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Saturday, February 18, 2017

Valentine's Day skit

I've been debating with myself on whether to post a skit or new chapter tonight. I decided on the skit. 

The skit is the easier to write and more light-hearted version. 

Oh and I forgot to mention. One reason why I've been writing chapters more often is because of the TV shows I'm watching. Every time I finish an episode, I feel inspired and want to write a chapter. The plots of these shows give me story ideas. 

Enjoy the skit. :) 

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Brock: Happy Valentine's Day! 

Duke: Valentine's Day was on Tuesday. Today is Saturday.

Brock: Whoa, I thought you died! 

Duke: Uh, no? I'm still alive. 

Brock: Gosh, you gotta ruin everything for me. I was talking to Cashier Girl No Lady, and then you suddenly appeared out of nowhere. 

Duke: She's not even here, you idiot.

Brock: You drunkie.

Duke: I'm sober right now.

*Twinkle, Dawn, and Finny enter scene*

Twinkle: Hey Dawn, want to know what's so funny?

Dawn: What? 

Twinkle: I used to think you were a lustful creep only after romance. I thought I was the third wheel in your relationship with Duke. Haha, so funny.

Dawn: Oh gosh no. I don't love him romantically. 

Finny: Um, I'm here too. 

Duke: Me too. And what do you mean that you didn't love me romantically? Did you forget all what happened? 

Dawn: Duke, you're more like someone I have to protect than a boyfriend.

Duke: You were fantasizing about me. And when we were alone together, we kissed. A lot.

Twinkle: Dawn told me she kisses people to express her emotions to other people.

Duke: Yeah sure she does. On the lips?

Twinkle: Yeah.

Duke: Did she do this to you?

Twinkle: Haha yeah.

Duke: Interesting...

*Sparkle enters scene*

Sparkle: Why are you all in my living room again? Get out! 

Finny: I still love you, my pink candy sweet. You smell like a strawberry field.

Sparkle: Are you saying I smell like dirt? 

Finny: What? No! I'm saying you smell like strawberries.

Sparkle: You're too weak and pathetic.

Brock: Haha. Hashtag rejection. Oh by the way, have you seen Cashier Girl No Lady?

Sparkle: She never came, you idiot.

Brock: Wow okay, I get it. You and Duke are related because you both are so rude to me.

Sparkle: Related to that monster? Don't remind me! 

Duke: Guys, I'm right here.

Sparkle: Shut up! 

Duke: Wow rude.

*Sparkle leaves scene*

Duke: Where was I again? 

Brock: So you are drunk. Haha, little drunkie.

Duke: I could kill you right now. But since I have some basic decency, I won't.

Twinkle: Basic decency? Wow, you're so funny.

Dawn: Yeah, stop being so edgy, Duke.

Duke: What even is your sexuality? Since you like to kiss everyone apparently--

Dawn: Whoa, who told you that?

Duke: Twinkle did.

Twinkle: What? No I didn't.

Duke: Uh, yeah you did.

Dawn: What's yours?

Duke: Why are you asking?

Dawn: Why not.

Finny: Strawberries don't smell like dirt, right?

Brock: I doubt it. Sparkle is just in a cranky mood.

*Brock and Finny leave scene*

Duke: Ugh ok fine. Straight.

Dawn: Are you sure about that?

Duke: Uh, yeah?

Dawn: Twinkle wants to become a boy.

Twinkle: What? No, I never said that. 

Dawn: You told me you want to look more like Duke. For example, you want to cut your hair short.

Twinkle: That doesn't mean I want to be a boy. 

Dawn: Ok fine. I have another reason, anyways.

Duke: Which is?

Dawn: Fierdan is attracted to you.

Duke: What? Eww no.

Dawn: Ok fine don't believe me.

Duke: I don't. 

Twinkle: Ok he's getting sensitive. Dawn, stop it. 

Duke: I'm not sensitive.

Twinkle: Stop living in denial.

Duke: Where's Brock? I'd rather be drunk right now. 

Dawn: Ok fine. I'll stop only because you said so.

Duke: I'll find some myself. 

*Duke leaves scene*

Twinkle: Valentine's Day is stupid. It's basically a day commercializing love.

Dawn: True, but hey. Think of it as chocolate day.

Twinkle: Chocolate is good. 

*Dawn and Twinkle eat chocolates out of a bag*

*Duke returns holding a bottle*

Duke: I found it, vixens.

