Crud Post Cruddiness

Herro.

My voice sounds like I'm old. *clears throat*

I'm so old. ;n;

Now help me with my stupid language homework, and then study for my stupid algebra math quest (idk quiz + test = quest? wt).

Oh wait. You're all probs all like younger than me, In other words, NOT HELPFUL SLAVES PEASANTS STALKERS VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!! >8U

Like how am I supposed to figure this crud out!?!?!?! And how in the name of Mira (haha AJ sweg) am I supposed to know what that guy is fridigen trying to tell me?!?!?!?!? All I know is that he was the director of the Manhattan Project where them peoples drop bomb that go "boom-BOOM" ("I'm radioactive- RADIOACTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!") onto other place during WW II. WW II. YIKESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.0

Oh. Maybe I do know something.

Just kidding. No I don't. Now help me ANALYZE THE 3 ARTICLES ABOUT THE BOMB AND SHIZZLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8U

 A N A L Y Z E

Oh wait. You can't. (You make Cutepups crai. :'c)

Fine. I'll help you with your homework, kiddos.

(Except if you're like in honorshonorshonorsAPAPAPAPAP classes.)

So yeah.

School makes me grumpy. Like it's so UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8< (dat face so sweg n hawt i nose)

Oh yeah.

Today's Chinese New Year. This year's the year of the Goat/Ram/Sheep. (No, not sheep. BLEGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

What year were you born in, slaves? I mean peasants. No, I mean stalkers. No, viewers. (NO SHIZ, SHERLOCK!!!!!!!! >:V)

I BEATS YERZ IN MI EPICALNESS SWEGGINESS!!!!!!!!!!

I BE DRAGON.

I HEARD FROM EAVESDROPPING THIS OTHER CONVERSATION IN SCHOOL THAT 2000 IS LIKE THE GOLDEN DRAGON.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

PAINT IT ALL GOLD. G O L D THAT SPELLS GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT MYTHICAL FANTASY CREATURE THAT'S SO FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT SAYS I HATE DOGS. WHAT IS THIS? O.o

WELL........ THERE'S MY SISTER (her's is the DOG)

JK, JK.

Here's the chart thing for all y'alls to see!

Every 12 years........

Okay, okay.

Oh shizzles! I must add PICTURESSSSSSS

BRB. Don't kill me. K thx.

Okie, I'm back. (NO SHIZ, SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!! >8U)

Sherlock. HUEHUEHUE. =3

AHEM. AJ crud nao!!!!!!!!!! >:3

I shortened it down to the more "exciting" shizzles, so you won't have to bear with me complaining for no reason. (Now children say "YAAAAY")

Okay. So first off, there's another new pet in the Diamond Shop (who would've guessed it?). Pet PONIES. Now you (if you're a member that has at least 3 diamonds.....) can adopt your very own pet PONY and be totally FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Now even more little kids (GIRLS especially****) will probably be obsessing over My Little Pony. Because the AJ PET PONIES look so much like MLP PONIES.

(idk why I keep on putting "PONIES" in all Caps. X3)

Like, dun chu SEE????????????

THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEM MLP PONIES. RIGHT? R I G H T ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

(Wow, this is hurting my eyes, o.<)

PEGACORN. (Pegasus + Unicorn = (2FAB4U) Pegacorn.

(Oh great, now Rainy comes to mind XD sorry Rainy)

ALSO.

AJ is getting rid of SNOW LEOPARDS now, too!?!?!?!?! :O

oh noes

Get them before they become "ENDANGERED" on AJ, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

Spend your diamonds. Spend them NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8U (<-- AJHQ in a nutshell)

I already have a SNOW LEOPARD, stupid AJHQ!!!!!!!!! >8U

Not very useful now because I'm now a nonmember (for like 7 months now- HUEHUE), but oh well. 

TOP HAT IS GONE- OH NOES

Now here are 2 creepy pictures.

First, there's this.

i luk suh leike emo rite lel

BE DAT PERSON'S "FIRED" RITE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >=O

And then I zoomed in on another page in the Jamaa Journal. This is the result! ;P

suh leik dirty

dat dirty penguin HUEHUEHURHUR

YOU BETTER "PARTY before they're gone!"

YOU BETTAH

PARTY BEFORE THAT PINK PENGUIN DUDE GOES AWAY.

PARTY BEFORE THAT PINK PENGUIN DUDE WHO KISSES STRANGERS  MOUTHS NOSES (hurhurhur) DISAPPEARS F O R E V E R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(o leike Admiral ;p)

(Must hate Admiral. >:3)

(Like she just kisses random dukdes, and then breaks up with them.)

wth

LIKE DOESN'T THAT ARCTIC WOLF LOOK LIKE A VICTIM OF ASSAULT TO YOU??????????????????????????????????????????

penguins these days- mother of pearl (wut lawl o-o)

Brock.

He's like Duke.

But not Duke.

EWW NO

Like, you see, Brock's head is like Duke's head when I messed it up.

Or when I had that nightmare.

And he had a square face. And was too BRUH. Like 7 feet tall BRUH.

Now that's WAY TOO OOGLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't STAND that.

That ain't sweg hawt, Brock!

Hate Brock, too.

Brock isn't even a character,

I just made him up because the word "Brock" was in my head yesterday.

It's a BRUH-ROCK. ;D

am i high

ok bye

(omg that rhymes! 0-0)

PS: No, I'm not. I'm just very cray-cray. ;3