cursed art xxxx XD cursed dream

I'm bored, so I drew it. 

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(language warning) 

Fierdan ;) (mm)

http://thejamaamist.blogspot.com/2019/01/haha-ahaha-why-am-i-like-this.html

Fierdan: do you mind? :/ 

(don't take any of this seriously. 'tis only a joke.) 

and in case you can't read my rushed handwriting:

unnecessary phrases? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

• "do you mind? :/" 

• *only colors his eyes because they are beautiful*

• #/fierdan-fucks 

• big,,shoulders,,, manly 

• arms + legs = wtf 

• oh no - his other arm! 

• fire man!!

• that adam's apple though 

• *blushes uwu* 

• (male presenting nipples) 

• fuck!! fucker!! *descents to heck* 

... I love how I wrote "descents" instead of "descends" like?? words?? what are those??? 

I started drawing this as something serious. Then I realized I don't know how to accurately draw human anatomy, so I began to laugh and cry. And here we are. 

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A few nights ago, I had a terrible dream. But now I don't remember most of it. 

(so tragic) 

This is only what I still remember (which is nothing compared to how detailed that dream was): 

• I was with a school classroom sized group of people my age. But we were kids. I mean we were teens. Just.. younger. (@ cutepups, we don't understand you :/)

• We were on a field trip. But it wasn't school/college/academic related. And it wasn't like a camp either. 

• So my peers and I were at this tech-like museum-indoor amusement park. We split into groups, wandered around and had fun. 

• Then the mister teacher/professor/camp counselor/authoritative male figure told us all that we were required to do something. He told us the real reason for our field trip (but, like I said, this wasn't academic or camp related) was to do this one activity. 

• The activity was to enter this even more indoor space. It reminded me of a place to play laser tag for some reason. There were several entrances/exits. 

• [mind blanks] 

• And then we figure out that the laser tag vibes thing is a death trap. So if we go inside, we would most likely die. 

• But mister authoritative male figure really wanted us to go in there. He basically forced us to. 

• So while I was inside, I saw that it was not laser tag. There were land platforms with a stream (water) flowing between the land platforms. And then suddenly, these horrible fish with huge fangs come jumping out of the water. And they're like, "chomp, chomp, chomp! :V" which terrified us humans. 

• Then we all suddenly Knew TM that if a fish bit us, we would die. So we had to avoid the water at all costs because the water was full of these fish that really wanted to bite our feet and ankles. 

• Then a girl close by to where I was standing got bit by one of the crazy fish. It leaped out of the water and flopped across the land platform the girl was on. Oh and all of us were screaming and crying the entire time.

• And then I got a burst of adrenaline and ran the hell out of that place. No can do, sir. I can't take this. I don't want to die. Not like this. 

• But for some reason, the majority of my class or whatever survived. Only a few more people died. I was told this by my peers after they left the place. For some reason, I was standing right by it, just outside. 

• No, not outside-outside. We were still inside the museum-indoor amusement park. Then we celebrated by going on this ferris wheel. It wasn't colorful though, which left me feeling disappointed. It was only white. 

• I'm not that sure this happened, but I think the dream ended with mister authoritative male figure announcing on a loudspeaker a monotonous 'congrats' and 'you passed the first test'. Like- ??? wHAT. First test?? Who the fuck is this man?! 

• And then we got off the ferris wheel, and everything faded to black. The dream ended. The end. 

(o-o) 

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It's Monday! More posts to come! 

You get a post, you get a post, you get a post! 

Wow. So many. 

I will return soon. 

(yeet!)

~ Cutepups