Part 5 of the skit series I currently have going on.
But first, have some unrelated messages!
(Ugh fine, Cutepups.)
Ok lol so hey guys.
I woke up at 5 am, and I don't know why. I don't feel like going back to sleep, so I'm typing this at 7 in the morning. Four hours of sleep.. way to go, foolish Cutepups.
I've recently gotten into this anime abbreviated to BNHA. Uh yes wow lol.
I suddenly want to create a lot of fan art of shows I like. Um.. heck.
I saw a lot of cats on Sunday. Cat showcase with many beautiful cat breeds. But I liked the dog expo better than the cat expo.
I'm planning on making another post later. Might be considered important if you read Twinkle's Story.
That's the end of the pre-skit announcements. Now onto the skit!
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[Flashback to 4:30 am on Tuesday. This is continuing from Part 3 which focused on my two favorite problematic and way too extra boys, Duke and Fierdan.]
Duke: So what do we now?
Fierdan: *is already running closer to the cryptids*
Duke: What in the world are you doing?
Fierdan: *completely ignores Duke and continues running*
Duke: Well okay then. Make the situation even more dangerous. That's a great idea.
Fierdan: *looking over his shoulder before leaping into the air* Watch this, Duke.
Duke: How do you have so much energy? I feel like I'm about to collapse.
Fierdan: I never sleep.
Duke: Oh.. oh okay.
Fierdan: *looks like he is about to fall but his black fire wings appear*
Duke: Why are you using your black fire? You told me you would stop using it!
Fierdan: I'm using black fire because it blends in with the darkness better than using orange fire. I don't want the cryptids to know we're here.
Duke: *gritting teeth* Then why are you standing in midair right above them?!
Fierdan: Shut up, Duke. *takes out camera and snaps some photos of the Bigfoot and Chupacabra*
Duke: *watches Fierdan suddenly plummet to the ground with no explanation*
Fierdan: What the--
Duke: Fierdan! *runs into the clearing with the two cryptids and sees Fierdan lying on the ground*
Fierdan: *opens eyes and sits up* Ow.
Duke: You're an idiot! *gasps when a high-pitched and eerie sound is heard*
Bigfoot: *steps right up to Duke and Fierdan and grins* Excuse me, but I can't allow you to keep that.
Fierdan: Keep what?
Bigfoot: *steals Fierdan's camera*
Fierdan: Hey, give that back! It's mine!
Bigfoot: *tosses camera from hand to hand* Did you know that me and Chuppy here could hear everything that you two were saying?
Duke: Chuppy?
Bigfoot: *whistles and the Chupacabra walks up to the Bigfoot*
Bigfoot: This is my pet Chupacabra. I call her Chuppy.
Chuppy: *sits like a giant dog and smiles when Bigfoot pets her head*
Duke: *swears under his breath*
Bigfoot: Humans are so selfish and entitled. They think the world is theirs but it's not. Their language is filth.
Fierdan: What did you just say, you big freak?!
Bigfoot: Exactly my point. Thanks for that.. *stares intensely at Fierdan* Fierdan.
Fierdan: *suddenly starts laughing while giving Bigfoot a death glare* If you think Duke and I are just other humans, then you have been sadly mistaken.
Chuppy: *tilts head*
Fierdan: *stands up while not averting his eyes from Bigfoot* We lost our humanity a long time ago. I don't give a damn how long we've been in our human forms, I'll never be fully human. Duke is even less human than me.
Bigfoot: What do you mean by that?
Fierdan: *grins* Duke and I did inhumane things in the past. *suddenly looks at the ground and mutters some words that Duke can't decipher*
Chuppy: *is suddenly flung onto her back and whines*
Duke: Chuppy!
Bigfoot: *is sent crashing into a large tree trunk and collapses*
Fierdan: *taking the camera from Bigfoot* I'll take that. I'm not human, so there's no reason why I can't keep this.
Bigfoot: *stands up* You can't reveal to other humans that you saw us!
Duke: Didn't you hear him? We're not human.
Fierdan: I won't. I promise.
Duke: But I thought we went out here, so you could make your own blog posts about cryptids.
Chuppy: *runs to Bigfoot and starts sniffing him all over*
Duke: Are you sure Chuppy isn't a dog?
Fierdan: Does she look like a dog?
Duke: Well.. no.
Fierdan: Then she's not one.
Duke: I know, but..
Fierdan: What?
Duke: What if we got a dog?
Fierdan: A dog?
Duke: Yeah. A dog.
Fierdan: *facing Bigfoot and Chuppy* Now we have to go. Goodbye. *grabs the back of Duke's shirt collar and leaps into the air using orange fire wings this time*
[Some time has passed. Fierdan lands in an empty clearing. He lets go of a sleeping Duke who falls face-first. Then Fierdan sits and watches the horizon as the first rays of pink light hit the sky.]
Fierdan: Dawn..
[One day later.]
Duke: *stretches and yawns* I haven't slept that well in ages. What about you, Fierdan?
Fierdan: I told you. I never sleep.
Duke: Oh.. oh, that's right. I didn't know you meant it literally.
Fierdan: *sighs and looks up* Yeah.
Duke: What?
Fierdan: Oh, it's nothing.
Duke: *shrugs*
Fierdan: We should head back.
Duke: Okay, let's go.
[A few hours later. Duke and Fierdan are standing in front of a door. Twinkle opens the door.]
Twinkle: Where were you?
Duke: *glances at Fierdan from the corner of his eye* On an adventure.
Twinkle: Yeah, I can't picture you two as redheads.
Fierdan: Huh?
Duke: What?
Twinkle: Well, are you gonna enter or not?
Fierdan: Oh.. right. *pushes Duke in front of him and enters the house*
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