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Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Pretty Eyes skit

Ok I'm ok. Hi, it's time for a skit. Haha yes. 

It's following the skit I wrote on the first of this month. 

I couldn't come up with a specific date or time, but it's probably taking place on a weekend night.

What's the location? Either a bathroom or bedroom. I really can't decide. 

Yeah ok. Here's the skit, lmao.

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Fierdan: *has on a blindfold so he can't see* I don't get how I can help you with your vocabulary if I'm blindfolded.
Duke: *is somewhere else in the same room, is also blindfolded* I don't need your help with words.
Fierdan: *grumbles, makes a sound to show how offended he is by Duke's statement* Wh-What are you doing here?
Duke: No, the real question is why are you telling me that you have to help me with vocab homework?
Fierdan: What are you talking about? I was referring to Sparkle, not you. Why are you even in here? 
Duke: Why would Sparkle be here?
Fierdan: Ugh, you fool! She put the blindfolds on us!
Duke: Why would she do that? What's her deal?
Fierdan: Ugh! *makes non-word grumbling noises*
Duke: Oh! Can't you make your eyes turn red, so you can destroy your blindfold with your laser eyes?
Fierdan: *tilts head like wtf is Duke even saying* That never happened. My eyes never turned red, and they definitely didn't turn into lasers.
Duke: Are you sure? I thought that happened.
Fierdan: My eyes can't just change color.
Duke: I'm pretty sure I saw you with glowing red eyes while you were in the middle of being possessed by Soulless. Like, you know, that time we met.
Fierdan: And you must be delusional because I never had these red eyes you speak of.
Duke: Okay, okay fine. Maybe you had blood in your eyes back then.
Fierdan: *kinda laughs?* What the heck are you even saying? Having blood in my eyes will turn my eyes red now? That must have been a lot of blood. What was I doing?
Duke: I.. I don't know! You were an intimidating freak when we first met.
Fierdan: *chuckles* Oh, is that so?
Duke: *sighs* Yes, that is so.
Fierdan: *stretches one of his legs* Oh, I know what you can do. Turn your eyes black, so you can burn your blindfold that way.
Duke: *sounds offended* Why would I do that? Turning my eyes black is extremely painful!
Fierdan: Then just use your left eye.
Duke: No!
Fierdan: You're incompetent.
Duke: I can say the same about you.
Fierdan: Just roll your left eye back, so it'll turn black. It can't show up as white like normal people eyes, I heard.
Duke: Uh.. that's right. I'm not hurting my eye for this stupid thing though.
Fierdan: You're no help.
Duke: *laughs bitterly* Thanks. 

[Two people enter the room that Fierdan and Duke are in. Each takes off a blindfold. Fierdan blinks his eyes to see Sparkle standing in front of him. Duke blinks his eyes to see Cashier-Girl-No-Lady standing in front of him. The boys are confused. The girls smile smugly at them.]

Duke: *frowns while maintaining eye contact with the girl* What the fu--?
Fierdan: *speaks to Sparkle* Why would I ever help you with your homework after you did this to me?
Sparkle: I lied to you. I didn't need your help.
Fierdan: *stares into Sparkle's eyes* Don't lie to me.
Sparkle: *looks cheerfully back at Fierdan* Okay! I had to blindfold you two to keep you from knowing. It's for a surprise!
Fierdan: From knowing what?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: It was originally Dawn's idea.
Fierdan: Dawn? What's she up to?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: It was just gonna be between Sparkle and myself, but then Dawn suggested that we should include you guys too.
Fierdan: What do you want us to do?
Duke: I'm sorry, but who the hell are you? *points at Cashier-Girl-No-Lady*
Fierdan: *rolls eyes* You're a fool.
Sparkle: Ugh! She's the cashier in that store down the street. We used to go there every week.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I missed you, Duke.
Duke: Uh.. okay.

[10-15 minutes later.]

