New Year's Skit

Yes, I am here! Yes, yes, hi there! First post of 2016! Yes, yes, yes!

And like I said, I'll be making another skit. So here we are! ;D

Oh yeah. It doesn't make that much sense because it takes place in the New Year for 2016 while TEO takes place hundreds of years later than today's time.

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Setting: Living Room like in all them RIM commercial skits

Finny: Hmm...

Sparkle: What now?

Finny: Hmm...

Sparkle: I don't know how much money was spent in 2015.

Finny: What are you talking about? Are you interested in the economics and statistics now? That warms my heart, but I wasn't thinking about that.

Sparkle: *stares at Finny* Then what are you "hmm"ing about?

Finny: Well.. uh.. I...

Dawn: *magically appears in scene via glowing green aura* Oh, I know!

Finny: *blushes* Shut up, Dawn!

Sparkle: Uh...

Dawn: *walks away* Spinny...

Sparkle: *faces Finny* Why is she saying our ship name like that?

Finny: It's.. uh.. an hour to midnight. *blushes furiously*

Setting: Hallway right outside living room

Dawn: Why hello there! You two look.. um.. snazzy tonight!

Brock: pushes in front of the two of them* Why thank you, Dawn! Have you seen Cashier-Girl-No-Lady by the way?

Dawn: Um.. no. Neither has Sparkle. Actually, she's not coming here.

Brock: What?! Oh no, that's a shame. Well, I'll be off. *walks gloomily away*

Dawn: You look very snazzy!

Twinkle: *stares at Dawn*

Duke: Where is it?!

Dawn: *stares at them*

Duke: Where am I?!

Dawn: Uh.. Sparkle's house.

Duke: Who am I?!

Dawn: Um.. my Fierdan sweet?

Duke: Nah... *staggers away from Twinkle and Dawn and bumps into wall* Hello.. *swears*!

Twinkle: *whispers to Dawn* I think he's drunk...

Night: *magically enters scene* Brother.. oh dear... *lifts up Duke who is swearing at wall* WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?! GET OUT OF IT, DUDE!

Twinkle: Um...

Dawn: Uh...

(5 awkward minutes later)

Duke: *glares down at Night* Put me down.

Night: *puts Duke on floor* Good.. now stay sober, kids! *stares at everyone and magically disappears*

Twinkle: You guys are too weird for me! *enters living room followed by Dawn and Duke*

Sparkle: *talking to Finny* Yes, but what about-- Oh.. hey guys.

Duke: What are you talking about?

Finny: Uh.. uh.. nothing! *blushes again and hides behind couch*

Dawn: *goes up to couch* Hey, midnight is only in forty minutes. I think she'll like--

Finny: *still blushing furiously* Shut up! They're all here now!

Dawn: Okay sure, but get out of there.

Finny: Ugh fine. *stops hiding behind couch*

Twinkle: Well then.

Duke: Hey, Dawn!

Dawn: Yes, what is it my Fierdan sweet?

Duke: Uh.. we're over that now.

Dawn: Okay.. then what is it, Duke Fierdan?

Duke: That's better.

Sparkle: *sighs* What do you want, Duke?

Duke: Oh yeah, Dawn. Can you make me a cup of mint tea?

Dawn: *smiles* Yes, of course!

Twinkle: Make me one, too.

Dawn: Okay! *skips into kitchen*

(10 minutes later)

(Everyone is sitting on the couch, and Duke and Twinkle have just finished their cups of mint tea)

Twinkle: Whoa.. that tastes pretty good!

Dawn: Yeah, it's my special recipe!

Duke: Yeah, yeah, okay. Bring the cups back.

Dawn: Oh okay... *returns to kitchen, places cups in sink, returns back to living room*

Sparkle: *sighs* I'm the one who has to clean up afterwards.

(5 minutes to midnight)

Sparkle: It's almost midnight. *turns on TV*

Dawn: Goodbye, 2015.

Duke: Yes, this awful year is almost over!

Finny: *blushes*

Sparkle: You okay there, Finny? *holds Finny's paw*

Finny: *blushes furiously*

Dawn: *gets off couch* Aww, you guys are so cute!

(3 minutes to midnight)

Twinkle: *whispers* Everyone be quiet. That TV person is finally saying something important!

TV Person 1: Ah yes, it is currently 11:57 pm.

TV Person 2: It's almost time for us to welcome 2016. What's your resolution, Helen?

TV person 1: Just.. you know...

Finny: Wow, 2016, wow... *stares at TV screen where the two boring TV announcers are discussing their New Year's resolutions*

(1 minute to midnight)

(Finny, Sparkle, Duke, and Twinkle are sitting on couch while Dawn sits in the reclining chair, and they're all counting down the seconds to midnight)

(On TV, the ball is gradually descending)

Everyone: 33.. 32.. 31.. 30...

(20 seconds later)

(Finny holds tightly onto Sparkle's paw, Sparkle holds Finny's paw, Duke holds Twinkle's paw, Twinkle holds Duke's paw, Dawn just sits in the chair, and they're all counting down the seconds to midnight as they stare intently at the TV)

Everyone: 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6... *leans forward in their seats*

Everyone: 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1...

(On TV, the ball hits the platform on the ground and fireworks light up the night sky)

Everyone: *jumps off their seats* HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dawn: *fires confetti gun that magically appeared out of thin air*

(Duke and Twinkle kiss, Finny and Sparkle kiss, and Dawn fires more confetti into the room)

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...... That's how my skits go, right? I haven't made one in so long. Oh look, the Spinny. How cute... >w<

So yeah. That's how my New Year skit ended up. 2016.. it's been okay so far. School's on Monday, and I still have to finish my homework I got for over break.

(I know I forgot a few commercial skit characters.. oh well.. deal with it.)

Well, bye guys! XD