Characters Blogging

A funny bad skit in which my Twinkle's Story characters are introduced to blogging on tumblr.

You can say I got requested to do this. This isn't going to be a RIM post though, whoops.

But before I begin going into that, have some unrelated notes.

I also saw puppies and kittens on Wednesday. They're adorable. Of course. Cute animals are very good things in life.

The title, Twinkle's Story, kinda actually has a deep dark meaning to it. Might or might have anything to do with character deaths and how the story started in only her POV. Hehe.

I got a sudden but brief burst of inspiration earlier today to write poems. I haven't made any in a while. The poem hiatus might end soon.

I'm kinda scared to write Chapter 75 and more future chapters. My plans for them are good, but I fear that when I actually go to write them they won't be as good. Ugh, wish I could word things better.

Fantasy worlds make everything a little better nowadays.

Okay, now onto the skit. ;)

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Me: *reblogging a hundred things to my tumblr in ten minutes on my computer (very unrealistic since I'm always on mobile smh)*
Me: Um.. what the heck.

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Ryen (prev. skit Night): *types on computer*
Fierdan: What are you doing?
Ryen: *begins to lower screen* Uh.. nothing.
Fierdan: *approaches Ryen sitting in front of his desk and raises computer screen* This isn't "nothing", you fool!
Ryen: Excuse me, but you are more foolish than me.
Fierdan: No, I'm not! *blushes?*

[Duke enters room with nothing and nobody for once, surprisingly.]

Duke: Hi--
Ryen: It seems that I have been mistaken. Little bro, you are not the fool. Your Duke experiment is the fool.
Fierdan: Gosh, thanks.
Duke: Great, I can't escape the rude nicknames. First it was Brock calling me a "drunkie", then it was Fierdan calling me his "pet", and now it's Ryen calling me an "experiment".
Ryen: Yes, that is the truth.
Fierdan: Okay, I don't care. You can stay here, Duke, but if you screw anything up, I will slaughter you and rip your heart to shreds.
Duke: That sounds so pleasant. I hate my heart, and you killing me sounds hot.
Fierdan: Wh.. What the hell.
Ryen: Umm...
Duke: Uh.. that was a pun. You know.. Fierdan's black flames.. how he killed people using black flames.. black fire is very hot in temperature....
Fierdan: I hate you so much.

[After a few minutes, the rest of the gang shows up.]

Ryen: Alright, alright. I'll tell you guys what I've been doing.
Fierdan: Finally. *glares at Duke*
Duke: *adjusts shirt collar*
Ryen: I found this very old computer program from hundreds of years ago. It's called Tumblr and is a blogging platform.
Finny: Ancient blogging? Give me that, Ry! *snatches computer*
Sparkle: Finny, what are you doing?
Finny: This is how people blogged in the olden days.
Dawn: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I heard of this old blogging site called Blogger. This looks nothing like that.
Twinkle: I have an idea because screw it. Let's create blogging accounts.
Finny: Great idea!

[After a half hour, everyone has their own computers somehow.]

Finny: Hmm... *scratches chin*
Brock: Hey, what should my password be?
Finny: *thinking* Spinny123...
Sparkle: I believe you aren't supposed to share your password to other people.
Finny: Oh! *types Spinny123*
Brock: What should my password be then?
Sparkle: I don't know, Brock. Think for once!
Brock: Finny?
Finny: *types frantically on keyboard*
Brock: Oh, I know! My password will be IIoveCashierGirlN0Lady. It's a capital I and not a lowercase l for the love word. There's a zero in the no word as well. *starts typing*
Sparkle: I just told you not to do that.
Brock: Do what?
Sparkle: Say your password out loud. You aren't supposed to do that.
Brock: Oops, my bad. Pretend you're all deaf, everybody.
Sparkle: Oh and Finny, why is your username Spinny123? We broke up, remember?
Finny: Oh.. right.

[Meanwhile, on the other side of the room.]

