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Thursday, July 26, 2018

when will my happy funny skits return

Genuine question. I don't know the answer. 

I'm not sure if anyone has noticed that in my skits I've been treating Duke and Fierdan basically the same. They're both fools who do what can be considered stupid things. It just depends on who I want to focus on more- Duke or Fierdan. Anyone notice that? I don't know if I think it's so obvious only because I'm the writer of the skits.. or if you guys noticed it too. 

Anyway, I'm here to continue from where I left off. This one may be slightly more relevant to the story than the last one. But in a different context entirely. 

(might contain uncomfy theme? idk) 

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[Date: July 25th. Time: 5:45 pm. Location: Fierdan's room. The lights are off. Yes, Fierdan is still in his room, and yes, he was sleeping. Fierdan sleeping is very suspicious. But he just woke up again. Just imagine Fierdan with bedhead, a light gray cotton T-shirt and dark blue pajama pants on (and think, "what a boy whom Cutepups loves"). Then he hears a noise from his closet and switches on the light. He is reluctant to have the light on, but the noise from the closet gives him feelings of unease. Fierdan is about to open the closet to check what's going on, but then Fauna casually steps out of the closet. Thanks for reading my long and dumb description.] 

Fauna: *smiles* Oh hi, Fierdan. 
Fierdan: *feeling tired and suspicious* How are you in my room? I locked the door. 
Fauna: *chuckles, twists a few strands of her hair with her finger* I felt like looking in your closet. You don't own as much black clothes as you used to. 
Fierdan: You're creepy. Did you forget to go with them, or are they home now? 
Fauna: No, you're just unobservant. I didn't go with them. 
Fierdan: *frowns* Why didn't you go? 
Fauna: *stops playing with her own hair, smiles again* I didn't know two weeks can count as "a few days" but that's what you said yourself. 
Fierdan: *is getting annoyed* What are you talking about? 
Fauna: Sleeping pills. They're not yours. 
Fierdan: How else am I going to be able to sleep? Without waking up a countless number of times in the middle of the night? 
Fauna: I know you've been stealing things from Duke. And not only sleeping pills. 
Fierdan: There's no reason why Duke needs to have all those.. things stashed in his room. 
Fauna: So you steal from him? 
Fierdan: I need those things more than him. 
Fauna: You need to steal drugs? That's all I'm hearing from you. 

[Suddenly, Fierdan's stomach hurts. He slightly bends over, shaking and sweating. Fauna, now appearing taller than him, continues to smile at him.] 

Fauna: You really are getting weaker, Fierdan! *laughs* 
Fierdan: Ow... 
Fauna: *brushes Fierdan's chin and throat with her fingertips when he looks up at her* The only way to thrive in this world is to deliver harm onto others. Stealing and lying are steps in the right direction. 

[Fauna slowly disappears and is replaced by Soulless looking like a human with gray skin, darker gray hair, and plain white eyes. Soulless is much taller than Fauna, which makes Fierdan look even smaller in comparison.] 

Fierdan: I knew it was you. 
Soulless: Oh, really? *brushes a side of Fierdan's face with their long, thin fingers, stands all the way up* Glad to know our connection is still running strong. 
Fierdan: Ha, what connection? *gets hit with another strike of pain, nearly falls over* 
Soulless: *shakes head* How pitiful. You're getting more and more weak. If I stayed with you, drugs wouldn't have such a negative impact on you. 
Fierdan: It's the salty coffee. 
Soulless: That's sad to hear. 
Fierdan: Very much so. *tries to keep his composure even though his stomach hurts a lot* 
Soulless: Your stomach is hurting like that *glances at Fierdan* just because of coffee? I highly doubt that. 
Fierdan: Okay, okay. It's the pills too. 
Soulless: So you admit you've been stealing sleeping pills from Duke for two weeks now? 
Fierdan: What? No, I didn't say tha--
Soulless: Are you saying my judgement is wrong? 
Fierdan: Yes. 
Soulless: Yes? 
Fierdan: I mean you're right about the pills, but I didn't admit.. it. 
Soulless: You just did. 
Fierdan: Go die, Soulless. *is hit with another strike of pain* I'm so weak. I can't take this anymore. God, *stares at Soulless* it burns! 
Soulless: *taps a finger on their chin, looks thoughtful* I missed seeing you covered in black. Colors don't suit you. 
Fierdan: *the white parts of his eyes become red, clenches fists and teeth* It burns, it hurts, it burns! 
Soulless: Do you need me to comfort you again? 
Fierdan: Not again. I don't need *gets hit with another strike of pain* you. 
Soulless: It's okay if you get sick on me. I don't mind it at all. 
Fierdan: *screams in agony* 
Soulless: *sits down and puts Fierdan in their lap* 
Fierdan: I just want.. I just want to sleep. 
Soulless: *pets Fierdan's hair like a dog owner petting their lap dog* Then sleep. 
Fierdan: *eventually closes eyes* 
Soulless: And when you wake up, this will all be over. 
Fierdan: *appears to be asleep but who ever knows for sure* 
Soulless: And now both our debts to each other are paid. Don't forget what you gave up; what you gave to me. This is me paying you back, Fierdan dear. 

.... umm what is this 

.... bye 


4 comments:

  1. Heh. I was wondering when Soulless was gonna turn up again... Guess that answers that question!
    SOOooulleEEEssss... *waves fingers in the air ominously*

    But sheesh, Fierdan... stealing pills? I mean, props for trying to fix your sleeping problem, but... Wait, does Duke know about this? PLEASE say Duke doesn't know and throws a fit at Fierdan when he finds out! That'll be a recipe for some running and screaming and a little bit of explanation! :)

    (Or just hug it out; either's fine~ <3)

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    1. Yeah, Soulless has returned! (ooh, scary! I like your ominous vibes too, good job!)

      Fierdan, that's bad. Why did you do that? Tsk, tsk. Ooh, more drama. >:)

      What? Should I just end all my skits in hugs now? Hmm..

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    2. Not necessarily in hugs, but... then again, if you leave it on a bad note, that implies that you're gonna continue it and that's always a good thing!

      End it how it ends and don't force it to be happy; this is a pretty messed up crew you got after all! :)

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