Duke and Fierdan Skit: Hunt for Cryptids

Here's the third part of the skit series I started that are about two topics:

1. Blogging
2. Cryptids

Don't mind me being a fool. Suggested lines of stuff. What does this say? I don't know.

Ok, let's go! ;D

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[It is 4 am on a Tuesday. Most of the characters are humans. Duke and Fierdan are walking in a forest on the hunt for cryptids.]

Duke: I'm getting tired.
Fierdan: No. You're not tired.
Duke: Actually, I am.
Fierdan: No, you're not.
Duke: You don't know me!
Fierdan: *tightens grip of flashlight* Do you see anything?
Duke: I told you this a thousand times. I don't see any cryptids.
Fierdan: *waves picture of cryptid in front of Duke* Including this one?
Duke: *sighs* Yes, including that one.
Fierdan: You need more light in your eyes.
Duke: What--
Fierdan: *puts both his hands on Duke's shoulders to make Duke face him directly*
Duke: Excuse me? I can turn around on my own.
Fierdan: I thought you said you were tired.
Duke: That doesn't mean you can t--
Fierdan: *raises eyebrow*
Duke: Never mind. I'm not going there.
Fierdan: Oh okay. *suddenly raises flashlight in front of Duke's eyes*
Duke: Ow, what the hell! My eyes are burning!
Fierdan: *not moving flashlight* Thought you said nothing could hurt your eyes more than what he did to you.
Duke: He practically burned my eyes out! That doesn't mean this doesn't hurt!
Fierdan: Now you have light in your eyes. Perhaps you can see better in the dark now.
Duke: That's not how it works. *leaps up in the air and makes Fierdan drop the flashlight with a back kick*
Fierdan: You're so extra.
Duke: *standing on the ground again* That's right. I sure am.

[Ten minutes later.]

Fierdan: Oh, almost forgot something.
Duke: What.. your sanity?
Fierdan: Shut up, you.
Duke: Then what?

[Less than a minute later.]

Duke: What are you doing? Gonna walk in this forest naked now?
Fierdan: What gave you that idea?
Duke: Just look at yourself!
Fierdan: You're so stupid. *closes eyes, whispers some words that Duke can't fully hear, connects right index and middle finger and points at his chest*
Duke: Thought you said you couldn't--
Fierdan: *lowers hand and opens eyes* I changed from that point in the story and now after the story in this separate dimension.
Duke: Oh okay.
Fierdan: Do you believe in the multiple realities theory? That there are parallel worlds and separate dimensions?
Duke: Huh?
Fierdan: You should. They're real.
Duke: Like you believe in cryptids?
Fierdan: No. Unlike cryptids, I know the multiple realities theory is a real thing.
Duke: So you don't believe in cryptids anymore?
Fierdan: I never said that. *pinches his shirt and "unzips" the shirt down the middle from top to bottom*
Duke: Didn't know your shirt had a zipper. I don't see one.
Fierdan: That's because there is no zipper.
Duke: Umm.. okay.
Fierdan: I hope this works. *winks at Duke* Or else you would have to deal with a naked Fierdan.
Duke: I hate you.
Fierdan: I hate you, too.
Duke: *rolls eyes*
Fierdan: "unzips each side of his pants from top to bottom, clicks tongue when he goes to "unzip" at his hips both times*
Duke: Stop this.
Fierdan: *with mischievious grin* Okay.
Duke: *looks up and takes deep breath*
Fierdan: *drops his pants to the ground, they cover his feet*
Duke: *looks down again*
Fierdan: *takes his shirt off like it's a vest*
Duke: Damn it, Fierdan.
Fierdan: *waves his right hand in distinct moves from the bottom of his neck to his feet*
Duke: You are a sinner.
Fierdan: *ignores Duke and reveals his body to him*
Duke: *closes eyes and flinches*
Fierdan: Open your eyes. It worked!
Duke: *reluctantly opens eyes*

[Fierdan is now wearing a dark gray T-shirt with a pale green alien face in the center, dark green shorts, fishnet-style leggings, and black combat boots.]

Duke: What the--
Fierdan: Now I'm in my cryptid hunting gear.
Duke: You're so extra.
Fierdan: Do you want to wear something else?
Duke: Uh, no thanks. *walks away from Fierdan in a daze*

[A few minutes later, Duke stops abruptly. Fierdan is a short distance behind him.]

Duke: *lowers his voice* I think I see something.
Fierdan: *tilts head and walks closer towards Duke*
Duke: *walks cautiously forward, starting to crouch*
Fierdan: What is it?
Duke: Shh!
Fierdan: *lowers voice* What is it?
Duke: I.. I think it's a.. a..
Fierdan: A what?
Duke: A dog.
Fierdan: A dog?
Duke: *nods*
Fierdan: *goes next to Duke and looks at cryptid picture*
Duke: Wait, I'm not sure anymore. Look at these footprints. They're huge!
Fierdan: It might be Bigfoot.
Duke: *points ahead at some shrubs* But doesn't that look like a dog?
Fierdan: Perhaps.. *steps forward, flashlight in hand*
Duke: Hmm..
Fierdan: *whispers* I don't think that's a dog.
Duke: It's not?
Fierdan: Nope.
Duke: Then what is it?
Fierdan: It's a cryptid.
Duke: Ours?

[Thirty seconds later.]

Duke: Fierdan?
Fierdan: I.. I..
Duke: Fierdan! *steps forward, points flashlight in front of him*
Fierdan: I can't believe it.
Duke: What is it? What do you see?
Fierdan: *pushes Duke against him* Look!
Duke: Oh.. oh my..
Fierdan: That has to be Bigfoot. He's not walking an ordinary dog. That's not even a dog.
Duke: Whoa..
Fierdan: Bigfoot is walking a Chupacabra.
Duke: Like a human walking their pet dog.
Fierdan: Exactly on point.
Duke: *takes cryptid picture from Fierdan* We didn't just find our cryptid. We found two.
Fierdan: We found ourselves a Chupacabra.
Duke: And Bigfoot.
Fierdan: Yes. Chupacabra and Bigfoot.
Duke: No way..
Fierdan: You and me, Duke. We did it.
Duke: I guess we did.
Fierdan: We sure did. Thank you.