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Sunday, June 25, 2017

can we just appreciate this spam?

[Improper Posting]
Can we just appreciate this spam?
Like wow.
Wow!
That grammar. Just wow.
Wow!
"What is size of Swayze Water Jersey may have?"
10/10 grammar. Omg how beautiful.
What is the size of Swayze Water Jersey may have? I really don't know.
It reminds me of a waterpark in New Jersey. I never heard of Swayze Water Jersey before.
I wonder if they know I'm from NJ.
It's boring here. The roads suck too. Heckin hell. XD
"I saw a lot of website but I think this one contains something special in it."
That beautiful grammar yet again.
Ah yes. My blog is something special. No other "AJ blog" and blogger is as corrupted as me. I don't even post about AJ, yet my URL has "Jamaa" in it. I deceive people all the time because of this. I also write a story with sensitive themes such as death, killing, torture, kissing, swearing, and more. I also talk about depressing and anxious things because that's me. Mm deaths.
Ha. Ha. Ha. XD
Or maybe my blog is special because of my swag Cutepuppiness and my amazingly terrible skits. I love my skits so much.
"Might advocate slightly less cheese."
I don't think I talked about cheese in that chapter. Or any chapter for that matter.
Or is this spambot saying that chapter is cheesy?
Like come on, man. I know a lot of chapters before 2017 were very cheesy and cliché, but I'm trying very hard to make the story not as cheesy and cliché.
Stop being mean omg Mr. Spam Man! :'(
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