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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Spontaneous text skit idea

Ok so I suddenly came up with a new skit idea. It's spontaneous. 

Is this blog worthy? Sure. Why not. 

It's in text format. The characters are in a text message group chat. 

ok idk lol --

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[Date: March 14th. Time: 2:30 pm. Location: Group Chat Text Messaging- so the location is their cell phones. yeah ok whatever.] 

Finny: Happy Pi Day! 
Brock: Omg you scared me 
Twinkle: Your message sent off a fight-or-flight response in my brain 
Finny: What is wrong with you two? 
Twinkle: I hate math! 
Brock: Wait. What's Pi Day? 
Sparkle: Today's Pi Day! 
Brock: Aaaaaahhhhhh
Finny: Today is March 14th. 3/14. 
Brock: Yes??
Finny: and the first digits of pi are 3.14 (etc.)
Brock: etc.?
Sparkle: Pi never ends. It's irrational. 
Twinkle: Pi is so irrational. smh, what an irrational number! I hate it!!! 
Finny: You sure do have strong opinions about pi. 
Twinkle: I sure do!! I hate math 
Dawn: I just came home from school. 
Brock: Oh cool. I'm in class right now lmao 
Sparkle: Then pay attention in class! Get off your phone! 
Brock: Don't tell me what to do! 

[Some time later. 2:45 pm.]

Brock: Ok class ended.
Brock: wtf guys
Brock: No new messages? smh 
Finny: I'm still here 
Twinkle: Sorry I just felt like ignoring you 
Brock: rude :( 
Duke: Fine, I'll text Ryen. 
Duke: Yo, Hey, 
Twinkle: Uh?! 
Dawn: Ryen isn't in this group chat... 
Sparkle: omg 
Duke: What's my race? What race are we, Ryen? 
Brock: Huh??? Drunkie!!! 
Duke: I don't know and it's bothering me. What about Dawn? 
Duke: I just.. don't know. 
Sparkle: What the hell are you talking about? 
Finny: What are you asking? 
Duke: Race! 
Brock: None of us understand you!! 

[Some more time later. 3:00 pm.] 

