Brock Meet Brock Meet Brock

Why the heck am I doing this?

*shrugs and puts on music*

Music is life. <3

So yeah. I'm finally posting this weird post.

Enjoy! XD

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Brock: Hey girl.

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Today's Thursday.

Brock: We can be a perfect family!

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: I'm not going out with you, Brock.

Brock: *takes Sparkle's earbud out of ear* Why?

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *looks at sparkly pink earbuds Brock threw on counter* Isn't that Sparkle's?

Brock: Umm... umm...

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *reads song on music player attached to earbuds* Omg it's a Melanie Martinez song!

Brock: Duh!

(Sparkle breaks glass and enters store)

Sparkle: *swiftly replaces her music player that Brock stole with the one she's been holding* I hate you so much, Brock! *punches Brock in the face*

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: ... *presses play on music player Sparkle threw at Brock*

Brock: ... *music player starts a playing a song that is Precious screaming about marshmallows*

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: *blinks* Why the heck do you have this on your music player, Brock?

Brock: I really don't know.

(At shop's front window, Precious's face is seen and she winks. A second later, she disappears.)

Music player: COVER ME WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND SING ME A LULLABY! LET THE MARSHMALLOWS KISS ME AS I EAT THEM!

Sparkle: *leaves scene*

Brock: ...

(Weird person enters shop using door)

Weird person: Uh hi. *walks toward Cashier-Girl-No-Lady and Brock*

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: Who the heck are you?

Weird person: I'm Brock.

Brock: No, that's my name.

Weird person: No, it's my name!

Brock: No, Brock is my name, drunkie!

Weird person: I'm not drunk!

Brock: Yes you are. If you aren't, then you wouldn't be copying my name!

Weird person: You're copying my name, you ugly fox!

Brock: No I'm not! Gosh, can anyone see my bulging muscles!

Duke: *fiery punches Brock in the face, high-fives Weird person, then magically leaves scene*

Weird person: ... I like that fire fox.

Brock: Change your name! *notices tag on Weird person's shirt*

Weird person: My name is Brock!

Brock: *reads tag* Hmm... I'll just call you Brock-That-Pokemon-Guy then!

Brock-That-Pokemon-Guy: Are you serious.

(A piece of broccoli walks into store)

Broccoli: I have found my people!

Brock and Brock-That-Pokemon-Guy: Is that piece of broccoli talking? O_O

Broccoli: Hello Brocks, I must introduce myself. I am Brock Broccoli and I come from Brock Farms.

Brock: Another Brock?!

Brock Broccoli: We are the Brock threesome!

Brocks: *high-five each other*

Cashier-Girl-No-Lady: What the... *walks out of store*

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To Be Continued (or not)

Ok bye.

(lol ironic now lol)