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Friday, July 24, 2015

This is what the internet has done to me

*looks clever with reading glasses*

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Oh shoot, I'm near-sighted. This can't be good...

*explodes and is resurrected by the Evil Math Packets >;D*

Hahaha jk lol

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So I just had an idea about Duke's POV in a chapter. To sum it up, it ended up like this ♡:

Blood. The hot red liquid filled with red blood cells. I wanted it. I wanted more and more and more. I couldn't wait to taste her blood with all those herbal mint green tea packets Daddy buys at the store. Like those medicine cats in that story series about cats that live and kill each other in a forest. Ohhh yeahhhh. Drinking every last drop of blood. Wait what the-- I'm no vampire. Curses, Twilight, curses! Even when her body is cold from me eating, I mean drinking, her blood. Then I'll make sure that her dead body with no blood and other body crap, oh that sounds wrong, is never cold by burning it with a finger. Ohhh yeahhhh. Even hot in death. Swaggggggg.

That must be the best thing I have ever written.







Oh god. What is this. Help plz.






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7 comments:

  1. i no high i promise

    i is in mi bedroom on second floor tho

    oh noes the Evil Math Packet is taking me hostage

    Byeeeeeeeee <3

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  2. Hey you! Let's go on animal jam or deviant art chat or something because you seem in need of a pick-me-up. Tell me when you can come on :0

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    1. //just went on my computer and checked Blogger a few minutes ago//

      I feel better now, so don't worry about that. But it's not too late to talk with you.. right? ;o;

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    2. Ah, I'm glad you're feeling better! It's not too late to talk to me, we can do whenever :)

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