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Monday, April 24, 2017

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Hi. Today was a pretty nice day. Well, despite it being Monday. Haha.

I had an assembly for two classes, and I think I did pretty good on my math quiz. I actually understood the info this time. Haha yeah, I'm usually a dumb fool.

And on top of that, I got more good news. I'm not gonna die from stress and despair during the first week of May. Yay.

I've been so stressed these past few days. I mean I still am, but not as much.

Got more time to study. Hehe.

Anyway, I don't know how I should feel about this. On my two recent personal ventish posts, my stats say those posts got twice the number of views compared to my other posts (not including chapters though- those usually get the most views). So.. uh.. hey there. Do more people view my personal posts of suffering? Do people check those posts more? Erm.. say something if you want to? I find it a little unsettling how in a day, one of those posts got 40 views, but my other posts from earlier in the week have only 20-something views.

I mean I'm fine. Really. Just exclude the facts that I'm clueless and hopeless about my future, I'd rather sleep than do other tasks, I'm stressed and anxious about a bunch of stuff, and my dreams end up making me feel worse by strengthening those feelings of fear. Haha yeah. :-)

Moving on from that, I have another drawing of human Twinkle. I didn't color it, and I want to color it. So there won't be any art in this post.

My art.. smh. Bad art, Cutepups.

Ugh, I want to write chapters so badly. But I can't because of school and upcoming exams.

After such a long wait, exciting parts are coming. The conflict is rising; the climax is coming. It's almost here.

*suddenly changes topics again*

I haven't made any Monday skit posts in a while. I don't have a picture of the RIM though. Well, that doesn't matter because I want to do a different type of skit post.

These are just gonna be short (a few lines each) and it's more than one. They're not about the RIM. So basically these are going to be short and random. And hopefully funny too.

Enjoy.. I guess.

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Duke: *alone in a room, closed eyes, whispering to himself* He's not real, he's not real, he's not real....
Bob the Blobfish: *floating ominously in front of Duke* Hello there.
Duke: *eyes open and flails arms* He's not real, he's not real, he's not real. He isn't real! *hits Bob the Blobfish*
Bob the Blobfish: I've been gone for like a year, and you're still immature. I'm right here, Duke.
Duke: *whispering to himself* It's just a hallucination. My brain is messed up. Bob the Blobfish doesn't exist.
Bob the Blobfish: Noo.... *fades away and in his place is a pile of clear-pink jelly on the floor*
Duke: Damn it, I killed another one.

Dawn, Duke, Ardere: *walking in the forest, being friends, having a good time*
Taurel: *comes out from behind bushes* Hello there.
Dawn, Duke, Ardere: Damn it! Crap! Freakin' hell!

Taurel: You know what?
Duke: What?
Taurel: *licks lips seductively* Your blood is so sweet. I find yours to be so interesting.
Duke: *is confused, wtf is with this one-pawed freak?* You're stupid to think I didn't know that. I love slurping up that red liquid. Slurp.
Taurel: Damn it, Duke! I'm the vampire here!
Duke: *licking blood on arm* Slurp!
Taurel: *whispering to himself* Wow, the Duke Fierdan really is a monster. He is attracted to the taste of his own blood. Perhaps he is also a vampire in disguise.
Duke: And I'm gonna taste your blood next. Hahahahahaha!

Danny: *squirming against his brother holding him back, makes weak punching motions* Let me get him. He said the fire element stinks!
Ryen: Stop being such a hot-head!
Danny: He's being mean to me! I need to get him, bro!
Ryen: Calm down. Breathe in and out.
Danny: No, this isn't meditation time.
???: *winks at Danny when Ryen isn't looking, mouths the phrase* I love you.
Danny: *is weak, falls to floor* Ahh.
Ryen: *looks down at Danny on the floor, is just so done* Are you sure that you're the post-Fierdan I ordered?
Danny: *dazed* He said the fire element stinks since he said his is better. But then he says he loves me. Wow, talk about being problematic!
Ryen: *is so done with everything* Says the most problematic boy ever.
Danny: *looks up* Shut up.

Finny: *panicking* Brock, Brock! Open up, Brock!
Brock: *opens door, Finny runs inside* What is it, cinnamon roll?
Finny: I need to figure out the statistics of the RIM! How is the stock market doing? Inflation? Equal equilibrium?
Brock: I didn't get the RIM.
Finny: *gasps* What do you mean you don't have it? You work at the store!
Brock: Uh, that's not true. My girlfriend does. I just visit her at work a lot.
Finny: And you didn't purchase the RIM? How cruel can you be, Brock?
Brock: Dude, I'm so sorry.
Finny: My heart continues to be broken.

Twinkle: Wanna know something?
Dawn: Of course I do!
Twinkle: I used to hate you. I thought you were a lustful freak.
Dawn: *laughs* Everyone thinks that.
Twinkle: And yet here I am. We've gone through so much together. It's as if I'm in love with you.
Dawn: Pain changes people. We endured the same trauma.
Twinkle: But I wasn't there when it happened.
Dawn: But the events left you devastated. You were probably more hurt than I was.
Twinkle: *sighs, wraps arm around Dawn* I miss them. Everything is so painful. But at least we still have each other.

Skits.. mm.

Ok bye.

4 comments:

  1. I check on your posts a lot, so maybe it's me. Sometimes I think I forget so I read them again. Idk lol. I'm sad bc I got a bad grade on an online quiz. So much stuff to do this week. Unfortunate :( :( good for you though lol. (Your other stuff not that my unfortunate stuff makes yours better or anything umm lol) Weird week... plz let me survive. (: ~*_~*leaves weird comment*_~*_*

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    1. Oh yeah probably lol. I've also been getting a lot from Ukraine recently. Weird. Ah man. Yeah. :( Unfortunately, things changed and it's not good anymore for me. Well, one of the things I said in the post. Idk how I'll survive this week and the next one either. Ahhhhh. :(

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    2. lol wow. Oh no:( what a week amiright:(

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    3. lol yeah. a long week ahead, alright.

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