umm excuse me while i’ll- HECK

... wtf? 

If you came here after reading my last post, prepare to face whiplash. 

Is that the right word to use in this context? I don’t care enough to check. 

Sunday wasn’t as bad. It was an okay day. :) 

Saw the Tony awards on TV. 

....... Beetlejuice,,, ehehehehehehe ,,,,,,, I saw that play for my birthday. ehehehehehegehehehehggegsrwdfw

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Anyway, this is the best skit idea I have at the moment. 

Enjoy! ~

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J___: *is filming a video, shows up on the camera by awkwardly leaning into the screen; think of a typical male YouTuber intro* It’s ja boi! 

Sparkle: *suddenly appears behind J___ with her arms crossed* Do I look like a joke to you? 

J___: *stops the recording, turns around* What? 

Sparkle: I’m the OG, fool! *uncrosses her arms* I used to make my own videos for skit commercials. 

J___: *is confused* Skit commercials? What? 

Sparkle: Yeah, that’s why these skits started in the first place. I would record videos about the Rare Item Monday, or RIM, every week. They were used to inform people about the special items. 

J___: *feels informed but is actually still completely lost* Ah.. 

Duke: *suddenly appears in the room, Cutepups is heard clapping inside of the wall* And I would ruin her videos because doing that was fun. *focuses on J___* Are you bringing skit commercials back in town? 

J___: Uh, what? No? 

Duke: *stares at J___, then shrugs* Okay. *walks away* 

Sparkle: He’s always weird like that. 

Duke: *exits the room, immediately walks back into the room* Excuse me while I’ll— *stops talking* 

J___: Huh? 

Duke: *says in a monotonous voice* Stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness— *gets cut off* 

J___: Hey, where’s Fierdan?

Sparkle: How would I know? 

Duke: I feel offended. Thanks for that. Bye. *doesn’t leave*

Fierdan: *suddenly appears* 

J___: Oh, there you are! 

Fierdan: *is lying on the floor on his stomach, right arm stretched in front of his head, left arm bent and beneath his neck/upper chest, legs just.. there straight behind him.

ultimate fierdan pose deluxe buy it for $9.99 *

J___: Why is he on the floor? 

Sparkle: Yeah! Get up, fool! 

Duke: *continues* ... stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness, stream of consciousness—

Fierdan: *stands up* Shut up! Everybody, just shut up! 

Sparkle: Why am I here again? 

J___: You interrupted a video I was recording. 

Sparkle: Oh, that’s right. 

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and that’s it. 

please like my high quality skit. 

thanks.