......... ....... ........ why
Ok, well, actually.
The longer short-term relationship between Fierdan (Dan? wtf is his name idk lol) and girl-lady-woman-whom-is-she would be two weeks.. uh.. maybe a month?
(ugh idk, this whole thing is a concept in, shit idk, story 3 or later tf)
Ryen arguing with Fierdan to "settle down" and get a girlfriend/wife and be a good husband/father? Haha nope, he doesn't care for that at all. Romance? Nah. Continuing the bloodline so Z's blood/biological traits will continue onto his grandchildren? Oh nah, hell no.
(wtf..?)
(idk either.)
Z: *refers to his sons, Ryen and Fierdan, when talking to people passing by* They will continue my legacy by continuing my bloodline once more when they have their own kids.
[Many years later]
Ryen: (@ Z) Hell no, I'm not doing that for you! I've had enough! I'm not having my own kids. Heck, I'm not even going to be in a committed romantic relationship. I'm aroace, asshole! Screw you!
Fierdan: (@ Z) First of all, fuck you. Second of all, there's no way in hell I'm doing that shit for you, you shit piece of fucking trash. Oh and by the way, me and Ryen will always be disappointments to you, and I know you're rolling in your grave. *pauses* Well, wherever I disposed your pathetic corpse. We're not straight. Sure, girls are beautiful and hot.. holy shit, but boys? Ever seen a nice guy? Damn, people are fucking gorgeous. *pauses, raises voice* I like girls and boys! Dick! *lowers voice back to how it was when he started* Fuck you to hell and back. *speaks quickly but just as passionately* I like dick.. asshole! *gives Z the middle finger, spits down into wherever Z's body is, tells Ryen to piss on Z's grave*
And that's like. That's like. That's canon. What a father-sons relationship, amiright?
(I keep on accidentally typing "sins" and "sims" instead of "sons" and I think it's funny. Help me.)
.... I'm surprised no one left any hateful comments or.. anything. Hmm, guess I scared my viewers away with my cursed content. Well then. Ok.
Oh and it's not like. Uh. Well uh. It's not like Fierdan would be seeking out sex every night. Like uh. No. He does sleep by himself after J boy and him break up. That does happen. Fierdan just doesn't like it. He's not a fan of it. He just longs for that warmth of other human body lying next to him with that body heat and.. and skin. Skin is warm. Warm skin. Not cold. He wants to be warm, damn it! Every night? Nope. The most would be every other night. Or every other-other night. So like, not every. And maybe he's not even truly alone in his own bed. Maybe instead of another person, he has a bedside companion. Perhaps a stuffed animal to comfort him because nightmares are closely bonded with Fierdan and he needs comfort in order to sleep much at all. Physical contact with bodies is something that becomes comforting for him. And no. He ain't. He's not doing anything dirty with that stuffed animal comfort object thing. No! He ain't that type of man! He hugs it. With his arms. Grabs it with his hands. That's it, ok gosh! And stuffed animal comfort object is staying on or next to his pillow. Close to his head or neck. Not lower. He's a cute sleeper, and I ain't letting anybody throw dirt on him! *then idfk- screeches*
I won't be able to understand a sentence I put here, so neither will you.
I have informational-like posts scheduled in my head. I have plenty of those.
And yet. Here I am posting this garbage hellfire.
This should be the last of it. I mean.. please, I'm hoping. I don't think I have any more to say about it?
Yeah, that's the rest. This should be the last time I dedicate a post to ramble about Fierdan in his early-mid 20s and his sex life. I'm done typing sentences about him and sex. I'm done. I'm outta here.
I'm done. I'm outta here.
(big yeet!)
X'D
o.O O-O O.o
(ehehehehehehe)
I had a pretty amusing mental image of Fierdan giving Z the finger and just... that entire section. Like, good grief! XD
ReplyDeleteAlso made me realize that was something Ruby has in common with those boys; she also hates her parents for straight up abandoning her [more or less] and takes great glee in knowing how much her mother hates her for marrying a cross-dressing penguin and producing hybrid kids.
Go fig. :)
Haha thanks! That's how I imagine them meeting each other as adults (or Fierdan just thinking of Z). Oh boy... XD
DeleteAlso.. whenever I write a long skit dialogue from Fierdan it reminds me of Duke. Geez, they're so dramatic. Pfft.
Anger/Hatred at parents for basically abandoning them? Yep, my boys heavily relate. Fierdan and Ryen are definitely like that when they think of Z and how he would react if he knew about their love lives. Oh, the bitterness!~
Hmm, I wondered where Ruby's parents were the whole time. (says me who pushes my characters' parents out of the picture way too often). Since she lives/lived with her grandmother (or whatever word she uses) and all that. Ruby and cross-dressing penguin whose name I forgot- I support them. They're great. Ahh, I love the dynamic (?) of the children of parents who abandoned them having partners (or lack of) that would disappoint their parents because they think they're nothing more than disappointments so their parents would hate them no matter what, so why not enjoy thinking about them being disappointed in and hating their now grownup children? (wow I phrased that badly, sorry). My heart.. <3 ;;