Twinkle: *scrolls through tumblr*
Duke: What the hell! Why isn't it working?
Fierdan: Shut up, Duke! *smashes keyboard with fists* Why are there these odd images called "memes" everywhere?
Duke: At least you could log in! It won't let me even do that!
Fierdan: I searched my name, and I found all these posts about me. What does this mean?
Twinkle: It means you have fans.
Fierdan: What are fans?
Twinkle: People that adore you. I don't know.
Fierdan: They're freaking me out. *starts blocking everyone who made a Fierdan post*
Dawn: *approaches Duke* Now what seems to be the problem?
Duke: *smashes keyboard with fists* It won't let me log in!
Dawn: I already set up a theme for my blog and am reblogging nature aesthetic things, and you didn't even create your account yet?
Duke: Yeah, and it won't let me!
Twinkle: That's cool, Dawn. I just set up a blue aesthetic theme to my blog.
Duke: I hate this! *sets his computer on fire*
Dawn: I was trying to help you, but you just destroyed your computer.
Fierdan: Shut up! I have to block these people.
Ardere: Uh... *shows Fierdan his computer screen* Is that you or Duke?
Fierdan: Huh, what?
Duke: Sorry, what happened?
Ardere: *points at tumblr post*
Duke: That is called sin! *covers Ardere's eyes*
Fierdan: Give me that, little boy! *grabs Ardere's computer*
Duke: Tag nsfw, gosh!
Fierdan: *glares at Duke* You are an idiot!
Ryen: *enters room* Why did disaster have to strike when I was gone peeing?
Sparkle: It was all Duke. As usual.
Duke: *rolls eyes* Tumblr wasn't working.
Ryen: What did you expect? Of course it would be slow. It's very old.
Twinkle: It worked perfectly fine for the rest of us.
Ryen: Oh.. interesting.
Fierdan: *points at the post on Ardere's computer* That isn't sin, Duke. Dawn, come here!
Dawn: Ugh fine.
Fierdan: Look at this.
Dawn: Okay.
Fierdan: Duke thinks this post is sin.
Dawn: Sin?
Duke: The guy is naked. Wait, is that you, Fierdan?
Twinkle: I'm just gonna ignore all of you. *reblogs blue aesthetic things to her blog*
Ryen: Bro...
Fierdan: *tilts head* Did Soulless take a picture of me?
Duke: You're not in a shower, so why are you standing there naked?
Fierdan: Damn it, Soulless!
Dawn: Nudity is not a sin.
Ardere: I'm sorry, I should explain. Tumblr suggested this blog and it just has pictures of Fierdan.
Fierdan: Oh, I blocked that freak. *clicks on the username on Ardere's computer*
Ardere: *looks away*
Fierdan: Who took all these pictures of me?
Duke: Tag your nsfw, Daniel!
Fierdan: Call me that one more time, and I will take out all your bones.
Duke: *states blankly at Fierdan*
Fierdan: These are all from Cincernum. There's black goop everywhere, and it's not like we can see my--
Finny: *sneezes*
Fierdan: -- in any of the pictures.
Ryen: It was Soulless.
Duke: Since when does Soulless have cameras for eyes?
Ryen: Never mind.

[A few hours, let's see what they are blogging.]

Dawn: nature, green aesthetic, body positivity, the occasional meme
Twinkle: memes, blue aesthetic, song lyrics, quotes
Finny: memes, whatever is on his dashboard
Sparkle: pink aesthetic, celebrities, more makeup and fashion, food
Ardere: wolves, memes, lightning, yellow aesthetic, happy things
Fierdan: black things, red things, things associated with death, edgy things, blood, fire, poetry, flowers, things that offend Duke even though they're sharing the account now
Brock: whatever is on his dashboard Ryen: won't share what he blogs about

[Ryen while alone in the room.]

Ryen: It was me. I created that blog last night. I love my Soulless creation and messing with Daniel.

XD

Should I continue?

Cursed site.

Cursed characters + Cursed site = Cursed content

:^)