Really Messed Up Duke Stuff (for Loppio c;)

***WARNING: THIS POST IS REALLY MESSED UP. MAY BECOME INAPPROPRIATE BUT NOT REALLY. THIS IS EFFED UP MAN WHY AM I POSTING THIS?!***

So yeah. I'm home. My middle finger is cold. I am cold. 0.0

Like, only my middle finger is cold. My other fingers are not. Please help me please! ;o;

So anywho, I sketched out this Duke thing the other day. His hair flames look awful though. He also doesn't look constipated and tortured enough.

Huge disappointment indeed.

Now since Loppio was extremely curious about Duke's pee and cactus, I'm gonna type this really messed up thing up. ;)

Duke's pee is yellow. Twinkle's pee is yellow. Dawn's pee is yellow.

ALL CHARACTERS HAVE YELLOW PEE, LOPPIO! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?! *sobs violently* >:'0

About in Chapter 26 when Duke actually peed on them cactus... wtf is this?

So about that... *cough*

I totally forgot why I felt like having a chapter where Duke peed on cactus.

Like, it just happened. X3

Here are my current theories on why I made Duke pee on cactus.:

1. The blog banner. Duke looked really drunk on there (fab graphic-making skills from yours truly- me X3).

2. After Duke drank that mint tea the servant (aka past Dawn) gave him, he became drunk, passed out, and awoke having to pee desperately.

3. I wanted to put some humor into the chapter. *shrugs*

4. I was curious about what would happen if Duke peed on a cactus, surrounded by its comrades (the cactus's).

5. (Wtf was I thinking about Duke back in January? Holy crap, wtf. Why do I have inappropriate thoughts? I am so sorry. I must've been high on some Advil (omg just kidding!).)

In other words.. *nervously glances at wall* .

Omg I'm dying! X'D (jk)

I'll explain it in skit format! ;3

Duke: OMG THERE ARE CACTI HERE! *insert random gibberish here*

Twinkle: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Duke: I AM SWAG, BLUE FOX. I HAVE TO PEE ON THESE CACTI!

Twinkle: WHY?!

Duke: IT IS MY CALLING!

*Duke stands before cactus about to pee*

Twinkle: WHY DON'T YOU PEE IN THE PORTA-POTTY?!

Duke: I TOO COOL AND SWAG FOR POTTY!

. . .

Duke: FUUUUUUUUUUU--

Twinkle: GODDAMN IT, DUKE!

Duke: OH MY GOD IT HURTS. I THOUGHT THE CACTUS URINAL WAS MY FRIEND!

Twinkle: WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!

Duke: COME HERE, I NEED HELP ESCAPING FROM ITS PRICKLY PRICKLES!

Twinkle: I'M A GIRL, DAMMIT!

Duke: SO? YOU WANT THE PRICKLY PRICKLES TO STAY IN MY MALE-FOX-PEE-PARTS?!

Twinkle: ...

Duke: OH MY GAWD, ANSWER ME!

Twinkle: *silently leaves scene*

*5 minutes later*

Duke: TWINKLE, YOU STILL THERE? I'M STILL TRAPPED TO THIS CACTUS WITH MY MALE-FOX-PEE-PARTS ATTACHED TO IT!

*30 seconds later*

Duke: OH GOD THIS LOOKS REALLY WRONG. HELP ME, TWINKLE!

. . .

Ummina.. I'm gonna stop typing about Duke peeing on cactus. O_O

HAPPY NOW, LOPPYSUN?!?! >8U

Now, drawing!

See ya! X'D

~ ☆Cutepups☆ ~