Ergh

I don't know what to title this post, so I just titled it this. Okay? Okay then..

The Cute Pup of the Day is this tongue-flapping (wait, what? o-o) pup named Luke the Husky Mix. Such a cutie! :3
(*Credit to: DailyPuppy.com*)- ha, changed it up a bit. >:3
The Daily Puppy
http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/Luke-the-Husky-Mix_2014-11-12

Today's new item!

Even though these salon-styled items are pretty much too modernized and humanized to be in a game like this, I still like the way it looks. And not just because it's electric-blue. Them neon colors.. But also because it can be used for something other than a salon-themed den. Like perhaps a more business-themed den. And it's also nonmember, which is fairly nice. c:

 (To get paper next to your AJ avatar, simply click on one of the magazines. The one you click on will show up next to your avatar.)

Pretty nice reading area, eh? Or maybe for.... doing that tortuous thing called... called homework. *gasp!* I should finish my homework after this. Ya....

I (I mean Enchanted) then got transported (by pixely fairy dust fairy pixels) to Kimbara Outback. This is what I have observed in this land of Jamaa.

A drowning fox. Right by the shore, too. AJ is so scary... O.O

Ah, yes.

You then go back to your den and bring the romance novel/romance magazine that bores you to death along with you. You sit in the burning hot sands of Crystal Sands. You burn yourself. You look to your left. You see these girly towels laid out on the sand. You curse the cute-but-evil (like the minks! :O) kitty-cat-banjos who stare at you from atop a beach ball. They made the towels suddenly appear. They laugh at you- wickedly. They call you names. Then... uh.... umm........ Aha! Then, Duke randomly appears from thin air ('cause he's so leik epical, you! ;3). He then... uh.... shouts like a maniac because of the beach balls. He then wants to burn the children. (picture the epicness sweg in your minds, ok guys?). However, there are no children on this weird beach. The evil mink-cats snicker at Duke. Suddenly exhausted by... beach balls... (yesh, beach balls), Duke furtherly explains to the evil mink-cats about this weird electro-fly he saw in his like weird dream. He describes it as having a sombrero and bushy mustache of bushiness on its head and creepy face. The electro-fly then begins to sing this song from a mariachi band. Duke and the electro-fly suddenly disappear without walking anywhere. Into thin air again. As soon as they leave, you start crying. You're so sad that you enter a juice hut that randomly appeared as soon as they left. You make your own smoothie because all the workers died. You drink that strawberry/strawberry-banana smoothie because those are my favorite flavors of smoothiness. You then burn your feet/paws as you walk on the sand back to your beach towel. You sit back on it. You drink your smoothie. You then want to file a lawsuit because when you got your smoothie, your romance novel/romance magazine that bores you to death, disappeared. You wanted to know what happened to the couple. You blame the writer. And then the publisher. The mink-cats start taunting you. You then leave. You then end up in Jamaa Township. As you sip the spoiled smoothie due to all the smoothie workers being dead, you walk towards the furniture shop. You observe this bucket that's the same size as you at the doorstep to the shop. It has rotten fruits and vegetables in it. You sniff it. It makes you nauseous. Ignoring your aches and pains, you enter the shop. You want to sit down on one of the couches. It won't let you sit on the couches. No matter how hard you try. It makes you angry. You sue the shop, and return back to your den.

THE END

(Yes. I intended for it to be in one huge messy paragraph. >:P)

Eww... I have to go do homework now. Bye!

Duke sweg.

O_O

Puppies! o3o