40,000

YEE. 8D

IT'S OVER 40,000!!!!!! >8U

//tries to make pun

//fails

CRAIES ;U;

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEWL =3

Only I can edit it. Only IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8U

Ah yus. Do you love Drunk Dukey? He looks so leik fab and drunk and kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiii. *w*

And he do dat :3 face.

:3

Gah! He's too frigidevev adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!! *o*

Leik a teddy bear fox, he is squishy. (Donutcha take zat ze wrong way, kiddos!)

OMG. WHY YOU LOOK SO FAB??????????? ;U;

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

WAIT. I CAN DO MY EPIC LOVELY HEARTS INSTEAD!!!!!!!! >:3

NOW THAT'S BETTER!!!!!!!!! ;P

What the-- Wendy's....... O.O

Get it?

It was a pun.

Because that's their slogan.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Never mind.

This fox is like tots serious, bruh. It might also be a genderbend Dawn hurhurhueeeeee.

Tibetan fox

Just Dawn with like way smaller ears.

Dawn's ears are small compared to other Fennies.

Dawn is such a stalker.

*winks*

Duke: *in pajamas that look like are for 3-year-olds* Come on Mr. Fluffles, it's time for beddy-byes! *holds Mr. Fluffles (a raggedy teddy bear) in paws in hug*

Mr. Fluffles: But Duke, it is only 6 in the evening.

Duke: ARE YOU TRYING TO OBJECT ME!? I THOUGHT WE WERE SOMETHING! *starts wailing*

Mr. Fluffles: *is shocked* No, no. I shall escort you to bed, my fox boy.

Duke: I'm holding you, but yee! *smiles has tears fall from eyes*

(In bed)

Duke: Can you tell me a story, Mr. Fluffles?

Mr. Fluffles: Sure thing, kiddo!

Duke: *claps excitedly* YAY!

Mr. Fluffles: But first, why don't you tell me why you want to go to beddy-byes so early?

Duke: Because there's this creepy stalker outside my bedroom window at night. If I sleep, I won't see it.

(Concludes story)

Mr. Fluffles: And then they all lived happily ever after. The end!

Duke: Zzz......

Mr. Fluffles: *chuckles and turns off light and goes to sleep next to Duke's pillow* 

(6 hours later)

There is a knock on the window followed by a loud crash and boom. Some mysterious creature flies through the now broken window.

Dawn (the mysterious creature that flew through Duke's bedroom window): What the-- Isn't he like the evilest dude in Jamaa, though?

Duke: *snore, snore* Cupcakes, ice cream. COOKIES! *lifts self from bed, but then falls down into bed again*

Dawn: The heck.....

Duke: *snore, snore*

Dawn: *shrugs* Maybe he's having his visions about an evil cookie tyrant violently killing everybody....? No, that doesn't seem right.

Duke: *lifts head and intensely sniffs air*

Dawn: Umm......

Duke: *opens eyes dramatically*

Dawn: Oh wow. He is like so like dreamy! *blushes and hides face under hat*

Duke: *locks eyes with Dawn* AHHHHHHHHH!

Dawn: Well hello there! I am here to officially stalk you!

Duke: AHHHHHHHH!

Dawn: Well, that didn't go as well as I expected it to.

Duke: You're the one who keeps on stalking me during the night! *screams*

Dawn: So what?

Duke: That's creepy!

Dawn: Oh, what a shame. I've wanted this moment to come far more awkwardly.

Duke: What's that supposed to mean!?

Dawn: *laughs* Well, I always imagined you to be the one to sleep in your underwear.

Duke: *snatches Mr. Fluffles from bed, and throws at Dawn*

Dawn: If that.

Mr. Fluffles: My, my. What is all this racket?

Duke: *picks up Mr. Fluffles, and aims to throw it at Dawn again*

Mr. Fluffles: Oh my! *hits wall face-first*

Duke: *dashes over to where Mr. Fluffles landed* MR. FLUFFLES, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?

Mr. Fluffles: *lifts head, and faces Duke*

Duke: Oh no! Your eye is falling out! *tries to stuff sewing thread that attaches Mr. Fluffle's eye back onto his face*

Mr. Fluffles: *sticks tongue out of mouth*

Duke: Oh no! I ruined your face even more!

Mr. Fluffles: I'll go have some midnight tea. *leaves room*

Dawn: What.

Duke: PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR DAMAGING YOUR FACE, MR. FLUFFLES! *picks up stuffing from floor*

Dawn: Well, now since your teddy bear guardian is gone....

Duke: What.

Dawn: He doesn't have to embarrass and treat you like a 3-year-old anymore.

Duke: I am this way because I chose to be.

Dawn: So you can take off your fluffy pajamas, and sleep in your underwear!

Duke: Uh...

Dawn: Oh.

(A few minutes later)

Dawn: Oh, come on! Take off your stupid pajamas already!

Duke: NEVER!

Dawn: Duke, you better take off that zig-zag pajama shirt right now!

Duke: NEVER!

Dawn: *tackles Duke, and tries to take off his pajamas herself* Take... it... off!

Duke: MR. FLUFFLES!

Dawn: He's dead, you idiot. You killed him.

Duke: *suddenly stops squirming* What did you just say?

Dawn: *successfully takes off Duke's zig-zag- themed pajamas* Hehe.

Duke: I'd ask you again. What did you say?

Dawn: *laughs* Say what?

Duke: *somehow pins Dawn to ground* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Dawn: *laughs creepily*

Duke: YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF KILLING MR. FLUFFLES!

Dawn: Well, you did kill him after all.

Duke: *eyes glow as they turn into fire, bares teeth, and fur catches aflame*

Dawn: Oh yes! Just what I hoped to see! This is marvelous!

Duke: Marvelous, eh?

Dawn: Oh yes!

Duke: *makes Dawn catch aflame* There you go!

Dawn: *shrieks as gets surrounded by flames*

Duke: *stares intensely and creepily at Dawn, and walks away*

OH MY. X'D

I imagine Mr. Fluffles having a British accent. X3

Gotta go literally right now.

So yeah.

Bye!