Rare Freedom Fruit Hat Commercial Skit

Hai! :3

I'm in a happy mood right now. On a Monday (which is a surprise o.o). :)

I'll reply to your lovely comments after this post. Love you guys. <3

So anywhoozies, today's RIM is the Rare Freedom Fruit Hat. (Wow, quite a mouthful, huh!)

Ok lol bask in its glory! :O

 (Yes, it's an underwater RIM.)

Omg I just have to make a random commercial skit for this item. It's so lovely omg. Wow, I haven't done a RIM commercial skit in so long.

But first....

Do fruit hats remind you of this sweg character? 8D

    X'DD

It's King Julian from those Madagascar movies. (I don't own the gif, image, King Julian, Madagascar, you know what I mean.)

He wore a fruit hat before... right? XD

froot (well yeah, I have Marina and the Diamonds songs on repeat now lol)

wait what

idk

well ok then

Now the commercial skit thing! :D

Enjoy! >:3

Finny: Now see children, the RIM (which stands for Rare Item Monday, by the way) is the Rare Free-- *passes out from loss of breath*

Sparkle: Ugh, you idiot. The RIM is the Rare Freedom Fruit Hat.

Finny: Too many words. *pants*

Sparkle: Stop disgracing people with real breathing issues, that's rude!

Finny: B-But the ocean economy. M-Must explain to the children. I-- *passes out again but for real this time*

Sparkle: *gently drags a passed-out Finny out of the room* There, there. Dream about that equal equilibrium, kid.

Finny: *wakes up* W-What? I'm no goat.

Sparkle: Ughhh. *face-paw*

(Meanwhile....)

Brock: What is this thing?!

Cashier: It's today's RIM, the Rare Freedom Fruit Hat.

Brock: You're cute.

Cashier: Do you want the RIM, sir?

Brock: Depends.

Cashier: On wha--

Brock: Can I give ya a smooch? *winks*

Cashier: Omg no! Sparkle's right. You're a creepy messed up boy.

Brock: What, you know Sparkle too?! Actually, I'm a teenage boy.

Cashier: Whatever.

(Later that day....)

Brock: This is so stupid. Why are pineapples and bananas red, and why are grapes blue?

Duke: They're obviously blueberry grapes, you drunkie.

Brock: Where did you come from?! And hey, that's my nickname for you!

Duke: I came from a place. You sound drunk.

Brock: Hey, this is my natural voice, drunkie!

Duke: Exactly! You always sound drunk.

Brock: *looks at RIM on table* It looks so stupid.

Duke: Then why did you buy it?

Brock: Because there was a cute girl there being the cashier there.

Duke: Just stop.

Brock: Oh, I see. You're still angry at Dawn.

Duke: No.

*Dawn enters scene magically*

Dawn: Did someone call for me?

Duke: No.

Dawn: *sees Duke* Omg hi my Fierdan sweet!

Duke: Brock, I hate you.

Brock: I love you too, bro!

*Night enters scene magically*

Night: Liar! You are not his brother!

Brock: But.. we.. we is bros. Right, drunkie?

Duke: No. Who are you again?

Brock: You don't remember me! *sobs*

Night: Fierdan (who you nickname Duke) and me are brothers. You're not cool enough to fit in with us, weird person.

Brock: You're so mean! *sobs and leaves scene*

*Night leaves scene magically*

Dawn: Hey Fier--

Duke: Didn't I kill you?

Dawn: Haha, no you silly boy. I killed you. *pats Duke's head*

Duke: Oh.

Dawn: Mhmm yeah. How's life, Danny?

Duke: My name is Duke, and my life is cruddy.

Dawn: That's good to hear!

Duke: Umm...

Ok gotta go. To any newcomers, RIM commercial skits aren't supposed to make that much sense. 

So yeah. See ya!

Bye. :P