The skit is the easier to write and more light-hearted version.
Oh and I forgot to mention. One reason why I've been writing chapters more often is because of the TV shows I'm watching. Every time I finish an episode, I feel inspired and want to write a chapter. The plots of these shows give me story ideas.
Enjoy the skit. :)
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Brock: Happy Valentine's Day!
Duke: Valentine's Day was on Tuesday. Today is Saturday.
Brock: Whoa, I thought you died!
Duke: Uh, no? I'm still alive.
Brock: Gosh, you gotta ruin everything for me. I was talking to Cashier Girl No Lady, and then you suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Duke: She's not even here, you idiot.
Brock: You drunkie.
Duke: I'm sober right now.
*Twinkle, Dawn, and Finny enter scene*
Twinkle: Hey Dawn, want to know what's so funny?
Dawn: What?
Twinkle: I used to think you were a lustful creep only after romance. I thought I was the third wheel in your relationship with Duke. Haha, so funny.
Dawn: Oh gosh no. I don't love him romantically.
Finny: Um, I'm here too.
Duke: Me too. And what do you mean that you didn't love me romantically? Did you forget all what happened?
Dawn: Duke, you're more like someone I have to protect than a boyfriend.
Duke: You were fantasizing about me. And when we were alone together, we kissed. A lot.
Twinkle: Dawn told me she kisses people to express her emotions to other people.
Duke: Yeah sure she does. On the lips?
Twinkle: Yeah.
Duke: Did she do this to you?
Twinkle: Haha yeah.
Duke: Interesting...
*Sparkle enters scene*
Sparkle: Why are you all in my living room again? Get out!
Finny: I still love you, my pink candy sweet. You smell like a strawberry field.
Sparkle: Are you saying I smell like dirt?
Finny: What? No! I'm saying you smell like strawberries.
Sparkle: You're too weak and pathetic.
Brock: Haha. Hashtag rejection. Oh by the way, have you seen Cashier Girl No Lady?
Sparkle: She never came, you idiot.
Brock: Wow okay, I get it. You and Duke are related because you both are so rude to me.
Sparkle: Related to that monster? Don't remind me!
Duke: Guys, I'm right here.
Sparkle: Shut up!
Duke: Wow rude.
*Sparkle leaves scene*
Duke: Where was I again?
Brock: So you are drunk. Haha, little drunkie.
Duke: I could kill you right now. But since I have some basic decency, I won't.
Twinkle: Basic decency? Wow, you're so funny.
Dawn: Yeah, stop being so edgy, Duke.
Duke: What even is your sexuality? Since you like to kiss everyone apparently--
Dawn: Whoa, who told you that?
Duke: Twinkle did.
Twinkle: What? No I didn't.
Duke: Uh, yeah you did.
Dawn: What's yours?
Duke: Why are you asking?
Dawn: Why not.
Finny: Strawberries don't smell like dirt, right?
Brock: I doubt it. Sparkle is just in a cranky mood.
*Brock and Finny leave scene*
Duke: Ugh ok fine. Straight.
Dawn: Are you sure about that?
Duke: Uh, yeah?
Dawn: Twinkle wants to become a boy.
Twinkle: What? No, I never said that.
Dawn: You told me you want to look more like Duke. For example, you want to cut your hair short.
Twinkle: That doesn't mean I want to be a boy.
Dawn: Ok fine. I have another reason, anyways.
Duke: Which is?
Dawn: Fierdan is attracted to you.
Duke: What? Eww no.
Dawn: Ok fine don't believe me.
Duke: I don't.
Twinkle: Ok he's getting sensitive. Dawn, stop it.
Duke: I'm not sensitive.
Twinkle: Stop living in denial.
Duke: Where's Brock? I'd rather be drunk right now.
Dawn: Ok fine. I'll stop only because you said so.
Duke: I'll find some myself.
*Duke leaves scene*
Twinkle: Valentine's Day is stupid. It's basically a day commercializing love.
Dawn: True, but hey. Think of it as chocolate day.
Twinkle: Chocolate is good.
*Dawn and Twinkle eat chocolates out of a bag*
*Duke returns holding a bottle*
Duke: I found it, vixens.
Sparkle: Give it back. It belongs to my parents. You're underage just like the rest of us.
