Unfortunately, I don't have Bob the Blobfish showcased in this post. Bob the Blobfish (his name is invalid if you forget to add "the Blobfish" to his name.).
Bob the Blobfish, like ca said, is like the definition of epic swag. Bob the Blobfish has even more swag than the Duke creature. Bob the Blobfish is more classy than Duke will ever be. More people adore and fangirl over the Bob the Blobfish than the Duke creature. Bob the Blobfish wears sunglasses better than the Duke creature. Bob the Blobfish is more famous than the Duke creature. Bob the Blobfish is way more talented than Duke. Bob the Blobfish has better looks than the Duke creature. Bob the Blobfish is easier to understand than the Duke creature because the Duke creature is insane. Even Bob the Blobfish has better powers of epicness than Duke. :P
DUKE: Hey, hey, hey! That crossed the line, you no epic blob! Yeah, I just said that. You are a 'no epic blob'. E=MC2. I'm smarter than you! I understand algebra, even though I'm bad at reading simple things.
*puts on nerdy nerd glasses*
DUKE: Imma nerd! My dream has come true! Everybody hates me! But... I don't care! *randomly dances suddenly in fast-motion while listening to a squeaky song*. NERDY NERD NERD!!!!!!!
*throws nerdy nerd glasses over cliff*
DUKE: YAY!!!!! DANCE WITH MEH, 'YOU NO EPIC BLOB'!!!!!
*holds Bob the Blobfish up in the air, still randomly dancing*
DUKE: I'M JELLY OF YOU!!!! HAHA. I SAID 'JELLY'. YOU LOOK LIKE JELLY. CAN I LIKE EATS YOU?!?!?!?!
Bob the Blobfish hops out of Duke's paws. It says..:
BOB THE BLOBFISH: What. In the world. Just happened.
DUKE: NUUUU!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING MY 'NO EPIC BLOB'?!?!?! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOB THE BLOBFISH: Umm.... I believe that the Precious creature who went to jail seven months ago for cloning herself in various languages, eating too many marshmallows, and just being insanely stupid (or is it stupidly insane?) might've given you a tiny bit of her drugs. Hopefully, the side effects will wear off soon (very soon).
DUKE: UJICDKLOJASOKDSNJSWYHJWECDCUDHDJS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lidsasisjdmschdjisuw!!!!!!!! Suehsidjmdjdc. Ipwsmudnv. ................
BOB THE BLOBFISH: Good, good. The side effects of Precious's drugs have now worn off. You should be sane now.
DUKE: Oh. Okay then. Wait. Where am I?
BOB THE BLOBFISH: Yay, you're sane again! Like that invisible creature said before, I am better than you for all those oh-so-logical reasons.
DUKE: Oh, I remember what you said, you no epic blob!
*Duke kicks Bob the Blobfish off the cliff* D8<
BOB THE BLOBFISH: Tell.... my brother... Rob the Blobfish.... that.... I.... love him............ As a brother..... I always wanted to eat jelly mush...... I know that I can't, though...................... Wait. How am I still alive? The waffles! I can't eat those either!...... I should already be dead because I'm on land and not in water... for an extended period of time.... and I'm falling down this steep cliff........ I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
*As Bob the Blobfish is in the middle of falling down the steep cliff, face-first, he pretends that he can suddenly fly.*
*Bob the Blobfish comes back on the cliff's edge again. The tension rises...*
Duke VS Bob the Blobfish that should already be dead.
Who will win? Who will lose? The tension heats up....
*Eye of the Tiger starts playing in background*
Dun. Dun, dun, dun! Dun, dun, DUN!! >8O
Wait. There's no tiger involved in this at all. O.o
*Puts Green Day on again* ;D
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
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Enchanted is like such a daredevil. Just look at these pictures of her. Like how she goes down slides, completely backwards and almost off the slides. Take a look!
*ROLLING IN: 3.... 2..... 1.....:*
Such safe. Is good. My family sometimes does this to me on waterslides.. :S
Now here are the rest of the random pictures for this post. Enjoy! (All took on AJ, a few hours ago. Well, when this post is gonna be published, that is.):
It's not Fuzzy's den. XD
Enchanted randomly starts talking about liking penguins. Pouncing suddenly comes up to Enchanted, and says, "hey bay be". In spite of fear, Enchanted runs to the stairs.
I'm not very sure who Eternal is disagreeing to. Perhaps both Enchanted and Fuzzy? idk.
The arctic wolf says, "derp".
Enchanted tries to communicate with the Fman creature. The Fman creature just ignores Enchanted. ;-;
Enchanted stalks prom.
(At first, I didn't even know it was a prom. And then they began talking about king and queen. And I'm all like, "LOL WUT." XD)
Totally legit, yo!
The facts, man, the FACTS!!!!
Banana, banana, BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost Snow Leopard twins. Almost. Not quite. Almost.
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Like the Enchanted creature in a derpy comic I made on AJ a few months ago, I am tired.
Bye, guys! c:
I have two things to say: LOL & WTH?
ReplyDeleteI'm really jealous of that rainbow slide. I MADE THE RAINBOW.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Duke, it's E= M x C raised to the power of two, because C2 makes it 2 x C.
RAINBOWS 8O
DeleteYeah, I meant the 2 to be the squared symbol. Because I didn't feel like typing out the word, squared. And 2 means squared. Ya.. Oh and, I forgot to put the 2 in a smaller font thing, so that the people would know that it's a squared 2. I fixed it now, though! (The 2 is smaller than the rest of the numbers. It's still on the bottom and not that top, though. En whatever.)
Math.... ._.
OMGee. Bob the blobfish is even more epicss than Precious creature! And my creature as well! (well, maybe not.)
ReplyDeleteEnchanted is really straight-forward with people X3
now I can't concentrate with your epic playlist in the background hehe :3
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is feelin magical
Yesh. :3
DeleteYes, Bob the Blobfish who is supposed to be dead, is the master of epic swag!
ReplyDeleteXD And Enchanted is such a daredevil! She could have broken her neck sliding down the slide like that. But that's what daredevils do, right?
~ca1412
Yup. :3
DeleteAnd see, guys? Your crazy comments inspire me to make crazy posts! X'D