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Monday, August 31, 2015

TEO at School skit

For you sweggsters.

Screw this. My computer's being stupid again, and I'm typing this on my phone.

Huehuehuehuehue >:3

HOUSE

*in kitchen by door*

Finny: I'm stressed over that pre-test we have today, Brock. Like, I don't know any of the information on it!

Sparkle: You're not supposed to know anything on a pre-test, you idiot.

Finny: Stop calling me that, it hurts my feelings!

*Brock goes downstairs singing a stupid song that everyone knows is stupid*

Brock: *sings* Ohh yeahhh hun son home dawg!

Finny: Thank goodness you're here, Brock! Help me study information for gym class.

Brock: *flexes arm.. eww* You just gotta work out, Finny. Work out!

Finny: *attempts to flex his arm that is just fur, skin, and bone* It's not working!

Sparkle: Geez, you are both idiots!

Finny: What about the Spinny?

Sparkle: Don't ever say that around other people ever again!

*Dawn magically appears in scene from bamboo plant*

Dawn: Omg where is my Fierdan, I mean Duke, sweet?! Like gosh, we need to like kiss and stuff before we go to such a disgusting place!

Sparkle: You sound like Admiral.

Dawn: Who that? She trying to get at my fiery hottie too?!

Brock: No, she's my overly-popular fake girlfriend.

Dawn: I never asked you, Brock.

*Twinkle and Duke enter the kitchen from the.. hallway holding paws*

Dawn: Fier- I mean Duke! What are you doing? You're holding paws which is a very sensual thing and it--

Duke: *kisses Twinkle's cheek*

Dawn: What is going on my Dukey poo?!

Twinkle: *kisses Duke on the cheek*

Dawn: *screams*

*from outside*

Night: Um hey guys and little bro, it's time for me to like drive you guys to like school. Like, if you don't come outside now, I'm not giving you a lift.

Dawn: Eww, none of us like school!

Finny: On the contrary--

Sparkle: No, Dawn's actually right on that, Finny.

Brock: Yo, it's fine! I lift all the time too bruh! See my bulging muscles?

Duke: Please don't take your shirt off, Brock.

Brock: Gosh, don't tell me how to ruin my life!

Dawn: Haha, I knew you always think inappropriate thoughts, Duke.

Duke: Says the one who wants to make out before going to school.

HISTORY CLASS

*the class is watching a historical documentary about Fierdan*

Dawn: *thinks* Omg look how hot he is with the flames and all that swag! Haha, so hot!

Twinkle: *glances suspiciously at Dawn*

Finny: *frantically writes down notes*

Sparkle: *looks at Finny's notes then copies them down onto her own paper*

Brock: *pokes Duke's shoulder*

Duke: *thinks* swear word swear word swear word swear word

Brock: *whispers* Psst, Duke.

Duke: *turns around, whispers too* What?!

Brock: *points at screen where Fierdan is standing after burning a dead body* Dude, he looks like you. That Fierdan dude, I mean. You look suspiciously alike.

Duke: What are you getting at?

Brock: Are you him or something?

Duke: No.

Brock: You sure?

Duke: Yes.

Brock: *yelling* OMG MISS HISTORY TEACHER, DUKE JUST ADMITTED HE'S THE FIERY FOX PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER!

Classmates: *glance at Duke and Brock suspiciously*

Girl: *whispers* They do have some similarities..

Boy: *whispers* They have like the same face omg!

Twinkle: *stands up from chair*

Dawn: *makes kissy face at Duke*

Duke: *laughs maniacally as fiery sparks physically appear*

Finny: *scribbles down notes*

Sparkle: *copies Finny's notes*

Twinkle: *pulls down fire alarm*

Duke: *still on fire and in creepy look* Yeah, that's right. I'm Fierdan. No badder than him. I'm just his evil traits all you morons know about anyways!

*during fire drill but not drill*

Duke: *stands in line like a good boy*

*Brock and Admiral repeatedly kiss each other in front of Duke*

*20 kisses later*

Duke: *slightly turns head away from Brock and Admiral still kissing*

Brock: *faces Duke* Oh, are you still regretting dumping this beauty?

Duke: No, I hate Admiral.

Admiral: *turns around to face Duke too* Gosh, you're such a jerk, Duke!

Duke: *sighs*

Brock: Stop insulting others! Just because you're not next to Twinkle doesn't mean--

Dawn: *walks up to Duke from behind him*

Admiral: *snickers*

Dawn: Omg great idea! Let's kiss just like they are, Duke!

Duke: *runs away from all of them*

MATH CLASS- with only Twinkle and Duke

Twinkle: What language is this? What does X and Y even mean? I just came here to learn how to count. Not for this algebra nonsense!

Duke: Uh, do you need help?

Twinkle: Gosh darn it, Duke! Stop flirting with me in math class! I gotta focus, y'know?

Duke: *steals Twinkle's math paper, scribbles stuff on it, and returns it back a few seconds later*

Twinkle: *stares at math paper that now has all the math work done correctly on*

Duke: That's what happens when we're together, Twinkle. I do your math homework for you since you don't get it and I'm too lazy to tutor you.

Twinkle: How are you--

Duke: So swagtastically smart at both academics and athletics? Because I was built to be perfect at everything and be tons smarter than the average person. That's why. *winks*

Twinkle: If only I could.. wait never mind.

And yeah, that's all the subjects I have skits for. So, like 2. XD

Might make other skits of the other school subjects later today.

If you haven't read my post prior (before) this one, please read that post now.

Okay, bye guys! <3

~ ☆Cutepups☆ ~

11 comments:

  1. omg this is super cute-- it totally fits their personalities. Well anyways, at first I thought I thought when brock meant beauty he was talking about himself XD and finny was the one standing like a good little boy :0 I'm so good at understanding things LOL

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    1. Hehe.
      Also there are such sweet anons on your blog! They are so shy *huggles up all anons*
      ( um ok me I guess I'm saying weird ?? Things since I'm procrisanting for like the first time ever )

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    2. I know right, it's great, isn't it? :') I'm beginning to act not as cautious/wary when I see an Anonymous comment having to be moderated.
      First time ever? Wow.. I procrastinate on 99.9% school-related things. (It's bad.. XD)

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    3. Ye that must be nice (:
      Ha ha ya well one of the times. I mostly got tired of school LAST year and started to procrisinate 0-0 I always regret proceasinating.....

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    4. Same too, but I always keep on doing it. *sigh* procrastination...

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  2. How I saw one part:

    Brock: LOOK AT MY BULGING MUSCLES.

    Twinkle: Brock don't take your shirt off.

    Brock: *slowly raising shirt*

    Twinkle: Please- don't.

    Brock: *slowly raising shirt*

    Twinkle: No-

    Brock: YOU CANT STOP ME.

    Twinkle: Brock-

    Brock: *evil laughter*

    Twinkle: Don't-

    Brock: *finally gets shirt off* HAHA.

    Twinkle: *winces* oh my gaid.

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  3. X3 You (sorta) used mai idea e: Anyways, is Brock a fox or is he that character from Pokemon?

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