Bow & Arrows, Decorative Fire Pit, Weird Snowman, + Commercial Swag

What's up, Jammers!

5 days till Christmas!

Today's Daily Gift is the..............

The classic Jamaaliday gift given every year- the Bow And Arrows! :D

As a note, I suggest not trading big time rares for one. Because I don't want you to get scammed. Scamming is bad. 

Tips by Cutepupios!

Brought to you by...............:

~ "Hey, why am I wearing bright red instead of black!?"

~ "It's the Jamaalidays, bruh."

~ "Can I at least wear gray?"

~ "No."

~ "You suck."

~ "This is on camera, remember that.

~ "Yay, now I can beat you up!"

~ "No, don't do that."

~ "It's too bright for my taste."

~ "You don't eat sweaters, Duke."

~ "Oh. My... cookies!"

~ "Umm....."

~ "I can dream!"

~ "Is the white stuff on it, whipped cream?"

~ Uh.... no. Don't eat your sweater, Duke."

~ "Eww! This sweater doesn't taste good!"

~ "Maybe because sweaters aren't edible...

~ "Shut up, Sparkle. This one is!"

~ "How am I related to you again?"

~ "Magical unicorns. Oh and narwhals."

~ "Uh........."

~ "Buy your very own Jamaaliday sweater for only 99999999999.99 gems!"

~ "No, Duke. It's only sold for 999999.99 gems."

~ "I wanna make a profit, Sparkle!"

~ "Why did I hire you to be in my commercial again?"

~ "Because I'm fabulous."

~ "Yeah sure."

~ "DON'T BUY THESE SWEATERS. THEY TASTE LIKE COTTON AND WOOLEN SOCKS AND YARN."

~ "Well... That's what they're made of...."

~ "Exactly, Sparkle! Very good point."

~ "Boycott these sweaters made of reindeer poo, today! We're like talking about illegal businesses here under the White Market."

~ "It's called the Black Market."

~ "Stop being stupid."

~ "Umm........." 

~ "BURN YOUR OWN SWEATER MADE OUT OF REINDEER POO, TODAY! THEY'RE ALL UGLY! LIKE THAT CHAIR. SO NON-FAB. I FEEL SORRY FOR IT. NOT."

~ "Duke, we're trying to advertise to people to buy these sweaters."

~ Uh yeah. I know that, Sparkle. Now shut up."

~ "Be a total jerk to someone else instead!"

~ "Um yeah, after this."

~ "OH YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BURN YOUR SWEATERS FOR YOU. FREE OF CHARGE."

~ "Duke...."

~ "What now?"

~ "I'm never gonna let you help me in my advertising videos for school ever again."

~ "This is for school?"

~ "I TOLD YOU THAT A MILLION TIMES ALREADY!"

~ "Ohh."

~ "*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*"

~ "Duke! Why did you say that on camera!?"

~ "Because I'm fabulous."

~ "No wonder she broke up with you."

~ "Who?"

~ "That's what I mean! 'Who?'. Exactly what I mean!"

~ "Why am I still here?"

~ "I REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, DUKE! NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

~ "Fine whatever. Remember to not buy these hideous sweaters, people!"

~ "SCENE!"

~ "I want a lemon to hug a dog! And then meet under this weird plant over the hallway."

~ "Wait.. Who are you!?"

~ "I always lived here in the bathroom next door."

~ "But I live here!"

~ "So do I!"

~ No, Duke. You moved out years ago."

~ "Ohh right..."

~ "I ship it! I call it: Spark!"

~ I ship it, too!"

~ "No."

~ "Please don't."

~ "And CUT!"

Love the Jamaalidays commercial that makes no sense?"

The green and golden text characters belong to someone else. And someone else else. Credit to them.

Other new item today! 

Cute! ^D^

Jamaa stuff!

(Enchanted is wearing pink and brown right now because right when I first logged on, there was this huge pink and brown mob hopping to fight cancer. So good cause? I showed up right when it ended, though. No pics. Sorry.)

Jamaa Township stuff!

These "quitters" don't make sense to me. XD (I think they're scammers of some species.)

Awesome username! 

...................

Hey, kids! "Do you wanna build a snowman"

- underwater?

Then buy this.

(Took this picture on my other account.)

Why does it have an octopus on its head as a hat? O.o

Next post will be a sing-along-dong post plus other stuff on my other account.

Stay tuned!

Well, I gotta go celebrate Hanukkah for tonight now. 

Um bye.