Me- almost a day later: *writes a poem*
Haha yeah, that would be me. Expect nothing but chaos from Cutepups the fool. :)
So I just want to talk about this skit I made last year for Valentine's Day. I reread it yesterday and today, and I laughed so hard at it.
It's so ridiculous and dramatic. Ridiculously dramatic. Especially Duke. Of course. And it's so funny to me now.
Geez, Cutepups, calm down.
Lmao nah, this skit is just too funny.
Asdfghjkl hecc heck!!
It's that skit. ;)
Now for my commentary. Please clap. :)
1. Back then, I didn't put any actual (though censored) swear words in my skits. Now I don't give a heck about ~language~ and make my characters (looking at you, Duke and Fierdan) swear in my skits nearly all the time (# let fierdan say f*ck). So in this early 2017 skit, Duke said, "I'm back, vixens." In the way I write skits now, I would make Duke say "b*tches" because that's what he meant by that line. Yeah, pfft lol.
2. My favorite lines from the skit:
- Brock: Happy Valentine's Day!
Duke: Valentine's Day was on Tuesday. Today is Saturday.
Brock: Whoa, I thought you died!
(Valentine's Day was on a Tuesday last year. I was too tired/empty/sad to think of and post a skit for a few days. I wrote the skit on a Saturday. Brock hasn't heard from Duke or the other skit characters in so long that he thought they died. Either that, or someone told him that Duke died.)
- Brock: You drunkie.
Duke: I'm sober right now.
(Brock used to only refer to Duke as the name, drunkie. Duke has to tell Brock that he hasn't had any alcohol, so he can't be drunk.)
- Finny: I still love you, my pink candy sweet. You smell like a strawberry field.
Sparkle: Are you saying I smell like dirt?
(Asdfghjkl. Sparkle thinks that Finny is saying she smells like dirt. Strawberries grow in fields, and in the dirt. Pfft.)
- Duke: I could kill you right now. But since I have some basic decency, I won't.
Twinkle: Basic decency? Wow, you're so funny.
Dawn: Yeah, stop being so edgy, Duke.
(Omg Duke, stop trying to be mean and an @sshole. Stop with the death threats, you fool!)
- Duke: Ugh ok fine. Straight.
(This was him answering a question he was asked about his sexuality because he wanted to bring up the topic for no good reason. He's such an @sshole in this skit. Omg what is it that you are doing, my boy? .... Why tf you lyin'?? Stop lying, Duke. Lying isn't cool.)
- Twinkle: Ok he's getting sensitive. Dawn, stop it.
Duke: I'm not sensitive.
Twinkle: Stop living in denial.
(Duke is living in denial here because he's obviously very sensitive. Like.. Duke, sweetie, you are sensitive. Hhhfgh.)
- Twinkle: Valentine's Day is stupid. It's basically a day commercializing love.
Dawn: True, but hey. Think of it as chocolate day.
Twinkle: Chocolate is good.
(Just using Twinkle to share my thoughts about Valentine's Day. Romance? No thanks. Chocolate? Yes please. Flowers are also nice, I guess. They're pretty. Now I'm adding my thoughts that platonic love should also be considered more on Valentine's Day. Same goes for self love. Love yourselves.)
- *Duke returns holding a bottle*
Duke: I found it, vixens.
Sparkle: Give it back. It belongs to my parents. You're underage just like the rest of us.
Duke: Screw you. *starts drinking from the bottle*
*Five minutes later*
Duke: *holding empty bottle* Ah, that's better. It's Valentine's Day weekend. Who wants to love me?
(Well, a lot can be said about this group of lines. Why are you calling your friends, b*tches, Duke? That's not very nice of you. Apparently, they're all in Sparkle's parents' house. Where the heck are the parents then? Duke, why are you seeking alcohol and then drinking an entire bottle? How large was this bottle? What did you have, my boy? Wait, you're only 17 then. Why the hell are you drinking alcohol, and where did it even come from if all of you are underage? Where are the parents? Gosh dang. Now you really are a drunkie. Damn it, Duke.)
- Duke: Ah heck yeah!
*Twinkle and Duke are about to kiss, but instead Twinkle punches him in the face*
Duke: Ah heck no!
Dawn: I'm so proud of you, Twinkle.
Twinkle: Thanks so much, Dawn.
Duke: Wow, that was so uncalled for. Rude.
(Asdfghjkl omg lmao. Duke deserved to get punched though. I love Twinkle.)
- Duke: I really can't tell if I'm drunk right now. You actually look less ugly, Brock.
Brock: Gosh, thanks for the compliment.
Duke: Anytime. I don't feel like throwing up when I look you in the face.
(Jfc Duke! You're so mean! Omg!)
- Duke: Wait for me!
Duke: Ok that's fine. Haha, I'm okay. Just abandon me. That's cool.
Duke: This is fine.
(God damn it, Duke! They left you because you were being an @sshole to everyone! Stop being so dramatic.)
- And there's that whole ending part. Lmao yikes. Story Twinkle was (or still is?) conflicted if she still loves Duke or not. Umm.. the answer should be no. Damn it, Twinkle. I still love you so much though.
(I laughed so many times while typing this. Geez.)
If I included Fierdan and Ryen in the skit, they would have put problematic boy Duke here in his place. Duke would have shut up a lot sooner then.
3. If you steal and drink entire bottles of alcohol, then you really shouldn't hate Brock for calling you a drunkie, Duke. Pfft.
Plot twist: Duke has been high on drugs all this time. That's why nothing in the story matches up and makes any sense.
(Just kidding. He's not. I mean.. yeah-- he's not currently drunk. Umm heck--)
Don't mimic Duke in any way. Just don't. That's a terrible idea. Don't do that.
4. Duke: Ah heck yeah!
*gets punched in the face*
Duke, with the same volume: Ah heck no!
Lmaoooooo. What a line. That's iconic.
5. In my skits now, Duke is a nerd talking about school stuff.
What a change. Good for you, Duke.
He really is a nerd. Seriously.
Sorry, this post was basically just me dissing Duke. It's a fun and meaningless hobby for me. :-)
Ok ily bye. <3
~ Cutepups
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