The Cute Pup of the Day! :3
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Today's new (and returning for the Friendship Festival) item.:
Time for derpiness! o3o
DUKE: *snatches Heart Glasses off shelf* Oh my Zios! Twink, these look so swag!
TWINKLE: No they don't.
DUKE: *puts Heart Glasses on* I'm so swag!
TWINKLE: Geez, Duke! How many times do I have to frigiden tell you that Bob the Blobfish beats you terribly when it goes to the Swag-O-Meter!?
DUKE: Hmph! That machine was defected.
TWINKLE: Just admit it. You're not swag enough.
DUKE: Hey! These look swaggier than the nerdy nerdnerd glasses, at least!
TWINKLE: Duke... YOU'RE NOT SWAG!!!
DUKE: You're so mean!
TWINKLE: I'm just stating the truth.
DUKE: Ugh fine. *takes off Heart Glasses and puts them on Twinkle*
TWINKLE: Oh my Zios, you're right! These glasses make me feel so... so... SWAG!
CASHIER: Hey, HEY! You still have to pay for them!
DUKE/TWINKLE: Ha, ha, HA. No. *runs out of store*
CASHIER: Precious, chase these 2 thieves down!
PRECIOUS: Do I get a bag of marshmallows as my prize?
CASHIER: No.
PRECIOUS: Then you suck. *bites cashier*
CASHIER: I hate my life.
PRECIOUS: YAY!!!
HUEHUEHUEHUEHURHURHURHUR
=P
More derpiness! =D
AJHQ encourages your pets to play with matches, and for them to burn your house down. c;
Dat position tho.
=3
Just barging in on this hateful and dramatic conversation.
(My face during this ^^)
Super is drunk. X3
Everyone "hated" Super for eating cheese. ;-; (What's wrong with Super's cheek? XD)
This cat then "bullied" me for eating my cheese! >8U
Super just derpily swag dances. :B
#2FAB4U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dem pixels tho.
COMMENT CALL:
Is Superhamster a girl or a boy?
(I really don't know anymore. O.o)
ANYWHOOZIES.
I had math today. And my classmate came up with this truly meaningful quote. The quote he made up is.:
"Friends are food, not friends."
*everyone starts getting teary-eyed and starts clapping*
BYEZZZZZZZ
Super is a heshe, and nobody can herhis fabulousness. *has the "no" look on face when reads the quote*.
ReplyDeleteI was being all sweg-derpy when I was typing about the quote. Of course you guys (who are my friends) are not food. c;
DeleteI was beginning to think that too. Maybe Super is a boy that likes to dress up super girly. Hence the name, super. (Fun Fact: Superhamster is my very first pet on AJ. X3)
Oooooh, so super is a crossdresser?
DeleteOOH YUSH :3
DeleteNO
Delete"NO" what?
DeleteWow, Heart Glasses that make you feel swag? I've got to get myself one of those! XD Oh wait, I can't because I'm nm lol. I think Super is a boy. I have 2 reasons.
ReplyDelete1. Super doesn't have girl eyes.
2. Superhamster sounds a bit like Superman, who is a boy. (This reason is really lame XD)
XD good reasons there, ca!
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