RIM and Other Stuff

Hello, hello children. I am here. Yes. >:D

The Cute Pup of the Day!
(*From: DailyPuppy.com*)

Cutie! :3

Now some songs I randomly feel like posting! ;D <3

(I don't own ANYTHING in the following videos. I own NOTHING. >:U)

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"Get Back"~ Nine Lashes

"Bury Me Alive"~ We Are the Fallen [Nightcore]

"Reprobate Romance"~ Blacklisted Me [Nightcore]

"Emerald Eyes"~ Blacklisted Me [Nightcore]

"Love is a Beautiful Pain - Endless Tears"~ Cliff Edge (feat. Maiko Nakamura)

[Has many different anime people kissing. I think it's such a good song though. c:]

"Sing"~ Hollywood Undead

[Tried to find HU song without all the excessive swearing. Oh, the meaningful lyrics in this song! ;-;]

NOW YOU ALL HAVE SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHEN YOU READ THE RIM COMMERCIAL SKIT! SEE HOW SMART AND CONVENIENT I AM?!?!?!?.

So without further ado, the RIM.:

Alrighty, onto the moment of this post you've all been waiting for! *cough* Queen Gamer *cough*.

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Finny: Can I sense your heartbeats inside my ears, Sparkle?

Sparkle: No.

Finny: B-But it's the RIM! It's the Rare Stethoscope!

Sparkle: I don't care, my answer's still no.

Finny: B-But the price, Sparkle, the price! It's on the stock market for 650 gems just like last week's RIM which goes along with this one, and--

Sparkle: We took a week off from making a commercial. There was no commercial last week.

Finny: Yeah but the RIM still existed last week. This must mean 650 is the new equal equilibrium price! I don't like how it's ends in 50 and not 00, but whatever.

Brock: You can feel MY heartbeats, Sparkle sugar honey!

Sparkle: Oh gosh, definitely no!

Brock: P-Please honey...

Sparkle: I'm obviously here with this nerd *pulls Finny in* and I don't have time for you, Brock.

Finny: *blushes*

(Dawn magically appears in scene)

Dawn: Oh my god, where is my Fierdan sweet?!

Brock: How should we know?!

Dawn: I didn't ask you, you twitch.

Brock: What did you say?!

Dawn: Twat.

Brock: Oh, now you're insulting me?! How rude! *slams door as he leaves the room*

Dawn: Oh my god, hi my Fierdan sweet! I didn't see you there before! Hi, hi, hi! *runs joyfully toward wall corner*

(Leaning against the wall corner is a guy wearing all black. The tip of one of his claws is in the corner of his mouth. The guy is looking at the floor.)

Sparkle: *still holding onto Finny* Come on now, you nerd. Time for us to leave this... this whatever-this-is.

Finny: Yippee!

Sparkle: I swear, you're the weirdest guy I ever had to be with.

Finny: Yeah, I know!

Sparkle: *rolls eyes*

(Finny and Sparkle open the door and leave scene much more quieter than Brock)

Dawn: I missed you, my Fierdan swee--

(The guy wearing all black who is next to the wall, holds up his other paw like a "halt" sign thing.)

Duke: *speaks with his claw tip still in the side of his mouth* I'm not sweet, and I don't love you. *looks at the floor again*

Dawn: Oh, don't be sad my Fierdan swee--

Duke: *bites down on his claw-tip in his mouth* Don't call me "your sweet".

Dawn: Huh?

Duke: I do not love you anymore. I hate you. *takes claw-tip out of mouth* I want you dead.

(The claw-tip is all jagged and is starting to get all bloody.)

Duke: *leans face in front of Dawn's with bared fangs and bloody claw-tip pointing at her* *gets covered in fiery sparks and whispers* I could kill you right now. Right now...

(Fierdan's brother magically appears in scene)

Night: Aww, how cute!

Duke: *takes step back from Dawn* Ugh, what do you want from me now?

Night: I just wanted to check on my lil bro! *chuckles as pats Duke's head, then shrieks because Duke is still on fire*

Duke: I was busy with something... until you ruined it!

Night: Oh, I don't mind you mak--

Dawn: He was threatening me, and saying he wants to kill me.

Night: What? You weren't about to kiss? Well, this is awkward...

Dawn: No, thank you, sir. Y-You saved me from my psychotic ex!

Duke: Finally you refer to me as your ex. Finally!

Night: But you... We have to talk, brother Fierdan.

(Twinkle magically appears in scene, and then glares at Dawn.)

Twinkle: *grabs RIM on table* *puts earpieces in ears and other piece over heart* Sup guys.

Everyone else: ...

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Oh, well, ah! I have to finish this post now. So...

Bye. ;)

Wow, this commercial was quite something! O_O

I have plans for some of you. Muahahahahahahaha! >:3