Y U DO DIS

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Yup.

High chance of no school or delayed opening on Tuesday.

Why not Monday! GRRRRR..... D:<

I hate algebra. Studied for a long amount of time today. ERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait. I don't like ANY subject. XD

(Well.... gym isn't THAT bad. X3)

ANYWHO.

Y U DO DIS!?

Y U DO DIS 2 ME!?

(WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME!?)

WHY

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Why you do this, weather forecast!?

Why you do this, torturous teachers!?

Why you do this, Bobbeh!? (Or his distant relative. XD)

Why YOU do this!?!?!?!

W H Y

Moar of teh.........................

of teh:

TEH PUEK AND TEH TINKEL NOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THE PUKE AND THE TINKLE NEWS)

Comments:

(WHY YOU DO THIS)

:'D

(WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?)

(WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?)

(WHAT DO I DO IN MY LIFE!?)

(answer is nothing)

O_O

GO AWAY, YOU P-- I MEAN CREEP!!!!! O.o

Oh. Not you again! X'D

HUR HUR. Gamer, HUR HUR.

=D

: Hey, KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 "... These battle SCARS! Don't look like they're.........." Uh, how does that song go again, Finny?"

FINNY: "... don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they'll EVER go away; never gonna CHANGE....."

: Oh.... Kay. Who sings this?

FINNY: *face-paw* You really don't know, Duke?

: NU. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION, SLAVE!!!!

FINNY: I'm your what....?

: ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW, OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINNY: Kk.

: TELL ME. TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

FINNY: The song is "Battle Scars" by Lupe Fiasco & Guy Sebastian.

: Kk. Thanks bebe.

FINNY: ...... What.

: THANKS BEBE. NOW GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINNY: Mk.

. . . . .

: Oh, where was I?

*weird fox runs into scene*

???: OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: ........ Who da heck are you?

???: OMG. HE JUST SPOKE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Oh great. Another insane fangirl.

*takes out multiple weapons that he casually keeps in his pants' pocket*

: *makes insane fangirl go "bye, bye"* Yay, my cactus-powered shotgun works!

??: Oh Duke! Sweetie, I need to re-dress your wound!

: First off, I AIN'T SWEET. And secondly, DON'T TOUCH MY WOUND. IT DOESN'T NEED TO WEAR YOUR BRIGHT-YET-PALE DRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

??: IT NEEDS TO GET DRESSED, DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

??: YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . . .

: HEY KIDS! Did you know drinking your urine is not good for you? You will die. The end. Wait, never mind. Uh..............................

??: Umm............ I'll be back later. Uh...........................

: I have learned the process of the urination on all them cacti.......

*?? flees the scene in an instant*

: The cactus is like the perfect substitute for the toilet. The occasional rock is a great substitute for the toilet paper. If no rock is found, find a prickle pear. However in that case, your butt will endure severe pain. Remember to always bury your natural instincts by using the prickle pear or rock. You could also use a dead prey-animal, such as a dead mouse that's in the middle of being hunted down by several birds-of-prey and venomous snakes. However, this will be very, very bloody.

*whips stray hair out of eye*

*random cow barges into the scene*

RANDOM COW: I'M A COW!!!!!!!!!! MOOEY, MOO, MOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: *uses deadly swag magic and sets the ground aflame*

: OH NO! I BETTER MOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

*random cow escapes from scene just as everything explodes*

DUKE (can only hear him, not see him): I don't know how much more time I have until I get devoured by own destruction; the fire I began.

*looks at the surroundings, then faces front again*

I.... I have one more thing to say before I go. But I... I will make the best out of these last few remaining moments.

. . . . .

DUKE: *closes eyes, takes deep breath, opens eyes again* I am so sorry for all I've done to hurt you, citizens of Jamaa. I deserve this for all I've got you into. Please forgive me.........

*pauses, then continues*

Even though it's nearly useless to say this now, I'll say it now. 

DUKE: *takes another deep breath*

I know that we can't get technically married. Especially at a time like this. But, you know what? Throughout this, all this, I've finally grasped the meaning of something: love. We've always been married into each other's heart. Twinkle.... I love you. Now I have to leave you forever. Goodbye...........................................................................

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That was beautiful! :')

Idea inspired by these awesome comments.:

*applauds*

You're welcome.

X'D

Goodbye, my little crazies. (You guys.)

X3