Snow Day skit 0.5

I've been lowkey panicking so much for the past few hours. I feel a crushing sadness, and everything isn't alright.

So in a desperate attempt to make myself feel better (and so I'll quit thinking these thoughts..), I'm going to continue the skit.

I think that writing skits is the only part of me that's still funny. I literally can not make myself genuinely be like the humorous self I was back in 2014-15. That version of me died a long time ago.

I also think that's why so many people left. Because I'm not funny anymore. I'm more depressing than funny. Who would rather stay with the person who vaguely hints at wanting to self destruct than with the person making dumb jokes? Honestly, no one. No wonder so many people left.

I'm harming your minds. I'm making you not feel good. I'm making you sick.

I'm a drug. In order to heal, people get rid of me. I'll just ruin you and then myself. I feel like I'm my own drug. I feel like I'm on drugs when I reread what I type in some of my posts. One of the bad thoughts I have is that I'll become someone who starts using drugs and sabotaging my own body. I've already scarred my brain with videos I've seen. I'm scared that I'll end up using drugs as a bad coping mechanism to deal with life and its sh¡t. I'm too sensitive for this world. And maybe if I'm high, I'll be able to fully open up and let out all my fvcking thoughts to people irl instead of just jamming it in people's faces via blog posts.

Oops, got carried away. Ha, ha.

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[Continuing right where the skit left off.]

Finny: Uh.. what were you guys even doing?
Duke: You guys are just hanging around doing nothing inside while Finny, Dawn, and I were freezing our butts off trying to clear the snow off the driveway.
Dawn: Yeah, it is cold outside. *shivers*
Brock: Okay, okay I'll tell you. Fierdan was telling us how he and Dawn were cannibals.
Fierdan: What? No!
Finny: *takes a few steps back*
Duke: Dang Fierdan, that's a new low for you.
Fierdan: *face getting red, speaking to Brock* You wanted to know what the worst thing I've ever eaten was! Well, that was my honest answer!
Brock: *speaking to Fierdan* I didn't expect you to say human flesh! I thought you would say something like rotten eggs or something.
Fierdan: Rotten eggs?! There are so many things worse than that!
Brock: Yeah, I know! Like eating decaying corpses!
Fierdan: They were more black goop than human when we ate them!
Dawn: Uh.. excuse me. Stop making things up, Fierdan.
Fierdan: What?
Dawn: I apologize for what Fierdan told you. What he said isn't true.
Fierdan: Uh, yes it is?
Dawn: We didn't eat dead humans, Fierdan. Don't you dare call me a cannibal or ghoul or whatever the fancy new term is.
Fierdan: We ate black goop! It used to belong to people's bodies! Possibly!
Dawn: Don't recall. Never happened.
Fierdan: *indistinguishable frustrated noises*

(Oh, Danny boy... :'D Fierdan sweetie... What are you saying, my dude?)

I'm too upset to think of how to continue it.

Fierdan.. what a supervisor. 0/10. You're horrible at it.

Fierdan's supervisor logic: casually talk to the fellow kids about how you had to eat black goop and decayed human flesh in order to stay alive.. while eating avocado toast.

Damn it, Fierdan. You scarred the children. Look at Brock. He's a wreck.

Duke is too reasonable in this skit so far. Mm.. I don't like it. He's not being himself. Is this a cause for concern?

Duke, being smart? Having a brain? Wow, what a cryptic concept.

Lol but in the story (aka the canon thing), he's supposed to be like really smart (more so than the average kid). And I know you won't believe me, but he's supposed to be smart.

Ryen, Fierdan, their parents, Dawn, and Taurel are supposed to be very smart. The first four are supposed to be like geniuses. Crazy smart. But since I, myself, am a dumb fool who doesn't know anything, it's hard for me to write them as being crazy hecking smart. So I write them as being nerdy fools instead when I try to make them appear smart.

Duke is smart, I swear. X'D

Just wait another 20 years or whenever I'll type the torture arc. The scenes before and after it. Mm.. Duke. What a nerd. Why you think.. that? Hmm?

It's just that Fierdan and Soulless literally invading his brain and identity and corrupting him by the day (even when he's coping better or whatever) is making him be more loud and impulsive and basically how he acts in the story. But even before all that, he couldn't outwardly express how smart he really is. Because like, idk.. Duke.. let's just say I should put a trigger warning on him.

I'm typing this so fast. I don't know what I'm even saying.

Duke and his very bad coping mechanisms. Oh mm.. that's bad. Like, really bad. Don't do what Duke did. It'll kill you.

Oh and then there's himself and Admiral (what a b¡tch) at school. How she dated Finny while he was questioning if he liked Finny as more than just friends. How she freaking harassed him in school one day. Physically. And then there's him and his mommy issues and then later daddy issues but that's only after his father is dead. And then there's his history of bad fvcking coping mechanisms. Oh and this boy being obsessed with suicide basically. Oh and y'all think he's just a jokester fool boy? Hahaha ha!! My boy has many sides. He's fvcking three dimensional.

Like.. with how Duke lived his entire life, it wouldn't be realistically possible for him to prove to other people like yeah I am pretty damn smart and can outsmart people who call themselves geniuses with their too high egos.

Like, that's basically how Duke escapes from Taurel who's obsessed with torturing him. And how he saw flaws in how Taurel was executing his plan. And how Duke fvcking destroyed Taurel. Like.. yeah.

And then there's the whole interrogation scene before the actual physical torture. I never went into that. But it's there. Because I said so.

Wait., why did I start rambling about Duke? I forgot. What the fvck.

Uhhhh.........

Gotta love how Twinkle and Fauna kept on dissing Fierdan in the skit I posted in the previous post. Omg I love them lmao.

Brock and Sparkle and their very extremely dumb argument over avocado toast. What a meme food item. Millennials- no, teenagers- and their avocado toast. Iconic lmao.

I never even had avocado toast. Is guacamole even put on it? I have no idea. Pfft, watch me be totally wrong.

Uhhh..... I feel so warm. Warm and cozy? No. It's suffocating.

I hate the heat. There, I said it. Summer sucks.

I keep on having blood under my fingernails. Where did it come from? I don't know.

Damn, I really am like Fierdan then, huh. I can't escape the blood on my hands. I'm dangerous. Ooh scary.

Washing the blood off won't make it disappear. It's still on our hands. My hands are still red. My nails are still covered in blood.

That's disgusting, Cutepups. Get a towel. Damn.

But the blood keeps on coming back.

I'm breaking physically now too. Maybe this is just proof of how broken I am as a human being. Ha, aaahh.

Should I change the post title? Yeah, probably. But am I? Nah.

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Cheers to that, bro.

~ Cutepups