Onto That Animal Jam Cake Analyzing

But first...

The RIM!

It's sold underwater in Bahari Bargains!

I screenshot it on my other account!

It's actually not a re-color!

That, like, happens only once, like, every 5 billion years! :0

Remember Enchanted and the birthday cake hat? Ha. Ha. Ha.

About birthdays, today's Mutant's birthday! (You know that commenter who comments a lot on here. Yeah, it's her birthday. XD)

I guess the new in-trend for this AJ season is having charm necklaces with the charm being an Alpha's head.

The RIM is Tavie's head as a charm on a piece of string.

Look for yourself:

All the other ones are sold in the Birthday Party of Animal Jam. XD

Liza's looks very creepy.

Liza is possessed. (Dammit Soulless.)

Mhmm yes, yes. Having a mini Alpha head around your neck is very trendy indeed. (Wow, what a violent game! 0.0)

I'm in the mood to create a skit that only focuses on Brock.

I think I'm gonna name that post, "Brock Meet Brock Meet Brock".

It's gonna be like this (swag 8D):

1. Brock is at the RIM store talking to Cute-Cashier-Girl-No-Lady.

2. Someone enters the store while Brock and Cute-Cashier-Girl-No-Lady are socializing.

3. The strange human guy walks to them and introduces himself as being "Brock that Pokemon guy".

4. Then Brock and Brock that Pokemon guy argue because they're both named Brock.

5. While they're arguing, a piece of broccoli walks into the store.

6. The piece of broccoli can somehow speak, and it says its name is "Brock Broccoli".

7. Brock and Brock that Pokemon guy stare at Brock Broccoli suspiciously.

8. Then Brock Broccoli says he lives on a farm called Brock Farms.

9. Then all three Brocks have a super swag day together! :D

10. Then the skit movie zooms out of Duke's eyeball again, and Duke says to Brock, "What the hell."

Ah yes, yes. Lovely idea! :3

Onto other news....

Is it just me or is the AJ Blogger blogging community pretty much dead now? Like, there are no more active daily AJ bloggers that post the new item anymore. It's pretty weird and sad. :c

So now onto that Animal Jam cake analyzing! ;)

Here is the cake when you first get it.

*sets cake on ice cream table item*

The cake has toxic purple gas. well ok then ummina

The first phantom appears. look how cute it is omg yes ummina

The second phantom appears. omg look how cute those phantoms look and that purple flame omg stop it Dukey whyyyyy 

The third phantom appears. all them statues are staring at it like so swagtastcially swagalicious

All the phantoms are partying on that cake like yolo swag. and Precious is still sitting there daydreaming about reading inappoopriate fanfics about eating marshmallows (yes I said poop)

Then Mira kills all the cute cuddly phantoms because Mira is secretly ruthless and evil.but that majesticness though

And that's the 5th Birthday Cake! ^w^

Onto other news.......

Danny and Dilly are so cute together omg yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ship them two boys too. oh god what is wrong with me

Danny. Like come on, he's Danny.

And then Dilly. (Character not out yet.)

Dilly aww Dilly oh Dilly why Dilly why why why. ;o;

Like, first Dilly aww Dilly oh Dilly sweet Dilly hates Danny bae.

But then they come close friends! :')

I have a lot of characters that have names that start with the letter D. lmao

Danny is Daniel who is Dan who is Fierdan who is Duke.

Dilly is Dylan who is such a fab character in that other story.

Like, the second one.

;w;

Oh wow. Ok bye.