Time for the Little Skits

Hello my fellow cute puppies, welcome to another post by me. :3

On AJ news, I saw a real Mira today. (A blue heron)

Yes, yes. ^-^

Now some skits I wanna make. They're shorter than most others. I'm listening to "Little Talks" so the tune of that song is stuck in my head. So instead of "Talks", it's "Skits". ;)

Okay, I'll shut up now and start the little skits. XD

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Skit 1

Finny: H-Hey Sparkle, did we take another week off from making RIM commercials?

Sparkle: No.

Finny: Then what was the RIM?

Sparkle: You expect me to remember such things?!

Finny: N-No..

Brock: *runs into scene* OMG GUYS, I FORGOT TO GO INTO THE STORE YESTERDAY AND BUY THE RIM FROM CUTE-CASHIER-GIRL-NO-LADY!

Dawn: *walks into scene for once* I heard it was this pair of hideous cowboy boots.

Finny: OH GOD, OH GOD, I DON'T KNOW HOW YESTERDAY'S RIM IS DOING ON THE STOCK MARKET!

Dawn: Why are we still talking about the RIM? Don't we usually beat each other up now or something?

Brock: No can do. Duke's not here.

Dawn: And neither is Twinkle.

Sparkle: How about let's all beat each other up because we forgot to post about the RIM yesterday.

Everyone else: Mkay.

(Some time later...)

Finny: Where'd they go?

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Skit 2

(Twinkle is an exaggeration of me)

(Duke is an exaggeration of my dad and sister)

(This is based on a true story from Sunday I think XD)

(At restaurant in Maine by the harbor... lawl)

Twinkle: Oh my, this place looks cool!

Duke: Yeah, look at that toy train on the ceiling!

Twinkle: It looks pretty rad!

Duke: I know right!

(Waiter comes to booth where Twinkle and Duke are seated)

Waiter: Hello, welcome to Route 66, may I take your order?

Duke: Whoa there, I thought we were in a restaurant, not on the flipping highway!

Twinkle: *thinks to self* Just ignore him..

Waiter: Drinks..

Twinkle: I'll have a lemonade.

Waiter: And you sir?

Duke: Well.. ah.. well... I'll have a root beer float.. wait no.. an Elvis root beer float.

Waiter: The Elvis one has vodka in it.

Duke: Yeah so?

Waiter: Show me your ID please.

Duke: Who do you think I am?!

Waiter: Regular root beer for you..

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Twinkle: What are you gonna order, Duke?

Duke: Uh.. the Shorehouse Dinner thing.

Twinkle: Nice.

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Twinkle: This lobster mac-and-cheese isn't too bad.

(Waiter comes back again and drops the Shorehouse Dinner thing in front of him)

Twinkle: *spits out food* What is that?!

Duke: Lobster.

Twinkle: It looks creepy..

Duke: Cool, right?

Twinkle: No.

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Twinkle: What are you doing to the poor dead lobster?!

Duke: Cracking its shell..

Twinkle: Eww, it's nasty! Blegh!

(Suddenly this green mush appears next to lobster)

Twinkle: OMG WHY IS THERE BABY PUKE ON YOUR PLATE?!

Duke: It's the liver..

Twinkle: THEN WHY IS IT PUKE GREEN AND LOOK LIKE BABY BARF?!

Duke: It turned green..

Twinkle: OH GOD, IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I DID THAT FROG DISSECTION AND FOUND ITS GALL BLADDER!

Duke: It's edible.. *stabs green mush with fork*

Twinkle: You're gonna make ME throw up!

Duke: *scrapes green mush off of fork and back onto plate* *stabs fork into one of the lobster's eyes*

Twinkle: EWWW! *closes eyes and shakes head*

Duke: It's tasty.

Twinkle: You even have to be violent to the food you eat, don't you..

Duke: Yes, of course.

. . .

(That was when I tried lobster for the first time...)

Hope you enjoyed! XD

Bye guys!