Swap Sway 8D

Hi. How was your morning, Jammers? My cat (Thelma >:O) peed on me this morning. And my dog caused lots of other dogs to start barking, too. And my other cat slept through all that. (Yes, Thelma peed on me. :c)

So yes. Today's new item is so boodyfiul leik rlly omg yas.

Time to be fabulous! :3

Tinkle: Pukey, I think I found the item you were looking for!

Puke: OMG REALLY!?

Tinkle: *stares intensely* Yes.

Puke: Come on, Tinkle! Show me, SHOW ME!

Tinkle: No.

Puke: Why you so like mean to me, Tin kale?!

Tinkle: Because I'm cooler than you.

Puke: WHA-WHAT!? NO!

Tinkle: No, you idiot. I'm ice; you're fire. *face-paw* 

Puke: Haha! So I'm hotter than you! *laughs weirdly*

Tinkle: Why am I still talking to you...?

Puke: Because I want to be a leprechaun gazelle.

Tinkle: *rolls eyes* Do you want me to show you the item I found that you were searching for?

Puke: Is it swagtastic?

Tinkle: Yes.

Puke: *runs over to Tinkle to see the item* OMG YES!

Tinkle: Told cha!

Puke: How can an item be so swag?

Tinkle: I don't know.

Puke: *looks at nametag* *explodes into flames* OMG NO!

Tinkle: *slowly backs away from Puke* What...?

Puke: It's all a LIE, Tinkle!

Tinkle: What?

Puke: It says "Shamrock Glasses".

Tinkle: So...?

Puke: It should be called "Clover Glasses".

Tinkle: You dragged me to this store to get these glasses, yet you don't want them. Hmph!

Puke: The glasses have 4 leaves each- not 3. Shamrock indicates 3, and clover indicates 4.

Tinkle: Shamrock can also mean 4.

Puke: You are very unsupportive, you know that?

Tinkle: Of course I know that, you idiot!

Puke: Eh... Even though they don't make sense, I still need to get these exceptionally swagtastic glasses. *stops exploding into flames*

Tinkle: I'm sick and tired of your indecisiveness. You're paying for them.

Puke: No. 

Tinkle: You know I told you that I'm broke.

Puke: Bu....

Tinkle: Oh, don't tell me you spent them on that gumball machine! *points paw in direction of gumball machine*

Puke: Why would you say that? *blows bubble from bubblegum*

Tinkle: Well, it looks like you're not getting these swag glasses today.

Puke: No..........

(Dawn walks up to them from behind)

Dawn: I can pay for the swag glasses if you'd like, Puke.

Puke & Tinkle: OMG, HOW LONG WERE YOU HERE?!

Dawn: Hmm..... *checks watch* 45 minutes or so.

Tinkle: You were here this entire time?!

Dawn: Guess so.

Puke: I WANT TO HAVE THE SWAG GLASSES!

Dawn: I'll pay for them.

Puke: OKAY! *dashes off with Dawn to pay for swag glasses*

Tinkle: I TOLD YOU I'M BROKE!

And that, children, is how they got swag glasses. :3

So suspenseful, I know.

Anywho. There was this Jammer, right? So anywho, she said this.

She then left.

O_O

Now, now. PurpleStarClub of My Little Jammers (owo) and I were derping around in the famous Jammer, WisteriaMoon's, den. Since we couldn't say "swag", we had to say "swap" or "sway". So those words swapped for "swag". "swap" swap. :P

idk

(Meh? :c)

Mini Contest!

Find the Precious creature in these 2 pictures (excluding the name card/change look thingy. Like look for the whole Precious creature's body.).

Don't cheat.

You might win a prize! (hurhur) X3

K gotta go!

Thelma is very evil.

I mean bye.