welcome to hell

Ah, hello there! Hellooo~

My heart is beating so fast. How exhilarating this is.

So, the context. I was looking for something in my room. And I found this bunch of old drawings of mine.

Then I was like- oh! One of the blogs I read and actually still comment on started this challenge thing that's about posting your old artwork and commenting about it.

Old artwork, you say. Well, this is gonna be some of my old artwork. Very old. Like the oldest I was would be 8, 9, or 10 years old. But most of these were drawn when I was 6 or younger. 

So yeah. 

*bangs pots and pans* Welcome to hell, welcome to hell! 

:'D 

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I was the oldest in these drawings. It was this school thing. Got turned into a sketchbook cover. Only used one page of it though. So here we have a pup in a cup. And it's huge compared to everything else on the table. The puppy's name is Fuzzy. What a name. That's a tennis ball on the floor. And the girl is supposed to be mad or sad. But I don't know anymore. And there's a family portrait behind the pup in the cup. That table though. Those hands though.

Here's the only page I used in that sketchbook. Oh boy wowie. A lion licking a lollipop/chocolate bar standing on candy canes. The heck is on his paw? Oh god. And on the right, there's a dog sliding face-first. That anatomy though. 

First of all, why the hell do I have these bunch of drawings where I state their weights and ages? The heck man? (lol heckman). It says, "He weighs 26 pounds. It is 3 years old. This parrot's name is Crack because its first word was crack". The bird looks like it's eating poop or, well, crack. Little child me drew a bird on crack. Drugs. Wow, this is art. *cries* 

There are tears falling out of my eyes. 

I was such a weird child. Had many problems. Mm.

And here is the girl shrieking "welcome to hell!" which is a very proper post title. It says, "In this picture Kiwi is 6 years old. She is at a dance party with her friends.". Ok, back at it with listing the age. She is alone; where are her friends? What is with her fingers? They look like blades. That smile looks like she's possessed by a demon, or like, Satan. What's with her hair? Who knows! That dress though. Perfect triangle shape.

This has been titled, My big tail dog. So I think this is supposed to be a dog with a big tail? Why it have a beaver tail though. And duck feet. Why though. Tiny head. 

And now for the final drawing I'll be posting today. 

Mm.

Oh man. Oh god. Oh heck man. Pens, huh? Well ok then. Sure, little me, sure. There's only one pen though. Oh.. oh shoot. It kinda resembles a penis. 

Well then. 

lmaoooo

*laughs and cries* 

So yeah. Here is some of my very old artwork. Please love me.

What the hell. Why was I like this? Just. Why.

*claps* 

There you go. Posting my old art.

OLD. SO OLD. 

And that's a glimpse of my childhood! :') 

I also found this photo album in my room from when I was in, like,1st grade. My faces though. Where I was though. Everything about me though. 

Mcfreaking mckill me. 

Bye. <3 

~ Cutepups 

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I originally was gonna post a rant about myself and female/gender. 

Lmao. Not today. 

Shut up, me.

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