Welcome Gobee Gooberg + The Hat With The Plunger + More!

Hi guys. c:

Wow, a post with pictures. Noice. c;

So first off, I went on AJ today. And I was lagging. As usual.

I made a pet bee. <3 <3 <3 :3

Gobee sounds like the name, Gobi to me, so I named this fuzzball with dragon wings bee, Gobee. ;3

He shall be my new derpy AJ character OC! o3o

<3

Oh wow I almost forgot today's Monday! ahahahahahahaha

So now to fill in an awkward gap in this post I literally just created 0 seconds ago, I'm gonna make a tiny poem full of poetry. ;D

Wait, what am I doing?

The RIM is this thing:

I'm not from the south or the midwest (duhhh), so I have no idea what this hat thing is supposed to be used for. 

Like, why is there an arrow from a bow-and-arrows with the arrowhead being a plunger stuck in the middle of the hat? And it's all torn and has holes. Why would anyone buy an old raggedy hat that used to be a milk gallon?

I don't understand. *infinity sobbing is heard in background*

*camera zooms out*

. . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . .

Oh god. 

*takes out megaphone*

STOP CRYING, DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CRY-WORTHY PART OF THE STORY YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8U

. . . . . . . .

Twinkle too?! Oh god.

Twinkle, your sister just died in a battle. Why the heck are you crying in a river? Wait.. Why the hell do you have earbuds in?! >:O

Twinkle: You've designed my outfit to be that way when you wrote that chapter. :L

Erm.... Gosh darn it.

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Omg why did I make Twinkle always wear a DJ-Headset before the blue incident?! 

*face-palms self infinite number of times*

Oh yeah, that poem of poetry! ;-;

Broken,

I always knew I was

From the very start.

I'm too broken,

Too corrupted,

Too trapped inside myself.

Don't come any closer.

Believe me, I don't want to hurt you.

Because if you come too close,

You'll become broken

Just like me.

When you get to know me,

You'll become broken.

But unlike me,

you'll heal.

I won't ever heal

These blackened scars will never go away

Because I'm cursed.

Because unlike you,

I can not truly die.

I want to die

So badly

End this misery

So badly.

I faked my death

Once,

Twice,

I lost count.

But I keep coming back.

So I am here, begging you to

Heal me,

Kill me.

Because unlike you,

I'm too broken to be fixed.

You probably all know which character the poem is in perspective of. ^^ 

Bye.~