Best Duke Quotes Ever

Hi. I'm sad. Here's a post. You should go read it. c:

Here is Duke's best quote ever. (oh god, what is this?! x3)

"YES, I JUST FINISHED PEEING!"

Here are the runner-ups! ;D

"OH MY ZIOS. WHAT NOW! GEEZ, THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER HERE!"

(and)

"YOU WANT ME TO PEE WHERE YOU ARE?"

(Yes, this post is a joke. ^^)

(Yes, they all are from Chapter 26.)

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Did you honestly think I was being serious? X3

They are the weirdest/funniest quotes by him. But not necessarily "best". (Except if you really do think so. XD)

The LEGIT ones are probably these 2.:

"There's a part in all of us that wants to be free." ~ (1st time) Duke (Chapter 21)

(AND:)

"We all fight the same battle, the Battle of Life. For as long as we may live, it's an ongoing battle. More powerful than any battle that results in bloodshed; more powerful than almost everything. Except for one thing; one element. And that's what we call the power of love." ~ Duke (Chapter 21)

Tell me your all-time favorite Duke quotes (so far... c:<) in the comments below! 

Hmm.... 

So ya.

Good night!

Don't let the original Fierdan creature haunt you in your sleep. ^.^

(I was desperate to post something here, okay!?)

¡Adiós! :3

PS: I'm actually not that happy right now. 

Life and all......

Well, bye!