ok not too shabby

Ah yes. Hi.

It actually did not take place in the middle of a park.

So. Yeah. That's good.

I mean. It was a bit chilly. The weather.

Uh..

Wasn't as fancy-ish like as other _____showers I went to. Not as many people there either.

So no bad conversations. About my appearance, school, college.. none of that. Good. Nice.

So. That was the highlight of my day.

My life is boring.. ew.

I didn't wear earrings for several months, but I decided to put a pair on.

Yeah.. ok.

I was watching these Google Translate Sings videos for an hour or so. And they. I think. Are hilarious.

Yeah and one of my cats kept on following me when I was eating cheese doodles. Like. He wanted those cheese doodles. He put his head in the bag like a savage, I took his head out of the bag, and he decided to scratch me. So rude smh. I even gave him one, and he refused to clean up his mess. Why tho.

My other cat is standing on my back. I'm laying down right now. And she's just. Standing on my back.

My cats though.

... never mind she moved

Sorry. For the misconceptions.

Anyway, I was bored or something a few hours ago. And this came to my mind.

*finger guns*

Duke: Hey :)
Me: Go to hell!
Finny: According to my calculations of this year of 2016, we are already in hell.
Fierdan: Objection!
Me: Jesus freaking Christ, man, stop copying off other shows. Stop it. Just stop.
Fierdan: Ok rude but. Hell doesn't exist. It's called Cincernum, sweetie.
Duke: Sin :)
Me: Shut up. Just shut up.
Duke: Sin cancer :)
Me: Yeah I should add that in. Now add that to the list of things that are wrong with you.
Duke: *plays the song, Numb by Linkin Park, on his iPod shuffle*
Me: Stop being such an edgy emo.
Finny: Why the heck do you even have an iPod shuffle?
Me: You're so stupid.
Duke: Stop being so mean :(
Fierdan: Stop being mean to my boyfriend clone son.
Me: What the heck, you guys are the same person!
Duke: No, I am a puppet :)
Me: Stop finishing your sentences with smiley faces!
Duke: :(
Me: I swear did you just go there-
Twinkle: Oh hey guys. I wanna chop all my hair off.
Duke: Wh-wh-wh-what no????
Fierdan: I'm a puppet too. Heck, everyone's a puppet.
Dawn: Why were me and Twinkle in abusive relationships again?
Me: Yeah and why are you and Twinkle drinking?
Duke: Ohhh snapppp-
Me: Shut up, you're probably always drunk.
Duke: Oh no, not Drunkie again.
Brock: Oh hey, Drunkie.
Duke: Please kill me.
Fierdan: Yes, let's commit suici-
Me: No! No, stop that.
Finny: Dying is too expensive these days. Funerals are highly costly.
Fierdan: But if we all die, none of us will have to pay for the funerals.
Me: Stop suggesting people should die!
Fierdan: Why tho.
Me: It's wrong!
Twinkle: So yeah I really want to cut all my hair off.
Dawn: Why?
Twinkle: I don't know.
Dawn: Ok.
Duke: Um, how am I gonna feel your hair in my nostrils if you go bald?
Dawn: What the hell.
Duke: I like her hair up my nostrils.
Me: Yeah, you're a weird one.
Dawn: What kind of relationship did you two have?
Duke: I mean. Like we were. Birds.
Dawn: Birds?????
Duke: Yes.
Twinkle: No, you idiot. I mean get a bob cut.
Duke: Who is Bob?
Twinkle: Short hair cut. Like a boy.
Duke: Oh you want to be a boy now.
Twinkle: Umm? No.
Duke: Aw :(
Brock: I'm a boy!
Me: Good for you.
Duke: So one time when we were birds, I ate a worm.
Twinkle: We were never birds????
Duke: Oh.
Twinkle: And that was a noodle.
Me: Oh.
Fierdan: Why am I such a screw up?
Me: Because you are.
Fierdan: Ok.
Finny: Well.
Sparkle: Oh my god what.
Finny: I love you.
Sparkle: Aw.
Twinkle: Like. I mean. I guess I hate how I was all girly in the past. And weak. So if I cut my hair. It'll be in the past. I'll be a new person.
Sparkle: There's nothing wrong with wanting to cut your hair.
Twinkle: Thanks.
Brock: I missed you guys. You especially Drunkie. And Fire Dan too.
Fierdan: Why would you miss us? I mean we were both. Bad.
Brock: Because you're both still alive even though you two constantly want to die.
Fierdan: Yeah. Guess so.
Duke: I was supposed to die by suicide because that would be the solution to the story.
Me: Yes, you can still say good things! Thank god.
Duke: That's so messed up.
Me: Yep.
Duke: Like what kind of solution is that? Suicide shouldn't be seen like it's some type of solution.
Me: Wow, I hate you, but I love what you just said. I was an awful writer.
Brock: Yes.
Duke: And you were so ignorant trying to ignore when you had commenters criticizing your writing because they knew the message you were sending out. And how it is such a hurtful message. And you were so blind to the criticism.
Me: Yes.
Duke: And how you would make chapters with self harm. In detail like that. Glorifying that too?
Fierdan: And how you made us. Just. Well. Everything about us.
Me: Yes!
Twinkle: And how all the love things were. It was as if everyone was cheating on each other. That's messed up.
Me: Yeah, that too. Especially that.
Duke: Yeah and dismissing my things I did by saying I'm mentally ill.
Fierdan: Yeah, you were so offensive in the past.
Me: Yeah, that's true.
Dawn: And how I'm like a freak. Obsessed with love freak.
Me: Yeah, that too.

Gotta love insulting my past writings.

Yeah. Bye now.