It's Monday. I want to make several posts today. I'm bored and stayed home all day again. So here I am.
A few hours ago, I felt like googling "Fierdan" and looking at the results.
I found a "Fierdan definition" and lost my mind. I don't understand anything. And yet it's making me laugh so much.
I also looked at the images for a "Fierdan" Google search result. I'm laughing at that too.
(... what even are my posts anymore? wtf-)
Just.. Just look at these pictures. Look:
According to urban dictionary (omg what a website!), the Top Definition of "Fierdan" is: "The act of flashin a noob to the point that they they rage face." An example sentence is: "That noob got fierdan'd!" And it was posted by a person under the name of "CrackaJackaFlash" on March 25, 2009.
Oh.. oh my god. Guys. Help. I.. I..
I don't know what this 2009 slang means. Wow, 2009 was a decade ago. Dang, we're getting old.
It lowkey feels like something I would say in a post in 2014 or 2015. But it also feels like it's too crazy even for 14-15 year old me (specifically, only on here under the name of Cutepups).
Fierdan is a.. verb? #/tfw-your-name-is-an-obscure-verb
2015 skit Fierdan wearing headphones playing a song that just has the word "fuck!" on repeat and big sunglasses indoors: *walks swaggers over to a random group of people* You're gonna get Fierdan'd! Get Fierdan'd! I'm gonna Fierdan you!
Random group: *gives each other side-glances* What the fuck? Who the hell are you?
Fierdan: *lowers his sunglasses to wink before putting them back on* I'm Fierdan. *stretches out his arm, wondering if anyone is willing to shake his hand, no one does so he then takes off his headphones so a very loud angry "fuck!" is heard by everyone in the store because they're in a store*
Random young boy: *walks toward the crowd that is watching Fierdan* Huh?
Fierdan: *sees Random young boy and points an index finger at him, screams* "That noob got fierdan'd!"
Random young boy's mother: *frowns, walks up to Fierdan* Don't call my son a noob!
Fierdan: *is still screaming* Get Fierdan'd! *speaks much quieter* Sincerely, me. Fierdan. My name is Fierdan. *puts on his headphones* I'm getting out of here. Get the fuck out of my way! *leaves the store in the most dramatic way possible*
That's what I thought of. Well, uh, ok then. *coughs*
Geez, even the name of the urban dictionary person is funny. Everything about this urban dictionary is so very iconic.
I bet this is very inaccurate, but this is how I imagine it.: A nerdy-looking boy is just standing somewhere. Then out of nowhere another boy comes up to nerd boy with a camera or phone. For some reason, I'm thinking of a jock. Not sure why. And then the jock starts taking several pictures of the shocked and annoyed nerd with his camera or phone on flash. A few minutes later, the nerd is very angry and gives the jock a look full of rage.
... pfft, watch it mean something inappropriate. if so- oops, my bad.
Oh and I looked at Google Images. This is the top of the search results.:
Haha, most of the results are random blog posts of mine! Look at my bad art, guys! XD
1. Why does C. Fierdan's hair look so neat in this blurry picture?- first half skit art.
2. That quote isn't even sad. Come on now, 2015 Cutepups. Do better! That quote isn't that bad though. "If you die, we'll both be free."- Fierdan. Aww. Haha, those days when I unironically made my characters be anthro foxes. I didn't even know how to draw anthros. That doesn't look like a fox tail. Oh, really? Are you serious, 2015 Cutepups?- Few Sad Fierda...
3. Oh.. Oh my GOD. *screams for a good minute* There's a page on a website called "animevoiceover.wikia.com" that has something called "Baby-fier-DAN.JPG | Anime Voice..." and- holy shit! I am shook! Baby Fierdan. Anime voice. How it's worded as "fierDAN" which is like my character because his real name is Dan and the "Fier" part is just him being extra. This page thing is on point! I'm struggling with coming up with a voice that would match how I imagine Fierdan sounding like. Perhaps I have considered anime voices. Fierdan is kinda very much like an anime character. Except I don't think think he's Japanese.. I'm not Japanese. Though a samurai AU does sound tempting.. like if he's Japanese which he most likely isn't. *clicks on the link and is brought to a blank page* oh.
4. There are people who exist that have the name of Fierdan. I found more Fierdan names under the all results. This one looks like a nickname. But I'm not entirely sure.
5. Oh hey, that art of mine isn't that old yet! It's Fierdan standing there being lost or something. And there's my happy worker boy, Duke! He looks so cute there! My sweet impulsive disaster boy!
6. That post is old and is an AJ post on top of that. Let's examine what's going on. I'm playing as the Precious wolf character who is saying "sway" for no known reason. The Precious wolf's pet kangaroo joey is acting bonkers. Coo-coo. Crazy. He wants to leave Precious. He just wants to be free. Precious tells a happy-looking light blue and white penguin the one special word- sway. The word, "sway" is spoken, and the penguin's heart flutters. The penguin's stomach is full of butterflies. I hope the penguin is okay... oh and yes, that too. There is another peach colored penguin advertising through shouting, "JOIN THE AB ARMEH" and an enthusiastic black penguin replies with a loud "YES" to the peach penguin.
And there are also the related Google searches of:
- mo leker
- enn
- twa
- bizin
- youtube
... sorry but what the heck-- X'D
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disclaimer: this wasn't one of the informational posts I had planned.
Dramatic Fierdan is such a delight~
ReplyDelete"Git Fierdan'd, noob!" XD
*adds that quote to my list of best and most iconic Fierdan quotes*
DeleteThe noob is going to get Fierdan'd. No one else. Just the noob.