This Post Makes No Sense Whatsoever.

^^ Read the title. ^^
Don't read alone in the dark.
Might give you nightmares.
This post is rated R for everyone.
This post is extremely random and makes no sense whatsoever.
To anything.
Eh.
Just read the title! XD

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The Setting:

The Characters:

and MANY more. ;D

Oh yush! Enjoy- at your own risk! >:3

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It just seems like just another night for the two foxes. The two foxes walk together on the path to and from the Tall Tower. They left the Tall Tower. They are on the path that leads to the Tall Tower, but they're going away from the Tall Tower. The sky is pitch-black, but they can still see because of all the stars in the night sky. The male fox, called Duke, concludes his very informative speech about what the female fox, called Twinkle, doesn't care about.

DUKE: So uh yeah. That's uh life. Life is good. Food is not as good. Life is good. What am I saying? Life sucks! Yeah, that sounds better. So umm yeah. That's uh the uh life.

TWINKLE: Oh. My. Zios. I never thought this day would come. The day I find you boring! Gah! Kill me now! Gah! Ugh!

DUKE: *shrugs* Hmm... Okay. *takes out sharp object from deep inside pocket*

Suddenly, a very colorful horse that can fly comes in and yells, "OBJECTION!" and then teleports away again.

TWINKLE: What the!? I didn't mean it literally! Heh, at least this isn't as boring as your 20 minute lecture about how much your life stinks. And about all the different types of bow and arrows that you want and can never get because of your 'worst life ever'. *shrugs*

DUKE: Ugh fine, fantasy-creature-that-somehow-exists. *puts sharp object back in pocket*

TWINKLE: Wait.. Why do you even have that?

DUKE: I don't know.

Twinkle and Duke continue walking in silence. Suddenly, Twinkle looks at the sky, points a claw towards the sky, and says...

TWINKLE: Oh! Duke, look at the sky! It's like a rainbow..

DUKE: Oh Zios. Not this again. No, Twinkle. That is not a rainbow. That... uh... is uh....

Duke is interrupted by the rainbow crashing into the earth. As the rainbow comes closer to where the two foxes are, they see this lunatic wolf riding on top of the rainbow singing very annoying songs extremely off-key.

DUKE: Run. Run as fast as you can. We have to avoid contact with this creature as much as possible. Run, run, run! *pushes Twinkle forward and then they start running*

The wolf just stands there, suddenly speechless, as it watches the two foxes run away from the wolf. The wolf, called Precious, sits down and quietly wraps her tail around her paws.

Twinkle and Duke see a mall. They open and close the mall's doors very quickly, and then start panting because they'd ran oh so fast away from the Precious wolf creature. They just stand at the doors. They get scared because of what's in the mall.

A random fox that wears a weird thing on its head shouts in glee, "Hehe. I'm an elf! Totally rad!"

An odd-looking bunny says in a creepy voice, "I am a mutant bunny. I'm going to take over the world! No, not just the world. The universe, too! Muahahahaha! Nothing can ruin my evil plan of evil genius stuff! Muahahahahahaha!

Duke and Twinkle hear the middle of a conversation inside a nearby store inside the mall. They both look inside the store to see the Precious creature talking to a cashier. Duke and Twinkle hide away in fear.

PRECIOUS: ..... No. You don't seem to get it. This here bag of marshmallows is very valuable to me. I don't think it's acceptable to sale these amazing white food stuff for only 1.99 gems. I'll pay you 199 gems for them instead.

CASHIER: Uh... ma'am... This bag of marshmallows is only 1.99 gems. You don't have to pay 199 gems for just a small bag of marshmallows here!

PRECIOUS: How many times do I have to say this!? I'll pay you 199 gems for these marshmallows! Geez!

CASHIER: Miss... There's no point in you doing that, though. This bag of marshmallows is only 1.99 gems. You don't have to pay so much more just for this!

Several minutes of Precious and the cashier arguing over stupid things, later...

PRECIOUS: *puts 199 gems on desk* Here. This is exactly 199 gems. Now let me have my marshmallows!

CASHIER: *sighs reluctantly and gathers all the 199 gems in paw to put in cash register* Okay fine. Thanks for your purchase today, ma'am.

PRECIOUS: Anytime, anytime. *smiles and skips in glee as exits store*

After walking away from the store for a few seconds...

PRECIOUS: Oh my Zios! I just got scammed! How dare she!? Now I have no more moneys left! Grrr..... Time to call my lawyer! *takes out phone* Sir? Yes, Sir? I just got scammed by this idiot cashier. She took like all of my moneys! We must file a lawsuit. And then like take this case to court. Something tells me that a very colorful flying horse would know what to do...

Duke and Twinkle stare in silence as they watch the Precious creature run away as it rages on the phone.

Duke and Twinkle stand in shock as they watch and listen to what's around them.

Many, many wolves suddenly appear in the mall. They all look like the Precious creature. In all directions, are Precious creatures.

One of them says to itself, "Hola. Como estas? Muy bien. A mi tambien. Te gusta comer marshmallows? A mi tambien!" then starts laughing so hard that it falls down and cries on the floor.

Another one says to itself, "Hola. Bonjour. Shalom. Hello? What is that supposed to mean? You know I don't speak this native language! I don't know what I am saying because I don't know this native language! Grrr...."

Another one whispers on the phone as it thinks nobody else can hear it. But Duke and Twinkle can hear it. This Precious creature whispers, "Hey, did you rob that place? Enough money? *nods head* Okay. Yeah. Go burn it down now. Leave no evidence, though! *looks around, panicked* Oh no! I've got to go now. Bye. *hangs up phone*

As Duke and Twinkle crouch in hiding, Duke says...

DUKE: 'Burn it down'? Hey, I can do that? Why didn't it ask me to do it? How rude!

TWINKLE: Gosh darn it! Shut up, Duke!

Twinkle and Duke remain silent again.

Another Precious creature cheers, "Oi, oi! Wee, wee! Sashay! Bonjour! Yay, I'm learning different languages! Woot, woot!"

Another Precious creature walks on past, talking on the phone. This one says, "..... No. You hang up first. No you. No you! *starts crying* How dare it!? It hung up on me! That's it! We are through! Good rest of your life, it! Ugh! *falls on floor and opens another bag of marshmallows*

After being around all the Precious creatures for a good ten or so minutes...

TWINKLE: Yeah.. We're so out of here. Come on, Duke. Let's go.

DUKE: Yep. Precious must definitely be on drugs.

PRECIOUS: *unsteadily points a claw at Duke* Nu-uh. You are on drugs, silly!

DUKE: No I'm not! You are, stupid lunatic!

PRECIOUS: Nu-uh.

TWINKLE: Uh... Duke... What is this Precious talking about?

DUKE: Shut up.

The same very colorful horse that can somehow fly, flies in. It shouts, "OBJECTION!" and then flies away into the sky again.

Twinkle and Duke exit the crazy mall. Outside, they see this...

Suddenly, Duke and Twinkle both faint. The crazy farmer, called Enchanted, watches them as she munches on a carrot.



All of a sudden, Duke and Twinkle are surrounded by more and more Precious creatures.

Afterwards, the two foxes have the same thoughts...

THE END

Be scared. Be very scared.

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