Sorry if it sucks. :(
The RIM:
Onto it! >:3
Brock: So how much does it cost?
Cute Cashier Girl No Lady: It costs 700 gems, sir. *whips hair slowly and dramatically*
Brock: Wow, it lowered 50 gems. That's great!
Cute Cashier Girl No Lady: I know it is!
Brock: Yes it is! I'll buy it!
Cute Cashier Girl No Lady: Good, good, good.
Brock: *purchases RIM*
Cute Cashier Girl No Lady: Do you have feels for me?
Brock: Omg yes!
Cute Cashier Girl No Lady: Yay, you're now mine!
. . . . . . .
Duke: Brock, what the heck are you doing?!
(Scene zooms out of Duke's eyeball to see Brock on the couch that Duke is standing behind and looking over, and Brock is in a sleeping position hugging a pink circle pillow and kissing it.)
(yes eyeball)
Brock: Wh--
Duke: What are you doing?
Brock: *opens eyes and sits up* Oh drat! It was just a stupid dream!
Duke: I don't even want to know what you dreamed about.
Brock: Cute cashier girl... wait no, she's a lady. Wait... no.
Duke: ...
(Sparkle angrily stomps down stairs)
Sparkle: Why are you drooling on my throw-pillow?!
Brock: Because I can.
Sparkle: Oh no you didn't!
Duke: It was Brock.
Sparkle: Brock! *fights Brock*
(A few minutes after Sparkle and Brock start fighting...)
Finny: Whoa, whoa, whoa there. Why are you so heated up, my sweet? *pats Sparkle's shoulder*
Sparkle: *turns around to look at Finny and kicks Brock from behind* Are you flirting with me?!
Finny: No, you look all sweaty. You need a glass of water.
Sparkle: Ugh shut up, you stupid nerd.
Duke: ...
Finny: Actually, I might've been flirting with you.
Brock: *wriggles out of Sparkle's reach* Ooh...
Sparkle: Shut up, Brock.
Finny: Do you mind me--
Sparkle: Yeah whatever. Now give me a glass of water that you said I desperately needed, servant!
Finny: *whispers* I think she likes me--
Sparkle: Water, Finny, water! Stat!
Duke: I should hate you for that, but I'm too lazy to. *shrugs*
. . . . . . .
Creepy Guy in Suit #1: You are our best variable in our experiment.
Duke: Wh--
Dawn: It's okay, my Fierdan sweet.
Duke: *shrieks like a girl*
Dawn: Your horrified shrieks show your affection for me!
Duke: ...
Creepy Guy in Suit #1: You are made of the most perfect material. Just who you are is made up of perfection.
Dawn: Hey, stop flirting with him, gosh! He's mine!
Duke: I'm now officially claustrophobic.
Dawn: *scoots closer to Duke*
Duke: Like I thought I was claustrophobic when I was left in the basement for a winter's night. I guess not. (totally speaks to himself)
Dawn: *pokes Duke*
Duke: *shrieks like a girl again*
(Scene zooms out and flickers the light on. The scene is in a black limousine with black-tinted windows. Duke and Dawn are seated on one side of the seats, and two guys wearing all black suits and sunglasses are on the other side's seats looking at them.)
Creepy Guy in Suit #2: We have disguised ourselves, but when Dawn told us about you, we got out of our hiding.
Duke: Uh...
Creepy Guy in Suit #2: We support you. We also want to make a change in our world's society. You see, we also believe that the current government is crumbling underneath our feet.
Duke: I just really, really hate Zios and Mira. What does that have to do with what you're saying?
Creepy Guy in Suit #2: They were like the "gods", or leaders, of Jamaa, correct?
Duke: Well... yeah.
Creepy Guy in Suit #2: And you're the one who hated them, correct?
Duke: I just said that.
Creepy Guy in Suit #2: So, in other words, you're supposedly the only one who doesn't blindly follow a superior power. And you're the only one who clearly refuses to do so.
Duke: Is that so?
Dawn: Ugh, stop questioning the people who are like my personal FBI agents!
Creepy Guy in Suit #1: Yes, Miss Dawn is also against the government. By doing this, you are both supporting each other.
Duke: Yes, I hate how the government is run. Yes, I would rebel against it if I have the chance. However--
Dawn: We're here because we want you to join us. As in form an alliance with us. So we can overthrow the current government.
Creepy Guy in Suit #2: Join us, Fierdan, join us... *intensely stares at Duke*
Duke: Umm...
(Twinkle magically appears in scene)
Twinkle: What the--
Dawn: No. He's mine!
Twinkle: Why did you arrest him if you love him so much?
Dawn: No, the suit guys did.
Twinkle: Oh, I see...
Dawn: Mhmm yeah...
Twinkle: Duke, you lied to me. You said you wanted to die, yet here you are in a limo!
Duke: Technically--
Twinkle: Yeah, yeah whatever. *walks away from limo*
Duke: Wait, rescue me, Twinkle! Don't leave without me! Nooooooooooo--
Dawn: *pokes Duke again*
Duke: *sobs*
Creepy Guys in Suits #1 and #2: *stare at Dawn repeatedly poking Duke's thigh and Duke sobbing*
~*~*~*~*~*~*
mk
well that was something
XD
bye
Oh shoot, it's no longer Monday- oops!
Very cute. XD I loved the part where Sparkle called Finny a stupid nerd for some reason, lol. I always love your RIM Mondays (much more than the RIMs, lol)
ReplyDeleteYes XD
DeleteHaha, I enjoy posting the random skits far more than the actual skit itself. Even though they are only like 1-3% related to the RIM. XD
*the actual RIM itself
Deleterandomness is always related. XD <3
DeleteHaha XD
Delete*inhales the Spinny* AWW POOR DUKIE TOT. BROCK SHALL MARRY THE CASHIER GIRL PERSON. YESH YES
ReplyDeleteHUE HUE HUE X3
DeleteOh goodness! The new template is so PURRFECT! ^.^
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! <3
DeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYY DAWN S NICE NOT EVIL
ReplyDeleteW-WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT
DeleteWhy is Brock in this? Isn't this an ANIMAL JAM based story?
ReplyDeleteDifferent Brock.
DeleteBrock in my commercial skits is a character I randomly created one day when I drew a very bad drawing of Duke where his head was a square saying "bruh".. then I saw a rock. Then... idk what happened.
I didn't even know that guy in Pokémon is named Brock, I haven't watched it in forever.
well ok then
BWAHAHAHA! Okay, okay... I just got confused.
DeleteYeah, I sometimes get the craziest of thoughts.. XD
DeleteI didn't even know there was a character in Pokémon until Loppio said something like you did. Then I Googled "Brock" and found all the top results being that Pokémon guy, and I said, "Oh.. well then.".