Another month. Yeah, how about that.
Time for a new skit. Ah yes.
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[Date: February 1st. Time: 4:00 pm. Location: Somewhere in the house. Sparkle is walking toward the front door as if she is going to leave the house. Twinkle is standing in the hallway near the door.]
Sparkle: *flings her pink purse over her shoulder and then turns head to look at Twinkle*
Twinkle: Uh.. what do you want from me?
Sparkle: You look much better with short hair.
Twinkle: *doesn't look convinced* Uh.. thanks?
Sparkle: You looked so awkward with long hair. It doesn't suit you.
Twinkle: Hey, what was wrong with my long hair?
Sparkle: It looked.. bad.
Twinkle: *pauses then says* Alright, well, thanks!
Sparkle: Wait, what?
Twinkle: I intentionally cut my hair short, and I like my hair a lot more when it looks like this. Long hair keeps on getting in the way.
Sparkle: That's true. Taking care of long hair is more work.
Twinkle: Yeah. I was getting tired of that too, so I got rid of most of my hair.
Sparkle: Yeah, I see that. You look far less ugly when you have less hair. Well, on your head.
Twinkle: *puts a hand on a hip* You flirt very badly. Did you know that?
Sparkle: I wasn't--
Twinkle: I wouldn't date you anyways.
Sparkle: Pfft.
Twinkle: So, where are you going?
Sparkle: I'm going to the store. I want to see if there's anything new that I could make a video about and post.
Twinkle: Oh, like the olden days?
Sparkle: Yeah, I guess.
Twinkle: Cool, I'm going with you.
Sparkle: But--
Twinkle: I'll be right back. Gotta fetch my jacket. It's pretty cold outside.
Sparkle: Well, it's winter.
Twinkle: *quickly walks away to another room, returns back less than a minute later*
Sparkle: Okay, let's go.
Twinkle: Okay.
[Fifteen minutes later, and they have entered the store. Cashier-Girl-No-Lady smiles and waves at them as they walk deeper into the store.]
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Hey, girls!
Sparkle: Oh hey!
Twinkle: *pauses then says* Oh. Hi.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I haven't seen you in so long, Twinkle! How's it going?
Twinkle: Oh. Life is okay.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: That's good to hear.
Twinkle: Yeah.
Sparkle: *looks around the store* Why are you the only one working? I swear, every time I come here I only see you.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Yeah, well...
Sparkle: Well, what?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I'm not gonna give up on this place.
Twinkle: Why not? Would you rather just quit already? I'm pretty sure that Sparkle is the only customer you have left.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I.. uh.. *points at one of the shelves* We got new merchandise. It's over there.
Sparkle: Oh cool, let's check it out. *grabs Twinkle's arm and walks toward the shelf*
Twinkle: *looking at a shelf* I'm not interested in makeup.
Sparkle: Well, I am! *stares at the shelf full of makeup products*
Twinkle: *sighs and turns to see Cashier-Girl-No-Lady behind her*
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: It's also.. well, I need a way to get my own money. I need money.
Twinkle: Yeah, that makes sense. Sorry if I was a little too tough on you.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Oh, don't worry about it! It's fine, Twinkle! Besides, I have another shelf of new merchandise.
Twinkle: New.. what?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *leads Twinkle to another part of the store* Here.
Twinkle: *gasps* Whoa, these look great!
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *points to a black one with a light blue embroidery that's in the shape of flowers* Want to try this one on?
Twinkle: Oh yeah!
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *picks it up and points to a pile of white shirts and picks up one in particular* And here's the shirt it goes with.
Twinkle: Ah, that's awesome. Thanks. *holds the items and heads for the fitting rooms*
[While Twinkle is in the fitting room, Sparkle looks at the employee with excitement.]
Sparkle: This makeup is amazing! It's the good brand, too!
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *smiles* Yeah, that's a good sign.
Sparkle: You bet! It kinda makes me want to have a sleepover with you, so we can give each other makeovers.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *arches eyebrow* Oh, is that so?
Sparkle: *blushes* It's just an idea.
[Dawn enters the door and smirks.]
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Oh, hey there! How's it going, Dawn?
Dawn:*walks toward them* Good. It's been good.
Sparkle: What are you doing here?
Dawn: I wanted to know where Twinkle went. I had the feeling she went with you.
Sparkle: Oh, she did.
Dawn: Then where is she?
Sparkle: *points to the fitting rooms* In there.
Dawn: Oh okay.
Sparkle: Yeah, well, I'm gonna buy this makeup I'm holding now.
