Commercial Bruh

For those who couldn't read the other commercial, here's another version of it. Like the funny-but-not-really version. Ya!

Here's yesterday's RIM:

Heh. 

Sparkle: The uh RIM here is..... I honestly don't know. Someone fill in for me!

(Shuffling noises near door)

Brock: Hey, sugar!

Sparkle: Do I know you.....?

Brock: I was here last week!

(Normal crazy Puke Duke enters room)

Duke: Hey, Sparkle, where's the glue?

Sparkle: Wait... Why do you need glue?

Duke: Fine, you've got a point there.

Sparkle: Okay then.......

Duke: *sniffs air* OMG NO. THAT BRUH ROCK IS BACK!!!!!

Brock: *sigh* I'm not a rock either, drunkie.

Duke: *faces Brock aggressively* YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY INTERVENTIONS. NOW SHUT UP ALREADY, MKAY???

Brock: *puts huge sweaty paw on Duke's shoulder* Dear, dear, drunkie. I know you are still sad that Admiral rejected you.

Duke: OH MY ZIOS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I REJECTED HER!?!?!?!

Brock: It's okay, shortie. *pats Duke's shoulder* You're just going through the six degrees of separation!

Duke: Umm..... No.

Brock: Uh yes you are! You're hesitant! 

Duke: I have girlfriends, you tallie square-head.

Brock: Aww, short little drunkie is trying to name-call me! How adorable!

Duke: I'm like the deadliest fox to ever live, so......

Brock: Oh no, I'm so scared! *says sarcastically*

Duke: Umm...........

Brock: Wait. Did you say "friends"? Are you cheating, drunkie?! *gasps*

Duke: Why am I still talking to you.......?

Sparkle: You guys are supposed to talk about the RIM. Not your social life.....

Duke & Brock: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID RIM, SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!

Sparkle: I really need to stop hiring you, Duke. And Brock, how did you even enter my house?!?!?

Brock: I know you want me, sugar.

Sparkle: MY NAME AIN'T SUGAR, HONEY!!!!!!

Brock: It's Honey.....?

Sparkle: NO!!!!!

Brock: Want to have make-overs?

Sparkle: I can't even deal with this anymore. *leaves room*

Duke: About those make-overs..... I'll give you one, square-head!

Brock: Okay sure!

Duke: Okay good, I have your consent.

Brock: Stop scarring children, drunkie!

Duke: I'm not scarring children. You are!

Brock: When was I being inappropriate, huh? Huh!?

Duke: Good point there.

Brock: OMG I WAS KIDDING, DRUNKIE!!!

Duke: Say that again. *stares all creepy-like at Brock*

Brock: I apologize, your highness! You are inappropriate and insane!

Duke: That's better. *pats Brock's shoulder*

(Green Fox enters scene)

Green Fox: Duke, what are you doing?!

Duke: Chatting with Brock. You?

Green Fox: *stares at RIM* OMG WHAT DID THEY DO TO TWINKLE'S HAIR!?!?!?!

Brock: Heyo, who's Twinkle?

Duke: My girlfriend.......

Green Fox: *whispers under breath* Unfortunately......

Duke: What was that, Green Fox?

Green Fox: Nothing...... *hides stalkerish paper back under hat*

Duke: Okay, I take your word for it!

Green Fox: I like D-Du.......

Duke: What?

Green Fox: DUNKIN' DONUTS!!!!!

Duke: I have no idea what that is....?

Brock: OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DUNKIN' DONUTS IS????

Duke: Uh no.

Brock: Do you eat food or anything?!

Duke: Uh no.

Green Fox: He failed at making me Lucky Charms.

Brock: How......?

Duke: I burned down that kitchen. And myself. And that bowl of Lucky Charms.

Brock: Why were you so mad at pouring Lucky Charms for your girlfriend?

Duke: I wasn't mad, and Green Fox isn't my girlfriend.

Brock: Ah, I see how it is. I see! She's your ex. Who broke your heart!

Duke: No.

Green Fox: *whispers under breath* Unfortunately.....

(Twinkle enters scene)

Twinkle: *sigh* Now everybody's copying my blue-green turquoise hair! *stares at RIM*

Brock: OMG HI!!!!!!!!!!

Twinkle: *walks towards Brock* *uses ice-powers to freeze his mouth shut* *walks away from Brock*

Duke: *hugs Twinkle* Thanks, we all wanted him to shut up!

Twinkle: Do I have to do everything around here?

Duke: No, I'll gladly burn him for you, my lady.

Twinkle: *freezes Duke's mouth shut* OMG HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IT IS JUST TWINKLE!!!!!!!

Green Fox: He was being polite to you........

Twinkle: Want me to freeze your mouth, too?

Green Fox: Uh no...? *runs out of room*

Twinkle: Yeah, you better run!

Duke: *uses fiery powers to melt ice* I like how that pig flies.......

Twinkle: *sigh* Duke, stop consuming those drugs.

Duke: Do I have to?

Twinkle: Yes.

Duke: No.

Twinkle: YES.

Duke: Fine.

Twinkle: I always win.....

Green Fox: I KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!!!!!!!

Duke: STOP STALKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Brock somehow disappears)

(Green Fox somehow disappears)

(Twinkle somehow disappears)

(Sparkle comes back)

Sparkle: So how did the RIM commercial go?

Duke: Well, uh, you see..........

Sparkle: *sigh* What and who did you burn this time?

Duke: Nothing and nobody..... *shows Sparkle video*

Sparkle: Oh my.....

Duke: Yeah.......

Sparkle: Ah well, at least Brock's gone.

Duke: Yep.

That was so cool.

Not really.

Well, there!

Not sure if I'll be able to post or anything tomorrow. 

So...................

BYE!!!!

Bye.