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Sunday, March 15, 2015

Fabulous

Hi.

Look at this.:


I know for certain that you love this masterpiece. 

Like come on now. For reals.

If you don't know who this is, it's of Puke. When he's high, sweg, sparkly, angry, has neon-pink lips that are bigger than his eyes, a hobo-mustache-and-beard, wearing that sombrero hat from that electro-fly in that mariachi band, wearing no clothes, and perverted at the same time! ;D

Yes, that sounds wrong. O_O

Ah, oh well. >;)

I know, I know. Y'alls are probs thinking: "ZOMG, PUKE LOOKS SUH LEIK SWEEG, HOHWT, AND SMEXYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I know I'm right.

Like no one (and I mean NO ONE) can look so fantabulous.

Like for reals.

He doesn't even live in the Mid-West. Those bushy eyebrows add on to that effect. No, I didn't know that Puke has oh-so-bushy eyebrows.

That outfit is so classy.

Puke really has to stop being inappropriate. Don't you sweggsters agree?

Now watch towards the end of this Thoughty2 video to understand why that duck is always watching you.

ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
ALWAYS.



Now here are more scary-yet-have-useless-facts-and-information videos for you to watch.

Yes, you are welcome. c:

OH NOES, WE PROBS ALL BROKE THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O

OMG, IT'S BOB THE BLOBFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O

Poor elephant. </3

That is a loud roar.

So like informative, amirite? ;3

Oh my. O_O

Precious believes that at this very moment, you are obsessing over that picture of a naked, perverted, hobo Puke.

I hope she is wrong.

I've been watching this guy's videos a lot today.

His voice is now stuck in my head. O-O

Well I guess that means bye.

Bye! XD
oh that can't be good

Nothing.

6 comments:

  1. I really don't know what I do in my life anymore. I think I scarred some stalkerish viewers. I don't know what's wrong with me. Please excuse this excuse of a post. Please.

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    1. Idk but I don't know what Duke does in his life, but he's scarred too
      Duke only wanted to pass his dream of going to Harvard
      Now look at him
      He's become a maniac
      Duke really let himself go after he wasn't accepted

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    2. He let himself go a bit too far...

      Since he planned on going to Harvard so badly, he took all his life savings and brought it all to the Harvard official peoples. Since he got rid of all his money and was living all alone without money, he became a hobo. Then one day, he saw a sombrero hat. When he asked the guy who was selling the hat what for it, the guy said his soul. Puke Duke laughing at his statement, denied his offer and gave him the rest of his clothes instead. So now he lived naked except with a sombrero hat. To this day, Puke Duke the hobo lives in a cardboard box in Don't-Stalk-Me-Stakers-ville. Everyone who sees him in person gets scarred for life.

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    3. It's not funny to make fun of hobos... It's sort of disrespectful

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    4. *Don't-Stalk-Me-Stalkers-ville

      In other words, it's Puke when he is forever alone after giving up everything to go to Harvard even though everyone said he couldn't go to Harvard. Ahem. In other words, it's only making fun of Puke (like I do every weird post o-o) when he makes extremely stupid decisions. I mean that's what I meant to say. Not others; just him. Cuz he is Puke.

      ~ Cutepups who can't think up of any better logical explanation at the time, but really felt like commenting a reply DX

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