Late RIM Commercial and More Junk

Hello there! lelelelelelelelelelelel

That auto-corrected to guidelessness. wt o.o

AHEM. *clears throat as swallows cough drop*

I be doing Rare Item Monday (RIM) post today. Today is Wednesday. But I don't care.

"I DON'T CARE"

K.

So this was my day (so far lawl):

Wakes up usual time for school
Ignores alarm clock because it's stupid, and goes back to sleep
Parents barge in door asking me if I'm going to school today or not
I be like "no"
They be like "ok"
//nose is red and nostrils are red and throat hurts and feels warm even though it's freezing in house, all this time//
I go back to sleep
Mom barges in my room
Mom struggles to take my body temperature
Finds out thermometer broke (it said I was below normal body temperature- I was sweating wt o.o)
Has decent breakfast for once (not just a toaster strudel- what I eat for breakfast every school day)
I eat these amazing tasting cough drops
Nose hurts like so much omg o.e
Dad goes food shopping for like 3 hours
Mom puts on lame "modern" movie about the '50's on TV
I ignore Mom and pet my (pettable) cat and dog
//goes on blogs and comments and does other blog stuff in the middle of doing all these things//
//checks websites cuz is bored and needs to know everything about junk in life//
Mom desperately awaiting the arrival of Dad
//has no medicine this entire time//
Mom makes me "lunch" (soup)
Eats soup- and then more cough drops
Dog barks at garage door
Mom goes to garage door excitedly awaiting Dad's return from food (grocery) shopping
Dog lied (MY dog btw)
Mom becomes sad
I read this Cat Fancy magazine (yes lawl dun judge mi fabulousness with them felines)
Mom puts on morning talk shows (The Viewwww)
Dad FINALLY comes back home
I take medicine (FINALLY OMG)
//nose doesn't feel like it is on fire as much// c;
//goes to sleep for like 3 hours idk lawl//
And that's pretty much it! XD

Anywho.

SO MANY FLAWS OMG I CAN'T EVEN. I'M LIKE THE MASTER OF MAKING FLAWS. LIKE WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?! PLEASE TELL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

Mk.

Time for the commercial! O3O

The RIM will be featured now. K. :3

FANCAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Merp. :P

Sparkle: ..... And that concludes today's broadcast of this week's RIM! See you next time! *winks so girly like I can't even* *turns off camera so no longer is recording*

(A loud cruddy noise comes from direction of door. Door falls down and is then disintegrated. At door stands a drunk Duke creature blowing out the last few remaining flames on his claws.)

Sparkle: *thinks* Ah, at least he didn't ruin the actual commercial this time!
Duke: I'm back, bebe.
Sparkle: Just because I locked my door this time doesn't give you the right to burn it down to ashes!
Duke: Uh yes it does.
Sparkle: Well, I finished the commercial before you could destroy it this time. So there! *laughs wickedly*
Duke: Hey, it was quite the challenge burning an entire door down to ashes with just tiny flames coming out of my claws for no reason indicated yet whatsoever!
Background Person: So hey.

(Drunk Duke turns around and looks at Background Person all hostile-like)

Duke: OH MY ZIOS, NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sparkle: Huh?
Duke: *points claw at Background Person* That's Brock. His head is too big. And it's like a huge rectangle.
Brock: Hey, watch it, drunkie! My name is Baron- not Brock!
Duke: Do you honestly think I give a darn poop, Brock!?
Brock: I know I'm not baron or anything, but that's my name! I swear!
Duke: Yeah, sure it is.
Brock: Well.... Uh.... Your name's Duke. But you're not even a duke!
Duke: *sighs* Do you honestly think I give a darn poop, Brock!?
Sparkle: *thinks* I better go.....
Brock: Your name isn't worthy enough, drunkie.
Duke: That's it! GO AWAY YOU POO BAG RECTANGULAR FACE HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes into flames*
Brock: What the.. How did ya do that, drunkie?!?!?!?!?
Duke: 

Brock: Okay. You explode into flames when you're angry, I see.....

Duke: NO, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

Brock: You're just jealous because I got out with Admiral while you didn't.

Duke: OMG I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH YOUR DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!

Sparkle: *leaves own room*

Duke: Admiral wouldn't stop freaking annoying me wanting me to be her boyfriend. (Cutepups (Me ;3): I almost typed girlfriend there. What's wrong with me?!?!?!? 0.0)

Brock: She has guts you know.

Duke: OMG NO SHE DOESN'T!!!!!! SHE'S JUST A VIXEN, GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! In fact, I DENIED her. Even after she...........................

I'll cut it there.

Don't even ask me why Brock is even there in Sparkle's room. 0-0

What do I do in my life?

idk.

Whelp, bye! X3

EDIT: Now my last 2 cruddy posts have around 40 views. Geez Louise. What's with you guys stalking my cruddy posts?! Geezas!!! >:V