over me.


TWINKLE

Since I'm exhausted as well, I curl up beside Duke and fall asleep. My head against his rising and falling chest. Falling asleep to the rhythm of his heart.

After sleeping like this for quite a while, I suddenly feel Duke's chest rise and fall in its not usual pattern. Starting to get worried, I get up. I push my hair away from my hot and sweaty neck. It's so hot where we are. So hot that it looks like we are the only living creatures here for miles. I take a long breath.

I'm interrupted by the sound of coughing. Unusual coughing. Concerned, I look towards the direction of his face. Right in front of the tip of his nose, I see a puddle of blood. I gasp. What happened?

As if by cue, I watch Duke's body convulse and cough up blood. His body then quivers like it's cold. But when I place a paw on the top of his snout, it feels like my paw just got burned.

I go up to whisper in his ear, "Duke, wake up. Oh, please wake up!"

"Huh wha?" I hear him mumble as he slowly blinks open his eyes.

"Oh thank Zios," I say before looking at his eyes. When I do, it feels like I am staring at the eyes of death. I see a drop of blood clinging to his bottom lip. It also feels like I'm staring at the face of death.

This isn't just ordinary heatstroke. It's something far more serious. I want to cry out for help, but my throat is too dry to do so.

"Anyone there? Anyone?" I weakly call out, my throat raw. "We need help. Please somebody..."

After losing my hopes of anyone finding us, I curse the mysterious voice. Why did it lead us here?

I sniff. I look away from the dark blue sky, and focus my gaze on Duke. I whisper so faint it's barely audible. "Survive.... It's the only thing we have left."

I don't fall asleep again for the rest of the night.

Off to a Great Start!

Hi! ^.^

The Cute Pup of the Day for the time being will be taken using screenshots. Here is today's Cute (Daily) Pup.:
Or you can just look over to the left, I guess. -->

Today's new item is a pretty fun one. :3
Nonmember, worth the price I think (just wait and see), and is adorable. 

*buys item*

*puts item in over-crowded with items den*

*clicks little skier penguin dude*

Airborne penguin dude! Will he make it? :o
Wow, it's a perfect landing! :o
Turns around and goes back up the ski-lift to start all over again.

So, it's a fun item to play with. 

Yes, it is. c:

*checks blog stats and things cuz why not yolo*

(That doesn't really make sense, but whatever. This isn't school! ^^)

(Took this screenshot a little less than an hour ago. ^^)
And it's only early afternoon! :O

And I know it has to be other people (aka you guys reading this right now) giving me these views because (a) the stats number doesn't change when I view my blog, (b) the numbers do change when I'm not even viewing my blog, and (c) look at the audience. So... yeah.

And if you check my post yesterday, I had 25,045 pageviews. And right now (just 1 day later) I have over a hundred more pageviews.

So... Wow. (So shocked... *o*)

Hmm, I'm still thinking of what to do to celebrate so many sudden pageviews and a new follower. (is still shocked XD)

Are you stalking my blog? O.o

Ha, just messing with you. I know none of you are creepy stalkers. Just awesome people who like viewing my blog. Like a lot. Like more times than I do. And I view my blog many, many times a day. O-O

But it's so cool how so many of us have blogging accomplishments on our blogs. Whether it be by the amount of pageviews, or whether it be by blog anniversaries. So... Go us! XD

We're all starting off the new year, with our blogging accomplishments. ^-^

About DeviantART, I might put up some of my older artworks that you probably have seen before because I put them up on this blog before. And also because I'm too lazy to draw new things right now. (I'm so lazy.)

Eh whatever.

And... great news to my story readers! :)

I finally, at long last, have come up with some decent ideas to use for Chapter 25. (Maybe more than just "decent"...... Ya.) Creativity, new names, new POVs.....  Yay. :3

See ya! :)

Thursday, January 1, 2015

I'm not sure anymore.

Hullo! o3o

Cute Pup of the Day!
Yes, puppies, yes.

(This post might hurt one's eyes.)

Goes on AJ.

ZOMGG WUT IZ DIS!? OMG WHOA OMG. =O
WHAT COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE??????????? (#ajhq tho :3)

(CLICK, IT! CLICK IT NAO!!!!!)

Mk, I go click ze box nao. owo

MORE GEMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (YAS!!!!!) 8D

Got by using the code, "winter" when logging in. 

What? Did you think Cutepupios randomly got a membership? Lol nu-uh! ;3

Did I troll ya? ;P


Sweg.

Go away, Duke.

Mk.

So now time for "DEEP, EMOTIONAL-STRUGGLING-HARDSHIPS TIME!!!!" (nah, jk.)

Such sass!

Umm.........................

When you're like on them Animal Jams game y'all talk about nonstop, do you also sometimes hear:

VERY LOUD COUGHING NOISES. AND ONLY WHEN YOU'RE ON AJ. BUT MOSTLY JUST IN CORAL CANYONS. AND THEY'RE EXTREMELY LOUD AND ANNOYING. AND THEY MAKE YOUR AJ AVATARS LAG A LOT AND THEN THEY UM THEY LOOK CONSTIPATED JUST LIKE THOSE TIKI ALPHA STATUES. LIKE VERY, VERY, very CONSTIPATED?????? AND THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN THE AJ VOLUME THINGY IS TURNED OFF!!!!!