Sparkle: Give it back. It belongs to my parents. You're underage just like the rest of us.

Duke: Screw you. *starts drinking from the bottle* 

*Five minutes later*

Duke: *holding empty bottle* Ah, that's better. It's Valentine's Day weekend. Who wants to love me?

Twinkle: Dawn said Fierdan does.

Duke: He doesn't count. I'm asking you or Dawn.

Dawn: You've hurt both of us. Why would we return to you with a romantic intent?

Duke: Because I'm hot.

Twinkle: Ok fine. I do.

Duke: Ah heck yeah! 

*Twinkle and Duke are about to kiss, but instead Twinkle punches him in the face*

Duke: Ah heck no! 

Dawn: I'm so proud of you, Twinkle.

Twinkle: Thanks so much, Dawn.

Duke: Wow, that was so uncalled for. Rude.

Twinkle: I'm better than you will ever be.

Dawn: That is a true fact. 

Duke: What? No? Everything revolves around me.

Twinkle: Not anymore. 

Duke: Are you seriously rejecting me right now? 

Twinkle: Yeah. I don't need to have a romantic partner to celebrate this holiday.

Duke: Fine then. Neither do I.

Twinkle: Fine.

Duke: Fine.

*Brock and Finny enter scene*

Finny: Guys, do any of you know when Cashier Girl No Lady is coming?

Twinkle: No idea.

Finny: I can't remember if it's in thirty seconds or one minute.

Twinkle: Oh.

*Doorbell rings*

Finny: Oh, so 45 seconds.

*Cashier Girl No Lady enters scene wearing a fancy dress*

Twinkle: Whoa, you look stunning. 

*Brock comes downstairs*

Duke: I really can't tell if I'm drunk right now. You actually look less ugly, Brock.

Brock: Gosh, thanks for the compliment. 

Duke: Anytime. I don't feel like throwing up when I look you in the face.

Cashier Girl No Lady: Umm. Brock, are you ready to go to the restaurant? 

Brock: I'm ready when you are. 

Cashier Girl No Lady: Ok then let's go.

*Cashier Girl No Lady and Brock leave scene*

Dawn: Do you want to go to a restaurant, Twinkle? 

Twinkle: Yeah sure.

*Dawn and Twinkle leave scene*

Duke: Wait for me!

Duke: Ok that's fine. Haha, I'm okay. Just abandon me. That's cool.

Duke: This is fine.

*Sparkle enters scene*

Sparkle: I live here, you drunk idiot. Now get out! 

Duke: Want me to interrupt your video like in the good old days?

Sparkle: No, get out of my house! 

Duke: Technically, I live here too. 

Sparkle: Not anymore you don't.*shoves Duke out of house and locks the door when he falls down the outdoor steps*

. . . 

Duke: Hey guys! 

Twinkle: What are you doing here?

Duke: Sparkle kicked me out, so I was looking for you. 

Twinkle: You don't know how much I hate you.

Duke: Why do you hate me?

Twinkle: I got my reasons. 

Duke: Really? That's it?

Dawn: Don't cross the line, Duke.

Twinkle: No, it's okay.

Dawn: If you say so, Twinkle.

Twinkle: I want you out of my head. Leave us alone, Duke.

Duke: No, I just ran four blocks just to find you.

Dawn: You heard the girl. Leave her alone.

Duke: Haha, why would I do that? 

Dawn: *takes out green sword* She doesn't want you to bother her anymore.

Duke: I'm allowing her to explain, but now you're being so hostile.

Dawn: Ok fine. I'll allow you to talk to her. 

Duke: Good to know. Now please leave.

Dawn: I'm not going anywhere.

Twinkle: I would like us to be friends. But I'm not sure if I can handle that from you.

Duke: What do you mean?

Twinkle: My dreams tell me otherwise. Gosh, I just want this conflict to end.

Duke: So you fall in love with Dawn instead? 

Dawn: We're friends. I can hang out with other people besides you. Stop controlling her and bossing her around.

Duke: I'm not controlling her. 

Twinkle: Yes you are! You have to stop! Stop hurting us.

Dawn: You better leave.

Duke: Ok I will. What's with you two?

Twinkle: Nothing's wrong with us. The real question is why you can't leave me alone? 

Duke: If you can't let me go, it's your problem, not mine. 

*Duke leaves scene*


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