I love Duke wtf

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Drew this quality art at 1 am while being covered in sweat. ;)

Cursed show. Cursed jokes.

I'm so sorry lmao. I had to draw it.

But for the context, you have to know the skits. ;)

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Duke working at a coffee shop....

Duke: What would you like?
Ardere: Hot chocolate!
Duke: This is a coffee shop, we don't serve hot chocolate.
Ardere: Hot chocolate!
Duke: No.

Duke: What would you like?
Trump: Covefe!
Duke: ....... No.

Duke: What would you like?
Admiral: Why didn't you love me? What did I do wrong? Let's kiss mkay!
Duke: No!!!!!!!

Duke: What would you like?
Taurel: Blood!
Duke: : )

Duke: What would you like?
Risak: I want to kill you!
Duke: No.

Duke: What would you like?
Fire Prince Zuko: The avatar and my honor! Have you seen the avatar even though he probably died 100 years ago? Can you give me back my honor and help me find the avatar so I can regain my honor?
Duke: ......???? What no.

Duke: What would you like?
Shiro: If I don't make it out of here, I want you to lead Voltron!
Duke: ????? No.

Duke: What would you like?
Shrek: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me....

+ this one XD :

Duke: What would you like?
Zuko: I just want my honor back!!!
Duke: Your what?
Zuko: My honor!!
Duke: Why.
Zuko: I need the avatar!
Duke: Teach me firebending. :)
Zuko: No!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duke: Wow ok I quit.
Music: Who can say.....

Disclaimer: Trump is still the US president somehow, Zuko is from ATLA, Shiro is from Voltron, and Shrek is from Shrek. I don't own them wtf.

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Duke on Tall Tower roof in the middle of the night. What's he up to?

-X-

Duke working at McDonalds......

Duke: We're closed. :/
Sparkle: *licks lollipop* Listen,, sweaty.
Fierdan: McDonalds is open 24/7. :/

-X-

Duke: What no I'm gay!
Everyone else: *flashbacks back to Duke's girlfriends? and all the kissing scenes*
Twinkle: Yeah sure.
Admiral: You have two girlfriends. :/
Duke: Sorry I'm gay.
Everyone else: ????????
Duke: Finny, bro where you at?!
Finny: I won't date you.
Music: Who can say.......

-X-

Job interviews for another coffee shop......

Sparkle: Why do you want to work here?
Finny: *thinks about Sparkle, the owner, and smiles and speaks cutely* I like the owner. She's so sweet and dreamy. :)
Duke: *thinks about "grind" and explicit* I want to GRIND. There are cactus thorns in my DICK. Get them out! >:U
[Somehow, Finny and Duke get hired. ???]
Duke: Hug me bro.
Finny: Fine bro.
Duke: Haha gay.

-X-

Duke working behind the counter of coffee shop, why is he naked?? except for the coffee worker's hat.....

Duke: Who wants to take out the cactus thorns?
Dawn: What are you doing?
Finny: What is he doing?
Duke: They are in my dick.
Twinkle: It's been so many months. :/
Duke: Boss!!
Sparkle: :///

[Later, the same day.]
Duke: Gonna GRIND!
Everyone else: Who is he? I don't know him.
Duke: Can you GRIND covefe? Gotta grind ok you got to grind. GRIND!!! The!!! COFFEE!!!
[Terrible sound effect O_O]
Duke: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

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Thank you for your time. :)

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