Duke: Why is it even called "stream of consciousness" there's no river 
Finny: What? 
Duke: Stream of consciousness. It's a free-write. I have no conscious. 
Duke: conscience* ugh I'm a dumbass 
Finny: Sorry, what? 
Twinkle: It's a writing thing 
Finny: Oh 
Brock: oh 
Duke: sigh 
Sparkle: Why did you text "sigh" ? 
Duke: ugh shut up 
Sparkle: You brought it up in the first place! 
Duke: I had to do a few "stream of consciousness" journaling assignments for my Help therapy sessions. 
Twinkle: ooh you still go to those? 
Duke: yes?? obviously. 
Dawn: That's good to hear. 
Duke: I go at least once a week. 
Duke: With Fierdan 
Duke: I've been going since December. This isn't a new thing. 
Brock: Dawn is unobservant 
Dawn: Shut up I'm busy with school 
Duke: but yeah, I think I'm somewhat getting better? idk I don't want to die 
Twinkle: aww congratulations! 
Duke: uh? ok? 
Finny: Geez. I just realized we never really texted each other (or, like, actually spoken to each other) since December. That was a while ago, huh 
Dawn: Sorry :(
Dawn: I forgot if I ever sent you a Happy Birthday text to you two. (Finny and Sparkle)
Finny: It's fine. You all did. 
Sparkle: Same with me. :) luv u guys 
Twinkle: Wow you guys are 19. That's cool 
Brock: Isn't your birthday in like a month? 
Twinkle: Yeah!! 
Brock: Sweet 
Duke: We should hang out again. In person, I mean. I miss seeing you guys. 
Brock: aww ;w; 
Duke: don't. 
Dawn: Sorry I was getting a snack 
Sparkle: ok?? 
Dawn: so yeah 
Twinkle: so, hmm... 
Dawn: How's everyone doing? 
Twinkle: It's almost Spring Break. What about you? 
Brock: Mine starts this weekend. 
Finny: Mine too! 
Sparkle: Same :') 
Duke: That's good. 
Twinkle: Anything else new with you? Or Ryen? lol
Twinkle: What about with Fierdan? 
Duke: I can't speak for them. But as for me, I feel.. more stable? 
Duke: Help actually is pretty helpful. 
Dawn: That's a good thing 
Duke: Definitely 
Brock: :) 
Duke: like I don't yell at Fierdan or Ryen (for not killing me, for example). 
Finny: alright.. 
Duke: I don't think I'll ever stab myself with blades again. That didn't really.. help anything. 
Twinkle: uh ok.. 
Duke: btw uh,, guys 
Finny: Yeah? 
Duke: I just want to say 
Brock: yes? what? 
Duke: So I've been attending Help for a while 
Duke: and like. dang. It started so rough? It was a rough start. 
Duke: but it's alright. it's a lot of work. I actually don't hate it?? 
Brock: That's good. Right? 
Duke: Haha :) yes it's a good thing. don't worry 
Brock: you sound more pleasant. I feel like if I could hear your voice, it'll sound nicer. kinder? idk 
Duke: thanks 
Brock: sorry, that was awkward and uncalled for. I know 
Duke: Nah dude, you're fine. Thanks 
Brock: heh.. 
Duke: No, you're fine. I mean it. 
Brock: oh ok, gotcha lol 
Duke: I've been working on some of my problems with my Help therapist guy 
Duke: I'm trying to work on and fix my issues 
Duke: like how I've been a jerk to everyone 
Duke: and seem kinda egotistic and narcissistic 
Duke: I know that now 
Duke: and my impulse control. lashing out at people. wanting to control people. 
Duke: been working on those issues 
Duke: geez I guess I just want to say 
Duke: I'm sorry for all the shitty things I did. I know I can't blame my poor/lack of mental health/stability for all of them, but they really did play a part. well somewhat 
Twinkle: it's okay, Duke. 
Duke: idk? thanks 
Duke: oh and I'm trying to better my empathy and sympathy. and develop actual compassion. not have selfish desires. 
Duke: I guess I just want to be a better person? 
Dawn: There's nothing wrong with that! 
Duke: I just want to be okay! I don't just want to feel okay, I want to BE okay. And happy. 
Duke: Fierdan and I have a very hard time trying to figure out our "real self". ("selves" ?) 
Duke: Who we really are. Who we want to be. And of course, how we view ourselves. 

[Even more time later. Time: 3:45 pm.] 

Duke: sorry for rambling. like always. 
Finny: it's fine 
Sparkle: take care of yourself, I'm proud of you. Now I gotta head to class. ugh. 
Duke: take care of yourself too! the same goes for all of you 
Twinkle: <3 <3 luv u, pretty boy ;> 
Brock: lol what 
Duke: :'D 

[No new texts. Time: 3:50 pm.] 

Duke: Happy Pi Day lol :p 

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Random texting skit I suddenly thought of after my creative writing class. 

This one isn't the first part of a skit story. It's a stand-alone skit. 

Hope you enjoyed it. Even though it's not as dramatic as the other ones, haha. 

It's almost spring break. Woo! 

I thought I would get a bad test grade on the test I took last Wednesday. But I got an A on it. :') 

I have to "revise" the poem I wanted to post on here that I wrote for class. 

So, idk, I won't post it yet. 

I didn't have time to draw these past few days. I hope I'll have time to draw during break. 

And.. possibly the next story chapter? ;) 

No promises, haha. 

Until the next random post! ;D

~ Cutepups 

2 comments:

  1. Yo Cutepups, I know I haven't been here for a bit but I really appreciate this skit! The start made me laugh and the ending also made me laugh but it also gave me a nice warm fuzzy feeling~ <3 Thanks for sharing this; I really needed it after all of this week.
    Hope life is treating you well and your okay! :)

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    1. Aww haha, that's how I felt when I got the skit idea and wrote it down. Thanks! <3 :)
      Wish the same with you~

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