I can't sleep until it's continued

ye ah. 

Part 3: 

[Date: July 25th. Time: 11:00 pm. Location: Somewhere in the House TM, I'm too tired for this.] 

Dawn: I hope you guys ate while we were gone. 

Fierdan: Ate what? 

Dawn: I hope you ate food today, Fierdan. 

Brock: The only thing he ate today was salt. A lot of it. 

Duke: Fierdan is one salty boy. 

Ryen: *faces Duke* Duke, please stop with your stupid remarks. 

Duke: You're no fun, Ry Ry. 

Twinkle: Stop saying Ry Ry, Duke. 

Ryen: *sighs deeply, turns around to face Fierdan* And why the hell were you eating salt, Daniel? 

Fierdan: *mutters under breath* I swear, I keep on telling you to quit calling me that in that condescending tone, but you still call me--

Ryen: What did you say, Daniel? 

Fierdan: *is suddenly yelling* Screw you! Stop calling me that, you emotionally vacant man! 

Duke: *is confused* Emotionally vacant man? 

Brock: Fierdan had.. a day.  

Fierdan: *is now calm?* Actually, I didn't eat salt. I drank it. 

Brock: *sighs* That sounds worse. 

Ryen: You drank salt? Explain how you turned sodium chloride into a liquid state. 

Duke: Ry Ry is such a nerd. 

Finny: You didn't even try to hide the fact that you just said that right in front of Ryen. 

Duke: Yeah so? He is a nerd. 

Finny: Why would you drink salt, Fierdan? 

Duke: Are you just ignoring me now? Gosh, that's rude of you. 

Sparkle: Why am I still awake? What am I even doing? *starts walking away* Good night. 

Finny: Umm.. bye. *waves at Sparkle* 

Fierdan: I was making coffee. Plain black coffee tastes awful. 

Ryen: *eye twitches* 

Fierdan: Then I wanted to put in sugar, but I accidentally put in salt. 

Brock: He nearly put a whole container of salt into a cup of coffee. 

Sparkle: *turns around* Dang.. that's like Duke's level of stupidity. 

Duke: You call me stupid, but I helped you pass math class this year! 

Sparkle: We're not talking about math, Duke! 

Twinkle: I thought you were going to your room. Why are you still here, Sparkle? 

Sparkle: Sorry, my bad. I'll leave for good now. 

Duke: Okay. 

Brock: I told him to stop drinking the salty black coffee, but he wouldn't listen. He kept on chugging down that cursed beverage. 

Ryen: Daniel, are you taking drugs? 

Fierdan: What? No! Of course not! 

Ryen: I don't believe you, but continue on, Brock. 

Brock: Then Fierdan threw up in the garbage. 

Dawn: Fierdan, are you okay? 

Fierdan: Why are we saying each other's name? I feel like this is happening too often, and I am not up for it. 

Dawn: I'll take that as a no. 

Brock: Of course he isn't okay! He wanted to drink more of the salty black coffee after he threw it up! 

Duke: Wow, Daniel, you're a wild boy. 

Fierdan: *stares at Duke* Do you want to die again, boy? 

Duke: *appears to be intimidated* No, sir. 

Fierdan: *steps back, looks cheerful?* Good.

Duke: Oh okay. 

Brock: Then several hours later, I came to check on Fierdan. I found him lying on his bedroom floor in the fetal position screaming and shaking with his eyes closed. 

Ryen: I am getting more and more deeply concerned... 

Brock: When he woke up, he told me that Fauna was in his closet. 

Twinkle: What was she doing in his closet? 

Ryen: *sighs* Fauna came with us. She wasn't home with Fierdan and Brock. 

Twinkle: Oh, that's right. 

Fierdan: And then.. Fauna turned into Soulless. I was sleeping and having a breakdown at the same time in their lap, and Soulless was petting me like a dog. 

Dawn: Uh...

Fierdan: What? It's true. 

Duke: Why was Soulless comforting you? Your relationship is complicated-- 

Fierdan: Do you want to die today, Duke? 

Duke: No, sir! 

Brock: Oh and apparently Duke has a stash of drugs in his room, and--

Duke: Brock! 

Brock: Duke! 

Duke: Brock! 

Brock: Duke! 

Ryen: *rubs eyes* Can you guys quit the shouting? It's too late, and I am tired. 

Twinkle: I like the Brock X Duke bromance. This is clearly that. 

Dawn: What the hell are you saying? 

Twinkle: They clearly have a thing going on. 

Duke: No we don't! What are you talking about, you twink? 

Twinkle: Did you just call me a twink, you dick?

Duke: Excuse me? Did you just say-- 

Finny: She said dick. 

Duke: Thanks, Finny, I have ears! 

Twinkle: I'm sorry, do you prefer to be called Puke? 

Duke: That's not funny! 

Ryen: *screeches* Stop yelling! Just shut up! 

Fierdan: Anyway.. I'll admit it. I've been stealing drugs from Duke's room. 

Ryen: *faces Duke* You bring drugs into my house?! 

Duke: No, sir. Those were mints. 

Fierdan: I stole two weeks' worth of sleeping pills from your room, Duke. 

Duke: Dude, you know those are all your meds, right? Ryen told me to keep them in my room because he thought you would overdose on them if they were in your room. 

Fierdan: That literally makes no sense. 

Finny: So they aren't mints? 

Duke: No, they're not mints! Keep up with the program, Finny! 

Ryen: *sighs* I was going to put them in the medicine cabinet, but then you stole them from me and ran to your room. 

Fierdan: That makes more sense. 

Brock: Didn't Duke say he had drugs in his room, a few months ago? 

Duke: Yeah? And I was referring to sleeping pills for Fierdan and I? 

Brock: Oh. 

Twinkle: Oh. 

Duke: Geez, you guys gotta chill. 

Twinkle: My power is ice-fire. I'm pretty damn chill. 

Duke: It doesn't seem that way. 

Twinkle: Is that so? 

Duke: Stop with that sentence! 

Ryen: I'm going to bed. 

Dawn: Me too. 

Finny: So am I. 

Duke: Thanks a lot, Finny. 

Fierdan: *yawns* I just realized something. Brock is being a lot more reasonable now. I was the idiot today. Brock.. Brock is smart? 

Brock: Why did you word that like a question? 

Fierdan: I still can't believe it, buddy. 

............Am I Funny yet? 

Ha, hA! 

*instantly falls asleep* 

lmao jk i wish