Hilarious Videos + Another Commercial X3

Hello! I am obsessed with doing these in my posts now.

Please help me.

Okay.

Here's the RIM:

Now it's time for the commercial! ;3

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WOOHOO!!!!!!

Find the first commercial in one of my posts in December. XD

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(Inside Sparkle's bedroom)

Sparkle: Hello, people and complete strangers who hate me for no reason whatsoever!

Background People: Boo. You suck. Go away. *throws apples at Sparkle*

Sparkle: Aww..... Everybody loves me!

Background People: No! Go die. BNDFCKRMVFOGKNCRLDO!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparkle: So today I'll show you today's RIM on Animal Jam!

Background Person: Animal Jam sucks. I like Club Penguin!

Other Background People: How dare yer sayeth that! SNXIRFKMEROFCDHN!!!!!!!!!!! *severely beats up Background Person*

Sparkle: Well.... Okay. Why are you on Animal Jam if you hate it so much?

(A drunk Duke creature enters scene)

Duke: Waddup, yolo sweggsters!

Sparkle: Oh no. Get out. *attempts to push Duke out of bedroom door*

Duke: *lamely fights* But I dun wanna leave yer! Oh, oh! Gimme a cat. I wanna name him Larry the Pickle!

Sparkle: There are no cats here, Duke. Now GET OUT!!!!!!!!!

Duke: Ugh fine, meanie. Then name him Mister Larry the Pickle!

Sparkle: NO CATS EXIST HERE!!!!!!!!!

Duke: Fine. Gimme a duck and name it Dukey the 19th. That name sounds pretty swagtastic!

Sparkle: How about I give you a baby chicken.

Duke: NO!!!! I wanna duck named Dukey the 19th, even though the number 19 holds no value to me whatsoever!

Sparkle: Ugh! You're ruining my video AGAIN!!!!!!!! *due to aggravation, throws RIM across room*

Duke: Oh my! Yes, yes, YES!!!!! Now RARE swaggy Heart Glasses exist! I gots to tell Twinkle this! *sniffs along floor as crawls toward the Rare Heart Glasses* *picks up the glasses in his mouth, and crawls back* YE--

Sparkle: . . . . . .

Other Background People: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Severely Injured Background Person Who Is On AJ But Hates It And Wants To Be A Puffle On CP: I like turtles. They so fab! 

Everyone Besides Background Person: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! >:P)

So wonderful. Am I right? (Of course I am.)

>8D XB BD hula hoop

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Now time for hilarious videos that I recommend not watching if you are under 12 years of age. ;D

Might contain some (but very little bit) "bad language". (I don't think there is any, though. In these ones.) May offend? idk lawl.

From these movies and this TV show. Such sweg.

Don't watch the actual movie(s)/TV show if you are under 12 years of age. (It actually says PG-13/TV-14, but whatevehs. Go be a rebel! #punny-pun-puns)

#why-am-i-even-showing-you-guys-this?

Oh yeah. Because they're HILARIOUS!!!!! (I think they are, anyways. Especially if you know what they actually say. :P)

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING IN THE VIDEOS! NOTHING. MK? MK! RAWR UGH ON WITH THE SWEG VIDEOS!!! >8U

From ze Yew Tewbez

(aka YouTube)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for people to see the weirdness of these videos, and they're RANDOMNESS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=D

(Ah yes. Of course I'm sane. Duh! o3o)

Okay, I go show them now. c:

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Now here are some oh-so-much-sweg-that-you-can't-beat music videos! Can't beat that sweg! X'D

Drunk Duke: Heyo, sweggsters! Where's my banjo? Now let's all pee on that cactus together!

Sparkle: NO. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The rest of the scene has been cut out for your own safety and sanity. You're welcome.)

Aww shucks. He looks more drunk on the blog header! X3

(So sorry. I just had to. Please forgive my derpiness. Please.)

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Bye! OWO