Confused Cute Pup, In the Township, & Results for Epical Swag X3

Hello, peoples of the universe! (Most preferably Jammers, but oh well.). Are you fine? 'Cause I'm not. You know what happened like a few hours ago (probably when you read this)? The school day ended. And to exit the school building, you have to walk outside? (You know, right? o-o). So uh anyways, it was cold, very windy, and raining like crazy. Like pouring, y'know? And guess what happened right after I entered my house again from walking in the pouring rain and chilly wind? (Adjectives are fun! :3)? It stopped pouring! What's the deal!? >:V

So ya. Life experiences, guys. Life experiences. And last night, it was like raining, snowing, and sleet at the same time. Oh wait. That's what sleet is! (Ha, I'm so weird. XD).

I hate my iPad. It's very stupid. >:T

"The Life of Cutepups"~ an Autobiography

What?!?!?! O-O

Ah yes. Time for the Confused Cute Pup of the Day! *pressed clapping sound effect on app thingy*

The (confused) Cute Pup of the Day is a dachshund that thinks he is a goose. Congratulations to Goose the Dachshund! Playing with toys is always fun! (Look how I said toys..)
(*Credit to: DailyPuppy.com*)
The Daily Puppy
http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/Goose-the-Dachshund_2014-11-17

Now, now. Don't these 2 animals look very similar? (Pictures found on Google Images; credit to rightful owners.):


(and)


How about these ones?


        (lol XD)
     
(compared to...:)

   (lol XD)






See? The 2 animals look nothing alike!!! :V

Wait. Maybe the  Cute Pup of the Day caught a goose on its owner's farm or something (idk lol), and maybe that's why his name is "Goose"!

Haha. Go figure. .-.

Wow. I've been blabbering about geese and dachshunds for a long time now. And my stupid life. O-O

Oh well!
 O_O

Moving right along! In the Township! Jamaa Township. No stalkers allowed here. ;)

Yes. Friends should be before rares. Good point! *checks achievement list* Wow, only 2 other achievements! I'm not sure if that's cool or creepy... Except if she's a storage? idk. *shrugs* Like how can a relatively new Jammer already know about AJ rares, and how they are like (idk) displayed(?) in-game.? I really don't know. I'm beginning to confuse myself. I didn't start my homework of reading another chapter in the confusing book yet. O.O

Heh, heh. Heh, heh. Heh. Heh. >;3

Fabu! :P

Enchanted when Jammers repeatedly run in place, but not going anywhere. ^-^

And now it's time for the Featured Jammer of the Day! (No. This is like a one-time thing.):

X'D OMG. (No, strangers. I didn't go to her den. I just took a screenshot of her. Like come on. Don't you guys think this is hilarious?) :'D Omg. X3

And now it's the time we've all been waiting for since last Friday/Saturday. The winner of the epical swag contest! Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!!!!!!! =D

If you for whatever reason completely forgot what I'm typing about, I'm now going to list the 2 opponents. So here the derps are!:

VS

(Bob The Blobfish)

Now here is a recap of the battle. (The most exciting scene, anyways.):

*counts up all the votes*

*tallies up all votes*

*puts stuff into the machine/generator thingy*

Okay.. Drumroll please! ;3

The winner of the epical swag derp is...........

Bob the Blobfish! Congratulations, Bob the Blobfish! X3

Now it's time for the 2 featured comments! ;P

Congratulations, you two! ^D^

Reaction Time!:

     

(Google describes Duke SO-OOOO well! ;B)

Bob the Blobfish's reaction to Duke!:

Bob the Blobfish laughs uncontrollably at Duke. This makes Duke be all....

Whelp, bye!

Oh. Twinkle has a message for Duke.

TWINKLE: Oh my Zios! Stop being such a cry baby, Duke! You're a butt. *enters extreme rage mode* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay.. Bye, guys! XD