A Storeh (Be Advised)

Hey, my computer won't load.

So anywho, here's a storeh fer chu.

It's liek teh storeh i h@d to re@d ¡n my LA final.

;)

Ok so legit.

OooooOooooOoooo

One day there was a hillbilly named Wolf John or something. He lived in the Wild West like those movies from a gazillion hundred years ago.

He also had guns and other weapons on him because he felt like it.

One day he saw a mine(craft).

2 of the miners were being obnoxious and told Fierdan that he isn't allowed to wear swag shades indoors.

So then Fierdan took out his fiery pocketknife and slit their throats.

The moment after, Fierdan thinks in his head: What the hell...

Then a second later, he thinks: Why am I here again? ...

Then a second after that, he thinks: c:

Then Fierdan puts on his swag sunglass shades and leaves the music store with his favorite song: **** *** ******* * ** **** **** ****.

"I AM SWAG SWAG SWAG," is what Fierdan chants as he skips out of the store.

So back to Wolf John or something.

Wolf John or something walked into the music store, he saw two tall green block square thingies lying on the floor near where the CDs called **** *** ******* * ** **** **** ****.

The green creatures were dead.

So then Wolf John or something was frustrated and stayed in the store.

Then his girlfriend, Hot Tea, entered the store and saw Wolf John or something holding an AK47.

So then Hot Tea arrested Wolf John or something because she thought he killed those creatures in MineCraft. 

On the road to a place, Hot Tea tells Wolf John or something that she loves him more than anything in the world.

Then they talk about their love life and fall in love because he fell off his carseat.

When they reach the execution area, she tells the Sherrif to hang Wolf John or something because he slaughtered the MineCraft creatures. 

So then Wolf John or something is hanged.

Then Hot Tea walks into a bar.

"HA HA LOSER," Fierdan taunts Hot Tea as she slips off the dance bar in my dance class.

Hot Tea cries.

Then they fall in love.

Then Fierdan asks, "Do you think he's such a poop?"

Then Hot Tea asks, "Who?"

So then they kiss again, and Fierdan says, "You suck."

Then Hot Tea is lying dead on the floor.

Then Fierdan says, "Lies! You aren't my hot mint tea, and he is a poop!"

So then Fierdan kisses her dead body, and drags it out the door.

So then Fierdan puts his favorite song on again, and performs a complicated ballet dance.

#SWAG

#FIERDANISSWAG

#ISHIPITLIKEFEDEX

#stopyulin2015

The last # is actually serious and legit, fyi. :'(

Never mind. This storeh wasn't the one in my LA final.

Or is it?! O.o

Bye. ♡