Or is it just me? ;)

You know what like really annoys me? When my parents are all like, "TODAY'S LIKE NEW YEAR'S AND WE TOTALLY HAVE AWESOME PLANS FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!!" a few days ago. And then today, my mom's all like, "-insert my name here; no telling you stalkers, sorreh- WE HAVE ONE THING WE ARE DOING TODAY. WE ARE GOING TO SEE THAT MOVIE (that I don't even want to see lol) WITH ALL THEM GAL COUSINS!!!" And them I'm all like, "........". And then I'm like, "Hey, when are we gonna see that movie you won't shut up about?" And then she's all like, "OOPS SORRY. WE CAN'T SEE IT ANYMORE. CHANGED HOURS OF SHOWTIME AND NO MORE TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ORDER TICKETS AHEAD OF TIME LIKE ALL OF THE OTHERS DID! NOW WATCH HONEYMOONERS WITH ME AND DADDY!!!!!!!!" And then I'm like, "So, we're staying home all day again!?" And she's all like, "OF COURSE NOT! ME AND YOUR FATHER ARE GOING OUT TONIGHT, AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY HOME AGAIN. SUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And I'm like, "You've got to be kidding me. :I" And here we are now! X3

;-;

Oh. Remember this oh-so-lonely flower? (FLOWAH POWAH!!!!!!)

It got into a family! :3
:')

.......................

HOLY SHIZZ!!!!!! 25,000+ VIEWS! :O

EEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

*blinks*

I want to do something in celebration of this. Any ideas, guys?

Any at all??????

Come on, help me out here! :V

Fine then. I'll come up with something!

Thanks for the llama, by the way, Gamer. c:

I love it. <3

Oh. I was stalking your blog a lot today, Gamer. ^w^

I WELCOME ALL NEWCOMERS TO MY CRAY-CRAY BLOG WITH.... A CUTE PUPPY AND A STICK. =3

What about you?

Oh. You aren't a dog? 

How about a potato?

No?

You no fun. :(

I might go on hiatus soon. D':

NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So....
How're you doing? c:

OMG. I once had this nightmarish dream thing when I was like asleep, and you guys were in it. You all hated me, though! And then your fathers became very upset with me because when I came into your houses, my hair was wet. They kicked me out, and started talking in another language that I never heard of before. And then there were these girly twins. Who would never leave my bathroom ever. So I could like never go to the bathroom. I couldn't brush my teeth or anything because they wouldn't leave! So then I was late to school everyday. And then I sued their parents. And then the father complained that my hair is too long and wet. My hair wasn't wet, though. And it's only shoulder-length. Oh. And don't get me started on this person. They bossed everyone around, and I became everyone's slave. And this was in my own house. And then, everyone would never shut up. So no sleep for me either. I then woke up.

Scary... O_O

Oh wait. Maybe that wasn't you guys. XD

I heard your names (blogging names) in it, though.

More weird. O_O

That was like 2 months ago. O_O

C E L E B R A T I O N

Goodbye.

AJ Post- 2015 :3

It's past 2:30 in the morning! Know what that means, guys!? AJ post time! ;D

*logs in- dun, dun, dun!* :O

Huh? I logged in more than just once daily, AJHQ! Tsk, tsk. Oh wait. I don't really care, I have too many gems anyways. :P

So ya. Shall miss you, December Advent gifts! :c

2015!

Anywho....

Oh yeah.

OMG GUESS WHAT!? YOU KNOW HOW AJHQ USUALLY ALWAYS ADDS IN THE MONTHLY BIRTHSTONES A FEW DAYS AFTER THE START OF THE MONTH? WELL, GUESS WHAT? AJHQ ADDED THE JANUARY BIRTHSTONE TO EPIC WONDERS JUST NOW! YES, AT 2:30-ISH IN THE MORNING. YAY!!!! :D

Yes, I checked. This here is the January birthstone. Yay, AJHQ didn't mess up! X3

Hmm.... Now how about some random clearance items?

Sure, Cutepups, why not. Entertain us. *viewers walk toward me like zombies* *gasp* It's the Walking Dead! :O (inside joke)

Umm.....

Jam Mart Clothing:
GIT YER WEEIRD EEGYPTIIAN BEEARD N HATO.

Jam Mart Furniture:
GIT YET LEAFY RUG N YER SALLOON SINKIES N YER RAKEY LEAF PILE N YER SPHYNX.

YARGERGHBLERGHBLARGHBLAHBLEHBLAH

Oh yes! Another thing before I go....... (oh, that sounds intense! :O)

You might've heard this extremely stupid rumor that said that AJ will be shut down by Kosho/embo/embo0/Lilac/idk who else when the clock stikes midnight on Jamuary 1, 2015. (aka TODAY) Well... AJ DID NOT SHUT DOWN AND CAUSE AN EPIDEMIC, YOU FOOLSZSZZ!!!!

>:D

So don't believe stupid rumors, children. Lesson learned.

My family is boring. (I almost typed "brony" there. HAHAHA.) They all went to sleep like 2 hours ago. I'm still up- obviously. HEHEHEHEHEHE. >:3


OMG I'M SO CLOSE TO 25K PAGEVIEWS NOW! OMG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LIKE MEANS!? 

It means that...... 

I SHOULD GET OFF MY LAZY BUTT AND LIKE DO SOMETHING EPIC FOR YOU EPIC PEEPS!!!!!!

Oh yes.

Goodbyeszzzzsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's 2015!

Hai everyone! It just passed midnight for me, which means it's 2015! WHOO!!! Happy New Year!!!

So uh... Is it 2015 where you are yet? *types at 12:46 am my time :3*

Made a rather boring deviation, last year. (Heh, heh.)

Am I the first AJ blogger making a post in 2015?

What are your resolutions?

So many questions! XD

WOOT, WOOT!!! =D