Dawn: *grins mischievously at Sparkle before she follows Cashier-Girl-No-Lady to the cash register* If I didn't know you're straight, I would think you were just flirting with the cashier.
Sparkle: I was not!
Dawn: I know. Makeovers sound like fun.
Sparkle: *sighs and takes out wallet to pay for the makeup*
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *takes Sparkle's money and puts it in the cash register, puts the receipt in the bag and gives it to Sparkle*
Sparkle: Thanks.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Thank you for your purchase. Have a nice day!
[Twinkle, in different clothes, steps out of the fitting room.]
Dawn: Whoa...
Twinkle: *smiles and walks toward them with confidence* I like this look.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: That's good to hear.
Sparkle: You look like a boy.
Dawn: You look amazing. Oh my god, Twinkle!
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: That's not all. Trace your nails over the blue part.
Twinkle: Why?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Just do it.
Twinkle: Uh.. okay. *does that*
[From the light blue parts, small light blue flames appear.]
Sparkle: Okay, what the heck is this?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I had it customized just for Twinkle.
Twinkle: Oh, I doubt I have enough money to pay for this though.
Dawn: That's okay, Twinkle. I'll pay her.
Sparkle: *sighs*
Dawn: *takes out a handful of dollar bills from her pocket and stuffs them into Cashier-Girl-No-Lady's hand* Keep the change.
Sparkle: Where the heck did you get that much money from?
Dawn: Don't ask questions. Keep the change, I won't need it.
Sparkle: Huh...
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Umm.. okay. Thanks.
Dawn: No problem. Twinkle can't just leave the store without that shirt and suit jacket.
Sparkle: Oh, so that's why Twinkle looks like a boy.
Twinkle: I feel like this would be something that Duke would wear. Except that this one is blue.
Sparkle: I just realized something. I like looking at you a lot more when you look adrogynous.
Twinkle: Oh.. uh.. thanks?
Sparkle: Uh.. yeah.
Dawn: By the way, don't genderize clothes.
Sparkle: Genderize?
Dawn: Yeah. Ryen told me we shouldn't do that.
Sparkle: Uh.. why?
Dawn: Fierdan told him to stop.
Sparkle: Oh.. okay.
Dawn: Did you guys know that one time, Fierdan wore a dress? Well, that was before he called himself that. He told me not to tell you guys, but oh well. It's not like he's here.
Sparkle: *eyes widen* He.. he what?
Twinkle: Anyway, this outfit is my aesthetic. It reminds me of something Duke might wear. But blue is a better color than orange.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I think that, too. It looks very good on you.
Twinkle: Thanks for having this. I love it!
Sparkle: Are you telling me that Fierdan was a--
Dawn: Fierdan, breaking gender roles since age five.
Twinkle: What the heck?
Dawn: I wonder what Duke would look like in a dress. I know he would refuse to wear one though.
Sparkle: They won't wear dresses. What the heck is wrong with you?
Dawn: Haha, my bad. I should've explained. I was looking at some of those old pictures in that box Brock found a few weeks ago.
Twinkle: Oh...
Dawn: Danny stopped being cute at age eight.
Sparkle: What did you just say?
Dawn: Oh, you know that Fierdan is a nickname, right?
Sparkle: Wait, what? It is?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I'm so lost right now.
Sparkle: Me too, girl. Me too.
Twinkle: Why are we talking about him if he's not even here?
Sparkle: It's called gossiping.
Twinkle: Oh hmm...
Dawn: Oh, I just came up with a brilliant idea! You should put makeup on Fierdan! *laughs*
Sparkle: Uh.. no thanks.
Dawn: Do it.
Sparkle: No.
Dawn: Yes.
Sparkle: I'm not wasting makeup on any of those guys. I bought it with my own money, so I'm keeping the makeup for myself.
Twinkle: Just imagine.. Fierdan in eyeliner. In eyeshadow. Dang...
Sparkle: I hate all of you. Bye.
Twinkle: *waves at Sparkle as she exits the store with her bag of makeup*
Sparkle: *walking outside* Damn it. Now I can picture Fierdan in makeup. And the weird part is.. he looks beautiful. *shakes head and walks faster*
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These girls...
I love them.
Makeup skit? Oh hmm mm.
That's beautiful.
What a look.
There you have it, folks. A skit that mainly focuses on Twinkle and Sparkle instead of Duke and Brock.
That's nice.
I got inspiration from someone. Haha yeah.
That's it for today. Bye now.
~ Cutepups
cute skit. all this flirting and the boys wearing dresses..my aesthetic lmao
ReplyDeletehaha yes, thank you!! it's such an aesthetic. i'm glad you enjoyed this!
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