Fierdan: You.. you were dared to put makeup on me?
Sparkle: Uh.. yeah. Dawn told me you look great in makeup.
Fierdan: *is confused* When did I wear makeup?
Sparkle: *is also confused* She told me that you used to wear it all the time. Well, also dresses.
Fierdan: *starts to stand up* I'm going to talk to her.
Sparkle: Why would you do that? Relax, I won't hurt you.
Fierdan: *sighs* What are you planning on doing to me?
Sparkle: I'm only going to work on your eyes. 
Fierdan: *sighs* And do what?

[At the same time, but in a different room.]

Duke: So let me set this straight. You want to decorate my eyelids?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *sighs* Yes.
Duke: Why?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: The shape of your eyes would look great with this makeup on.
Duke: *rubs eyes* Is that a compliment? If so, thanks.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I like your eye shape.
Duke: *chuckles?* What the hell does that even mean?

[A few more minutes later.]

Sparkle: *is in the middle of applying eyeliner to one of Fierdan's eyes* You better look good with this stuff on.
Fierdan: I better. Don't lie to me.
Sparkle: You'll look fine. You and Duke have gorgeous eyes. I'm jealous of what yours look like.
Fierdan: What does that even mean?
Sparkle: *finishes the eye and starts applying eyeliner to his other eye (btw I don't put on makeup that much myself.. haha)* It means that you, and Duke, have eyes that make it easy to put makeup on. It won't look bad on you, I swear. Besides, I'm very good at putting on makeup. This is simple work compared to what else I've done.
Fierdan: Oh.. uh.. okay.
Sparkle: *nods and continues till both of his eyes have on eyeliner*
Fierdan: Anything else?

[Meanwhile with the other two.]

Duke: Well.. umm.. thanks for outlining my eyes?
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Do you want wings?
Duke: Uh.. I have my own. 
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Huh?
Duke: My own wings. They're made of fire. They shoot out of my shoulder blades when I feel like it. They're kinda hard to miss.
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *smiles uncomfortably at Duke* I meant for your eyes.
Duke: *smiles* Uh.. what?

[Back with the other two.]

Fierdan: Oh, so this is what you meant by wings?
Sparkle: Yep.
Fierdan: When can I look at myself in a mirror?
Sparkle: I'm not done with you yet. I still have to put on eyeshadow.
Fierdan: What color?
Sparkle: *looks at her eyeshadow container with its many colors* Hmm...
Fierdan: Can I see it?
Sparkle: No.
Fierdan: *makes that offended sound*
Sparkle: Oh, I know! I'm gonna use this bronze color. It shouldn't be.. too much. 
Fierdan: *sighs* Fine, go ahead.
Sparkle: I'm kidding. *shows Fierdan the color* You can see it. This is what it looks like.
Fierdan: *looks at it* Oh, it's a nice color. It looks powdery though.
Sparkle: No, it's not powdery. Eyeshadow is supposed to look like this when it's in the container.
Fierdan: Oh okay.
Sparkle: Yeah.
Fierdan: By the way, I didn't wear dresses all the time. Dawn was exaggerating.
Sparkle: Wait.. you really wore dresses?
Fierdan: A dress.
Sparkle: Oh.. oh my god. That's adorable!
Fierdan: Adorable?
Sparkle: Yeah, that's cute. 
Fierdan: Uh.. okay?
Sparkle: Yep. *starts putting on the eyeshadow*

[A little less than ten minutes later. Sparkle and Cashier-Girl-No-Lady are finished putting makeup on Fierdan and Duke. The four of them walk downstairs.]

Dawn: Whoa, you two actually did it!
Sparkle: Yeah. I did a good job, don't you think?
Dawn: Yeah, wow, you did such a great job.
Sparkle: Aww, thanks!
Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Duke was so annoying.
Duke: Hey!
Fierdan: *looks over his shoulder at Duke and laughs*
Duke: That.. that was uncalled for.
Fierdan: What? You are a fool.

[Twinkle enters the hallway they're all in.]

Twinkle: You guys look pretty. 
Duke: Thanks.
Twinkle: I didn't know you and Fierdan would look that good.
Fierdan: Uh.. thanks.
Twinkle: You should wear makeup more often. It makes your eyes even prettier.
Duke: I don't know about tha--
Twinkle: *repeats "pretty eyes" to herself* Pretty eyes... 

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yeah idk lol have this.

~ Cutepups ;-)

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