Duke: Screw you. *starts drinking from the bottle*
*Five minutes later*
Duke: *holding empty bottle* Ah, that's better. It's Valentine's Day weekend. Who wants to love me?
Twinkle: Dawn said Fierdan does.
Duke: He doesn't count. I'm asking you or Dawn.
Dawn: You've hurt both of us. Why would we return to you with a romantic intent?
Duke: Because I'm hot.
Twinkle: Ok fine. I do.
Duke: Ah heck yeah!
*Twinkle and Duke are about to kiss, but instead Twinkle punches him in the face*
Duke: Ah heck no!
Dawn: I'm so proud of you, Twinkle.
Twinkle: Thanks so much, Dawn.
Duke: Wow, that was so uncalled for. Rude.
Twinkle: I'm better than you will ever be.
Dawn: That is a true fact.
Duke: What? No? Everything revolves around me.
Twinkle: Not anymore.
Duke: Are you seriously rejecting me right now?
Twinkle: Yeah. I don't need to have a romantic partner to celebrate this holiday.
Duke: Fine then. Neither do I.
Twinkle: Fine.
Duke: Fine.
*Brock and Finny enter scene*
Finny: Guys, do any of you know when Cashier Girl No Lady is coming?
Twinkle: No idea.
Finny: I can't remember if it's in thirty seconds or one minute.
Twinkle: Oh.
*Doorbell rings*
Finny: Oh, so 45 seconds.
*Cashier Girl No Lady enters scene wearing a fancy dress*
Twinkle: Whoa, you look stunning.
*Brock comes downstairs*
Duke: I really can't tell if I'm drunk right now. You actually look less ugly, Brock.
Brock: Gosh, thanks for the compliment.
Duke: Anytime. I don't feel like throwing up when I look you in the face.
Cashier Girl No Lady: Umm. Brock, are you ready to go to the restaurant?
Brock: I'm ready when you are.
Cashier Girl No Lady: Ok then let's go.
*Cashier Girl No Lady and Brock leave scene*
Dawn: Do you want to go to a restaurant, Twinkle?
Twinkle: Yeah sure.
*Dawn and Twinkle leave scene*
Duke: Wait for me!
Duke: Ok that's fine. Haha, I'm okay. Just abandon me. That's cool.
Duke: This is fine.
*Sparkle enters scene*
Sparkle: I live here, you drunk idiot. Now get out!
Duke: Want me to interrupt your video like in the good old days?
Sparkle: No, get out of my house!
Duke: Technically, I live here too.
Sparkle: Not anymore you don't.*shoves Duke out of house and locks the door when he falls down the outdoor steps*
. . .
Duke: Hey guys!
Twinkle: What are you doing here?
Duke: Sparkle kicked me out, so I was looking for you.
Twinkle: You don't know how much I hate you.
Duke: Why do you hate me?
Twinkle: I got my reasons.
Duke: Really? That's it?
Dawn: Don't cross the line, Duke.
Twinkle: No, it's okay.
Dawn: If you say so, Twinkle.
Twinkle: I want you out of my head. Leave us alone, Duke.
Duke: No, I just ran four blocks just to find you.
Dawn: You heard the girl. Leave her alone.
Duke: Haha, why would I do that?
Dawn: *takes out green sword* She doesn't want you to bother her anymore.
Duke: I'm allowing her to explain, but now you're being so hostile.
Dawn: Ok fine. I'll allow you to talk to her.
Duke: Good to know. Now please leave.
Dawn: I'm not going anywhere.
Twinkle: I would like us to be friends. But I'm not sure if I can handle that from you.
Duke: What do you mean?
Twinkle: My dreams tell me otherwise. Gosh, I just want this conflict to end.
Duke: So you fall in love with Dawn instead?
Dawn: We're friends. I can hang out with other people besides you. Stop controlling her and bossing her around.
Duke: I'm not controlling her.
Twinkle: Yes you are! You have to stop! Stop hurting us.
Dawn: You better leave.
Duke: Ok I will. What's with you two?
Twinkle: Nothing's wrong with us. The real question is why you can't leave me alone?
Duke: If you can't let me go, it's your problem, not mine.
*Duke leaves scene*
I didn't see it ending like this. Lol enjoy. Duke lol.
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